>nobody shares their pokefetish with you

What's your Pokémon fetish?

>>31619726
I want to be hypnotized by Hypno.

>>31619789
Gross.

>>31619789
So you want to be every pokegirl in fanart?

>>31619789
Then what next?

>>31619811
And then I want him to get behind me andddd

>>31619819
mmhmmm

>>31619867
hug

>>31619873
same here anon, same here~

>>31619873
HA FAG

>no PMD fan game where all the trap panels are sexual or fetishistic in nature, monster houses are gangbangs, and loss results in sex

>>31619715
>having a pokefetish
That's the real problem

>>31620342
It shouldn't be though

It's healthy and normal to have a pokefetish.

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>>31619991
>you will never impregnate your partner
>you will never take your son/daughter to the first dungeon and show them the ropes
>you will never fulfill daily requests with your child until they are capable of completing requests with an independent team
>you will never go on a full fledged expedition with your partner and child once they have proven themself worthy
This hurts so fucking much

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>>31619715
>You'll never be shrunken and stepped on by a Lucario

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>>31620482
>those first two lines

>>31620629
>lucario

>>31620658
Do these two hunks have porn?

>>31619991
>>31620482
If you haven't already, head over to /vpmd/ the next time its up. We need to impregnate Oshawatt.

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>>31619715
>people share their pokefetish with you but they couldn't be subtle to save their lives

>ywn touch a nihilego
>ywn be forcibly held down by a nihilego
>ywn have a nihilego force itself upon you
>ywn try to refuse nihilego
>ywn be mindbroken by nihilego
>ywn have the best orgasm of your life because of nihilego
>ywn because nihilegos host and slave in exchange for sex
Why even live?

>>31623621
Become not because

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'Sup.

>>31623628
>>you will never have the best orgasm of your life become nihilego
wat

>>31619789
>Hypno
>not A-Raichu

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>ywn hug Delphox
>ywn snuggle up against Delphox as you drift off to sleep
>ywn take walks with Delphox in the mid afternoon
>ywn prepare food for Delphox
>ywn help her overcome her insecurities and fears
>ywn watch movies with Delphox
>ywn laugh and share feelings with Delphox
>ywn be there for Delphox

Feels bad, man.

>>31620658
>>31621141
Anyone?

>>31624115
Take a wild fucking guess

>>31623939
>Not Hypno AND A-Raichu