This is my son. Say something nice about him

diaper beam lol

>>31646256
>son
>implying Hau is a boy

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>>31646294
Please leave immediately

>>31646256

your son gives blowjobs for Malasadas.

>>31646256
This card is adorable

>>31646256
Why are you never home?

I want to marry your son!

>>31646256
your son has a cute Pokemon so he's okay in my book.
seriously I love Raichu.

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Would you buy a card of your waifu?

>>31646357
But Pheromosa doesn't have a card yet!

>>31646256
Who gives a crap about your son? He's a fruity-ass fruit bowl gay bastard who takes it up the pooper.

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>>31646391
Imagine being this jealous of best boy

>>31646391
Certainly not OP, since he abandoned Hau to escape so he could get away from Hala's shadow

>>31646256
more like your wife's son

>>31646504
>Glaceon
>Cat

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>>31646817
MODS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>31646256
He is an adorable ray of sunshine, a sweet malasada kiddo. Anyone who dislikes him must be more jaded than Nanu.

>>31646256
He may not be the best at pokemon, but he is the best at friendship.

>>31646817
Sun and Hau could easily pass as girls.

>>31646256
Why did you abandon him to travel as a trainer? Did you hate him so much?

whenever I saw him in game I always smiled at his constant good mood. I find people with permanent good moods really uplifting

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>>31646817

>>31646256
He is shaped like a friend.

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>>31646817

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>>31646817

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>>31646817
Why is this board so full of pedos
First all the Guzma/Chicken and now this... What the fuck is wrong with you people?

>>31646817
>dem made for breeding hips

>>31648458
It's kind of just anime art style in general honestly.

>>31646256
>This is my son.
>Say something nice about him

>This is my wife's son

FTFY

>>31648493
Wtf are you talking about?

>>31646817
MODS

>>31648472
OK, I'd be OK with that excuse if they were extremely childish looking adults, but they're canon 11 years old. That's just straight up pedo shit.

>>31648568
It's pedo, I'm not denying that, but like, I am saying Loli is a thing in ALL of anime fan groups not just this board or pokemon

>>31648458
>Guzma/Chicken
That's cute though. One of the few forms of chickenposting I don't mind.

I want to bury my face in his belly!

>>31648669
Hau is built for snug

>>31648669
How soft and plushy is his belly?

>>31648590
That's the only time I care about the female protag too, but you still gotta admit it's pedo. Don't be a hypocrite now.

>>31649274
Not denying that, anon. It is as pedo as they get. Just saying its cute.

>>31649289
Yeah. Man I miss the guz threads.

>>31649274
As the really loudly anti-pedo person from earlier, I just wanted to say that I would never post that, it was someone else. There are many things I'm hypocritical about, but this is not one of them. In my opinion, there is nothing cute about Guzma/Chicken. I love Guzma, but he's a douchebag and most importantly, an adult. I can get behind Guzma/Grunts or Guzma/OC if people really wanna self insert that badly, but I think Guzma/Chicken is disgusting and would be horrible for Chicken-chan in the long run.

Also, you loli fans really think your boy's a pedo? Some fan you are. If anything, the game points to the exact opposite, with Lusamine being old as balls and a mom, and Plumeria being a motherly person too.

>>31649294
Agreed. What happened to them?

>>31649365
He strikes me as the exact opposite of a pedo, agreed. It kinda freaks me out seeing him as the aggressor.

>>31649372
Not sure... I think the fans just kinda grew content sticking to their discord for now. Cuz it sure hasn't goneven quiet there

>>31649403
*gone

Thanks autocorrect

Surprised your son isn't a fat whale for eating a shit load of malasadas

>>31649431
He's getting there. Give it time. He'll be Hala part 2 when that metabolism slows. Rife with beetus.

>>31649453
>tfw no fat Hau to cuddle with

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>>31646341

All of the full art cards I've seen are looking nice.

>>31648568

They're not real either.

>>31649500
To me, that's no excuse. It's still a representation of something really destuctive and not cool.

I guess I should probably explain why I'm raging so hard. I'm a social worker irl, and I see too much stuff like this in the real world every day.

>>31649397
Agreed, so much. He's really not the type.

