What would your mother think of your pokemon team?

she'd probably just ask why i still play pokemon at all

>>31638386
WTF is that even legal?

>>31638386
My mom is dead.

>>31638421
To draw smiles like that? It shouldn't be.

But poke marriage is a thing and this gen confirmed it.

>>31638386
She'd insult my dream team's shared typings and weaknesses.

>>31638421
Yes, did it last week.

>>31638386
>oh god what the fuck why is there a yuki onna in my house kill it with fire

She'd probably ask which one was Pikachu.

I have a team of cutemons. I'm sure mom would like them but wouldn't really care

>they won't even fit in the house because its all kaijumons

welp

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>>31638386
my mom is going to FREAK

>>31638511
Are you sure about that anon? Most Pokemon are smaller than you think they are.

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>>31638532
when your subseeder breaks out of her ball and destroys a large part of the roof

>There's a zillion waifu mon designs
>Creator draws Yellow Oricorio as a girlfriend of all mons

I dunno why this is cute, it just is and it looks so fucking fluffy.

>Rhydon
>Minior
>Ludicolo
>Electabuzz
>Regirock
>Entei

she'd be worried for both my and her safety

>>31638386
wth i want fuck the bird now

>>31638386
My mom would probably be worried, seeing me interact with monsters.
Also, I'd fug that bird.

>>31638386
She would question why I play a game aimed at children to begin with, then proceed to tell me she doesn't care about "those pokeman things"

I can't blame her, in all honesty.

>>31638438
Wait really? Can I get the source on that?

>>31638724
the library in jap DPPT

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I just called my mom and send her the pictures of my six favorite pokemon, asking her to say whatever comes to mind. Here are the results:

>mom
me

Volcarona:
>That looks like a drunk butterfly.
...
>...
... Anything else?
>no, not really

Lopunny:
>... Is that one of those hentai things?
No, it's a real pokemon. I send you the official art from pokemon.
>It looks kind of sexy
>... even though I have no idea what it's supposed be.

Mewtwo:
>Hey, I know that one!
>He's super cool!

Scizor:
>Looks like a Transformer
>no, wait, more like a Power Ranger
>*kung fu noises*

Heracross:
>A Rhinozeros Beetle!
>It kind of reminds me of Wall-E.
Wall-E?
>I don't know why, it just does.

Eevee:
>aaawww...
>It's so babylike! Big and round eyes, cute, fluffy and cuddly
>I hope it becomes scary when it gets bigger, like a gremlin.

>>31638745
Oh. anon said "this gen" so I assumed SuMo had something in it supporting it.

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>>31638745
>This Gen confirmed it

AND those books said they USED to get married to humans but notanymore.

>>31638752
Not gonna lie, you mom sounds like a cool person.

>>31638752
>Lopunny:
>... Is that one of those hentai things?
if you're lying to me anon i swear to god

>>31638752
>Recognizes Mewtwo
>Doesn't recognize Eevee

????????????

>>31638762
Once a poke-fucker, always a poke-fucker. The pokemon world is just trying to deny what they've always wanted and have become.

>>31638752
>*kung fu noises*
I laughed.

>>31638762
Doesn't the Demo have the Machamp boyfriend?

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>>31638752
is your mom single?

>>31638797
1st movie

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>>31638765
The fact that she allowed me to interrupt her TV viewing on the couch proves you're right.

>>31638774
She used to work in/for a local business company (similar to amazon) dealing with all kind of stuff (most specifically books though), so she saw all kinds of weird porn pass by her conveyor belt over the years.

>>31638838
Soon entering her second marriage. She's quite the looker for her age, if I may say so myself.

>>31638797
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>>31638855

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>>31638438

>>31638386
She wouldn't like my baracat for being cooler than her little New Joisey shitter
She'd probably be okay with cute little Ribombee
She'd sternly remind me that I'm not allowed to let Tsareena Stomp on me for any reason and that Pokefucking is for degenerates
She'd kick Golisopod out of the house (and best bug would Emergency Exit the fuck out of there)
She'd commend Kommo-o for being a "strong female character"
and seeing Nebby would remind her to ask me why Lillie and I aren't fucking right now

>>31638752
>... Is that one of those hentai things?

I'm more surprised at the fact she knows hentai exists or has at least heard the term itself.

>I hope it becomes scary when it gets bigger, like a gremlin

kek

that'd be kinda badass honestly

>>31638386
>Alolan Raichu
>Scizor
>Pelipper
>Decidueye
>Gengar
>Gyarados

Mom: "Wow, you sure miss Kanto, Sun."

>hoverhanding your own pokemon
Pathetic.

>Lele, Nihilego, Primarina, Lurantis, Ninetales, Sensu Oricorio

I doubt she would think anything ill.