Anyone wanna do more /vpmd/?

>>31618048
>Platonic
OP

we do not forget.

>>31618048
HELL YEAH DUDE

>>31618048
/vpmd/?

>>31618085
I can always hope -_-

>>31618048
>>31618148

The story thus far:
>Once a human, you have woken up as a Tepig! With a bit of help from some trips, you've remembered your name is RON POTTER. You soon found an Oshawott under attack by a trio of bird pokemon attempting to scam him out of money and food, led by an obnoxious Spearow. After fending them off (and inadvertently starting a forest fire), Oshawott asked you to help him back to his village. After "accidentally" falling into a ravine, you weirded out a bunch of rock types enough to bypass some tedious puzzles and get back to the village. Also you met a Braviary and almost killed it! But you took it back with you because he is IMPORTANT. Maybe.

Rules: Periodically, I'll ask for you to guide our characters with # posts. First post of that number w/ a suggestion gets it, but for 5 minutes after the initial post, dubs can override the # post, trips can override dubs, quads > trips, etc etc etc.

>>31618181
Gimme a sec while I set up stuff

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>>31618181
>Oshawott has left you in a spare room in his house that may or may not look completely different from the last time you looked at it.
>It has been a long day and your beady pig eyes *are* starting to feel heavy.
>Your eyes start to droop, but your ears suddenly perk up. You're pretty sure you heard some rustling outside... maybe someone talking?
>Hmm, maybe a 5 could help you think through what to do in this situation

>>31618181
Can you post the link to the last thread?

>>31618294
>>31592401

>>31618287
you can't be assed with this shit while you're trying to sleep, go have oshawott check it out

>>31618309
Thanks

>>31618287
Investigate the rustling sound

>>31618287
make your twink slave do it

>>31618287
Investigate the rustling, and then acquire the JIMMIES.

>>31618334
re

>>31618318
reroll

>>31618336
roll re-

>>31618344
oh

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>>31618344
>After remembering that there is indeed supposed to be a wall and door in front of you, you open the door and head out in search of Oshawott's room. Hell if you can be bothered to check out the noise outside. It's not even your house. You'll get him to go check it for you.

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>>31618392
>This is probably Oshawott's room. Seems like the door is closed. And locked. And possibly barred from within. Gosh, you can't imagine why he'd be so paranoid.
>What now? How bout a 1, that sounds like a good idea.

>>31618417
Burn the door.

>>31618417
scream fire till he runs out

>>31618417
Get your lazy porky bum outside and do it yourself. Also, retrieve that fl-

>>31618444
welp

>>31618048
epic black surprise text xD

>>31618464
shut up spoilerfag

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>>31618444
>You start making a huge ruckus in an attempt to rouse Oshawott from his room, screaming "FIRE FIRE FIRE" over and over.

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>>31618516
>Seriously, you throw a huge fit here, making as much noise as possible, yelling FIRE over and over.
>Finally you hear some movement from the other side of the door.

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>>31618537
>After few seconds and what sounds like a number of locks turning, the door opens and your otter friend comes running out.
Osha: Ron! What? What is it?! Stop making such a racket at this hour! Calm down, have an 8, and tell me what's going on

>>31618556
suddenly after all that yelling, without meaning to you let lose a mighty flamethrower
(learn flamethrower)

>>31618562
Reroll

>>31618556
Tell him you heard some ruckus outside. Also ask why he has so many locks on his bedroom door. Having all those locks on your actual door is being paranoid, but having them on his bedroom door...

>>31618562
this

>>31618556
Tell Oshawott about the voices you heard and feign being scared to make them cuddle you.

>>31618579
Re rollan for this

>>31618562
rerolling for this anon again because I can't think of anything better

Dang, gets aren't in our favor tonight

>>31618562
roll

>>31618579
One more try. Also interrogate him about locks as per >>31618574, but do so quite meekly.

>>31618600
Well, fuck.