>>31649403
That sucks for casual fans like me. Damn.

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>>31649453
Aww, now that is a sad thought. I hope he quits the malasada before that happens, Hau deserves a happy and long life.

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>>31649365
I lowkey like guz/chick especially if chicken is aged up. But it's funny you mention plumeria because I think she would probably kill guzma if he were a pedo. Plums wouldn't stand anyone messing with kids

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>>31649555

Assuming you aren't bullshitting, you should probably either learn to ignore it or stop coming to 4chan since there are a lot of people who like loli and/or shota because they're cute, because of the taboo, etc. They're not going to stop just because something happens in real life because what they enjoy isn't real, it might not even match up to the real thing.

>>31649658
Agreed... that's like saying people should stop writing or depicting murder or rape just because it's a real tragedy. Way too close to censorship to me. If you don't like it just ignore it. As someone who presumably helps real kids, you should kind oof recognize the difference between reality and fiction. Fiction has no real victims that need saving. Focus on the people who do need it. The real ones.

>>31649682
>>31649658
Trust me, I know. It usually doesn't get me this badly, only when I end up thinking too much, like I did this time. It just really shocks me sometimes that there's no many people who find prepubescent bodies attractive and aren't even ashamed of it. But whatever, I'll shut up now.

Tl:dr - I think Guzma and chicken doesn't make sense and is pedo as fuck. I'll leave it at that.

>m-muh problematic pedos
goback2tumblr

Hau and all pokeboys are made for FUCKS.

>>31649727
If it makes you feel any better I'm fairly sure everyone who ships it are doing it from Moon's prospective. As in, they're self inserting as the child. Not the other way around.

>>31649682
>>31649658
I guess I will say once last thing on this. I genuinely didn't intend to censor anyone. At no point did I say, "don't post that"and honestly, unless you were actually posting cp, I'd never actually want to censor you. Sure, I wish there were less pedo posts, but I'd never tell you to not post your loli. You're allowed to post it, just like I'm allowed to say "I've seen this irl and I think y'all are fucked up thinking this shit is cute" and "Guzma fans who ship him with chicken are really fucking weird." None of that says don't talk or post, it says "Let's talk about/argue about this." Which is pretty much the opposite of censorship. It's not censorship to say, "I wish you didn't post that, it's fucking nasty," that's just an opinion. Censorship is actually getting rid of the content. Tbh the only censorship that has happened here is deleting that pic up in the thread, which I did not do or even ask for, by the way. Sure, it was deleted because it breaks the board's rules, but it's still a form of censorship.

Anyway, having completely derailed this thread, I'm gonna go find some adorable pictures of Hau to post to get this back on track. He's one of my favourite characters, he always makes me smile.

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>>31649851
That is a bit better. Really weird, but better. Thanks.

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AU where Hau is the anime main character he deserves to be.

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Thoughts on Kahuna Hau, /vp/?

>>31649968
He's still getting gucked by Chad Kantocock
>>31649978
Best ending/AU/whatever for him really. He beats Hala, takes his spot, becomes best Kahuna.

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>>31646256
Your son is a nice young man with many talents. However, his obsession with beating his Kahuna grandfather seems a little unhealthy. Maybe he should focus on beating kids his own age, like the current league champion... Who he needs to beat his grandfather to fight at all? Well, shit.

>>31649978
God. Why did they have to make him so attractive. Fuck

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>>31650031
It's either draw him hot or morbidly obese from all the malasadas.

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>>31649727
How does images like this make you feel?

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>>31649978
>kahuna of koko island's ace is a raichu
I love it

>>31646256
LOL MALASADA LMAO XD

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>>31650080
Kinda sad and disgusted that someone drew it at all, desu.

>>31650055
I'm so upset. I never thought of him that way and now. Y'all gotta go and age him up sexily.

I'm distraught.

Now I want to ship him dammit

>>31650080
Ngl, I laughed. The absurd shit weeaboos get off to. Man.

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>>31650131
With whom? My preferred ship is with Gladion, but anything where he gets to be happy and loved is A+

>>31650141
What is the superior content you get off to, anon? Real girls?

>>31650275
Real women, yeah.

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>>31646256
Heartwarming malasada child