ITT: Pokemon that are literally you. Pic related, I have a cold

>>31638347
Name one (1) pokemon that is literally you

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>tfw too intelligent for my own ability

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No one could, and I should know this because I'm Darkrai myself.

I chuckle softly as I'm assured everyday Darkrai is me in every way. I can smile each time I get out of bed every morning knowing that I've found my identity with Darkrai and I know my place in this world. It's really quite funny how similar Darkrai is to me, it's almost like we're identical twins. When I first saw Darkrai, I had an existential crisis. What if Darkrai was the real me and I was the fictional being. What if Darkrai actual became aware of my existence? Did Darkrai have the ability to become self aware itself?

Why anyone would try to argue that Darkrai is not me is beyond me. If you held two pictures of me and Darkrai side by side, you'd see no difference. I can safely look at Darkrai every day and say "Yup, that's me". I can practically see Darkrai every time I look at myself in the mirror. I go outside and people stop me to comment how similar I look and act to Darkrai.

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I'm barabait basically

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Literally me

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Fat, Spooky, and has giant fucking hands.

>>31638639
You sound cute.

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Trying to maintain order in all aspects of my life and those close to me.

>>31638584
>I'm barabait
You can also just say you're overweight

>>31638347
I have one too, so you have my condolences, Op.

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Fantastic potential but crippled by my own laziness. I'm not fat though.

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Litteraly me rn senpai

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Being bipolar feels like glitching out sometimes.

>>31638347
What is the most stressed, anxious, filled with regret, guilt and sadness Pokemon? That one.

>>31642418
Well, Yanmask is a literal ghost of an ancient human, and the mask it carries used to be its face, and the Pokedex tells us it stares at it and cries on a semi regular basis, so that seems to fit.

>>31638645
are you me?

>>31638645
where did you get this photo of me

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Well according to the Mystery Dungeon games, this thing is literally me.