Trying for trips >>31618609

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>>31618600
>In all your excitement, you feel something welling up inside you, something huge, something burning fiercely on its way up. A flamethrower? As a fire type pokemon, you do learn this move... but you're about 20 levels too low to actually know this move, so you just throw up on the floor.
Oshawott: Jeez! Ron, are you okay? Maybe you should go back in your room and rest, huh? Or is the room not okay? Is there something in there bothering you?
>You say, with a 6,

>>31618688
inform oshawott about the noise outside

>>31618688
Kiss that otter

>>31618713
roll

>>31618688
Phew.

Yeah, basically >>31618609

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>>31618744
Oshawott: A noise outside? You think you heard someone talking? Well dang, why didn't you just say so in the first place, man. Save us all some time (... and throwup). C'mon, I'm sure it's nothing but we'll go check it out to be sure.

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>>31618835
Oshawott: Just some bushes out here Ron. Maybe it was just some lost pok-

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>>31618864
>SQUARK

>>31618881
NANI?!

>>31618881
Incinerate them

>>31618835
>>31618864
>>31618881
OH shit, you're back, and i'm late!
time to resume our plan our rape plan
grab oshawott and run back to the home, close the door, then escape from the window in the other side of the house and burn the house

>>31618881
The only answer to surprise is fire

>>31618881
Throw up blood, like tentaquil

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>>31618881
I didn't ask for a number yet
Spearow: Finally found y'all! Ohh, you gon pay now!
Fearow: Hush kid. You two... I get home today, first to find my boy here cryin bout how you two been bullying him. And second,

>>31618881
>Op forgot to ask for a number yet again
SOMETHING SOMETHING :^)

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>>31618975
Fearow: Second, some asshole fire pig BURNED OUR HOME DOWN.
This home here looks nice... and I think you privileged starter mons owe us. So we'll be takin it.
Got a problem with that?

>Do you? 4 decides next action

>>31619008
VOMIT IN HIS MOUTH

>>31619008
Make that Spearow an orphan.

>>31619008
BENIS

>>31619008
just say "Yes"
no further action

>>31619008
Offer them to pay them with Oshawott's home, once they're inside and you threw Braviary out of the window, lock them inside and burn the house

>>31618975
Molest Oshawott in front of them to scare them away

>>31619034
reroll for this
tonight we eat chiken

>>31619033
this is me
redact it for >>31619034 instead

>>31619008
Pay him off sexually

>>31619080
Thanks for the dubs m8

>not picking the objectively best starter

dropped

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>>31619033
>"Yes" you reply, a blank expression on his face and making no move as the two birds close in on the two of you.
Oshawott, whispering to you: Thanks for defending my house, but I think we're going to have to actually fight here. You fend off the fearow, I'll take out the spearow quick and then come back to help you and we'll take him out together, okay?
>An angry fearow is facing you down, about to attack. What do you do? 7 for next action

>>31619080
shit, I actually really liked that option, but the 5 min was passed and I already took the pic, sorry!

>>31619161
Give him a good slap with your giant pig cock

>>31619161
>>31619018

>>31619034
do this

>>31619161
beat the two birds but let them fuck Osha at the end

>>31619182
Roll

>>31619161
Tell them to wait a sec, then execute keikaku, A.K.A this >>31619034

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>>31619182
>>31619200

>>31619161
Throw rocks at him!

>>31619200
good job we're getting our dick snipped by a bird you fool

>>31619161
kill the birbs and then eat them

>>31619222
W E W

>>31619213
YES
We will impress Osha with it.

>>31619222
nuuuu wasted trips ;_;

>>31619222
Does this mean we're getting castrated??

>>31618048
Thanks for coming back. You wanna guve yourself a temporary name or a trip now?

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>>31619200
>using your pig cock to slap something that isn't the otter


>>31619204
Reroll for this

>>31619222
good job we're getting our dick snipped by a bird because of your waste of trips, YOU FOOL

>>31619283
I'm sorry

>>31619222
It will grow again?

>>31619222
HOW WILL WE IMPREGNATE THE OTTER NOW
HUH?

