Did they fug?

>>31645400
I don't like their redesigns.

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>>31645400
>pokeshipping

>>31645420
What does that have to do with anything??
Yes, OP

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definitely

>>31645400
They're probably married and raising their first kid by Sun/Moon.

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No, but these two did.

>>31645598
Haha, no.
Keep telling yourself that.

>>31645598
Keep on dreaming, anon.

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>>31645400
no, brendan married archie

>>31645400
no, may's too busy getting pounded by archie

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>>31645598
Brendan, I've noticed over the past couple of days you and May have been avoiding each other. What happened?
>Oh, nothing.
Nothing huh. Well it didn't look like nothing when the both of you walked off opposite sides of Route 102. Tell me what happened?
>Well a few days ago May and I met a new girl out a-
Wait wait wait. New girl? No new families have moved into Littleroot, Oldale, Petalburg, or even Rustburo in the past couple of months.
>Yeah I know, we found her wondering the beach outside of Petalburg. She was friendly but not talkative, and we played with our Pokémon for a few hours.
Okay. What happened with this new girl that caused you and May to avoid each other?
>May and I were training in Petalburg Woods and the girl found us. We said hi and she came up to me and kissed me on the cheek.
Huh huh huuh. So May's jealous that you got yourself a girlfriend.
>No it's not that Steven.
Well what is it then? You've been avoiding May too, so you must have feelings for this girl.

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>>31646983
>Well she is very pretty, she wears a bright red summer dress and has auburn hair that almost mat-
AUBURN HAIR!!!
Brendan promise me you'll never go near that girl again!
>What? Why? What's the pro-
PROMISE!!!
>Alright, alright, I promise jeez.
Ugh, sorry about that Brendan. But you to know that girl you kids met is probably a Latias. Being quiet, being friendly, being flirty, and having auburn hair are all dead giveaways. The best advice I can give to you is to avoid all auburn/red haired girls, even if you're sure they're human. You may think to yourself, "Hey if I cozy up to this Latias she'll let me capture her and I'll have an OP legendary to pewn noobs," or whatever you kids say nowadays. But Latiases are nothing but a bunch of harpies. They don't want to battle, they just want to touch you everywhere Brendan. They spam Internet threads with their selfies, porn, cropped porn. If you aren't careful you might one night go to a strip club in Lilycove with your boys, and bring back home one of the girls. Then the next morning you'll wake up with a dragon/bird/plane in your bed. You may think it's cute and all fun, but in a week she'll leave you to chase any Latios that isn't her brother. Then you'll be forced by the government, damn bastards, to hand over half of your Champion salary in egg support. Do you want that Brendan?
>N-no sir.
Good. Now go tell May what I said to you. But hold the part about you liking that Latias....and what happen-, WILL, will happen to you if you don't stay away from red heads. Got it?
>Got it.
Good. Now get out of here.

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>>31645400
Of course they did. They're even legal by SM. There's no way they didn't.

>>31645400
yes.

>i did the exact same thread but whitney and morty instead of brendan and may
>that thread is now home to a discussion about character development in pokemon
where did i go wrong?

>>31648749
Picking Morty.

>>31648749
You chose gym leaders instead of protagonists. Protagonists are blank slates i.e. it is easy to ship them based off of appearance. Gym leaders have a character to them, making them harder to ship

>>31645598
No, I fucked Steven.

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>>31645400
They fugged, they hugged, they even did things that are illegal in some regions.

But the best (worst?) of all?

They held hands.

>>31648963
>>>/h/

>>31648993
It was on-topic, at least.

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>>31645598
Why are these two such a popular ship? I would think he and Cynthia would be more popular.

>>31649011
Older man/Younger girl would obviously be more popular than Older man/Older woman.

>>31645400
Used to.

I mean, teenagers of the same age who got along pretty well. They were going to explore at some point.

But eventually they realized they wanted different things in life and Brendan then began dating a magma grunt.

>>31649029
but what about younger boy/older woman?

>>31649011
They aren't as popular as /vp/ might have you believe. They have surprisingly little amount of fanart for a pairing that's been around for 10+ years. Most of the fanart of them you get when you search is group arts.

>he and Cynthia would be more popular
Why? They quite literally never meet. As far as we know, they might not even know of each others' existence.

>>31645400
No shes a virgin.

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>>31649084
>Why Cynthia and Steven
I guess I personally feel they have a very similar personality (fairly stoic, both are strong champions, both have an air of professionalism). Maybe just me I guess.

>>31645598
Steven has a boyfriend called Wallace, anon.

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>>31649143

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>>31649123
>Maybe just me I guess
Just like anything else, it's never "just me".

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>>31649157
>Lady friend "Hey anon, are you home alone."
>Me "Yeah, it's just me here..."
>muffled sound from my closet

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Nope, Brendan was claimed long before May took an interest in him.

>>31645400
No. They are kids you sick pice of shit.
Get out of the computer

>>31649011
They're not a popular ship. /vp/ is just full of parrots.

>>31648946
Blue board

>>31649084
This. It's the same with gen 5. /vp/ will make you think it's the most beloved generation of Pokemon, when in reality, not many people outside of /vp/ and maybe le reddit give a shit about that mediocre gen.

>>31649786
Nobody here thinks that

>>31649011
Because girls love self-inserting as May and shipping themselves with Steven.

>>31645400
Literally the same fucking face. Terrible "re-designs".

>>31645400
They fug every night. They truly love each other, after all.

>>31649944
>girls love self-inserting as May
patrician taste

>>31645420
literally the same image as >>31645354
underage shitposter pls leave

>>31645400
Yes, by S/M they must be 22.
>inb4 wally is a manlet and is 20 years old

>>31646996
Quit posting the same fucking exchange and come up with something new.

>>31649147
Delet

>>31649786
Spotted the normie