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>>31619300
>more dubs

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>>31619200
>You leap and twirl through the air in an impressive show of acrobatics. As your lower half passes by the mighty bird pokemon, you skillfully aim and slap your pig dick perfectly against the Fearow's long beak.
>This does no damage to the Fearow.

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>>31619326
>Fearow uses Drill Peck

>>31619335
RIP Pig Dick

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>>31619326
>we didn't lose our dick
>There's still hope we can fuck the otter

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>>31619335
>Heavily wounded, you are sent flying.

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>>31619349
>Oshawott uses water gun

>Maybe you should try... actually attacking too. Before you die. 3 next.

>>31619349
Ayyy, you got the trip.

>>31619361

Run away like a pussy

>>31619361
BURASTO BAAAAAAN

>>31619361
Fuck the Otter before you die

>>31619361
Digits pls

>>31619361
Ember because of Blaze will be stronger do it

Vomit/flamethrower

>>31619361
let the birds fuck Osha

>>31619361
Call the police already.

>>31619374
roll

>>31619398
reroll

>>31619402
Roll

>>31619373
Rolling to lock our current winner in with dubs.

If we can't use BURASTO then just any fire move.

>>31619398
roll

>>31619361
just die lol

>>31619398
reroll for this

>>31619433
You got eem

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>>31619433
>33
Thanks, buddy

>>31619361
Yell
>BRAVIARY!, you lazy piece of shit come and save me!
once braviary kills those bird get close to oshawott and say
>Oshawott, Fearow's attack somehow got me poisoned, i need you to suck the poison out of my body Through my dick

alternatively

>Use ember
>since you're low HP Blaze turns ember into flamethrower
>Fearow is now fried chicken

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>>31619433
>>31619444

>>31619433
>>31619444
>>31619455
BURASTO CONFIRMED

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>>31619433
>>31619444
Niiiiiiice

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>>31619433
>>31619373
>>31619444
>>31619455
>Desperate, you try to muster up anything. You can recall from when you were a human that starter mons can learn specail moves. Yes... yes it's coming to you now. The fire move BLAST BURN! The famous move from the old fairy tale about the dragon mon who saved the world from the evil frog demon with that move, how could you forget!
>Unfortunately, you are STILL WAY TOO LOW LEVEL TO KNOW THESE MOVES so you use the only fire move you *do* know and use an ember. It doesn't look like it's doing much damage but it does get the Fearow to back off a bit.

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>>31619540
Eh, it works.

>>31619540
All those digits were wasted.
Try calling the police again.

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>>31619540
>Spearow uses peck

>Fearow is briefly on the defense. Maybe you should capitalize on that with a 9?

>>31619565
Try to evolve

>>31619563
>>31619565
Roll

>>31619565
give up and let them fuck the otter

>>31619565
destroy Spearow from behind with a surprise attack, showing Oshawott your love

>>31619565
slam all your weight into his bird crotch

>>31619565
Call the police

>>31619565
Summon your inner bacon, then force the birds onto a tree.

Burn the tree with ember.

>>31619580
roll

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>>31619540
>The famous move from the old fairy tale about the dragon mon who saved the world from the evil frog demon with that move, how could you forget!
Wow now op

>>31619565
Run to the house with oshawott, block/lock the doors and wake up braviary

>>31619580
reroll

c´mon digits

>>31619588
This has to work.

>>31619588
winrar

>>31619599

>>31619588

Do 9 digits override 8 digits when the OP calls for 9?

>>31619580
reroll once again

>>31619588
thanks godness this was the first dubs

>>31619624
If it was within 5 minutes, I would think so

>>31619624
I'm gonna say that all dubs are equal, and first get takes it, so>>31619588 currently has it, unless someone can get trips before time is up

>>31619565
i c e
b e a m

>>31619599
Trying for trips

Come on bacon tree

Just win

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>>31619599
trips please please

>>31619666
winner

>>31619666
Satan confirmed for being a bird burner

>>31619666
WA
>burning
>satan trips

>>31619666
after 5 minute cutoff

>>31619666
Satan demands it be true! Don't puss out, OP

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Thanks satan

>>31619666
Whooo boy

>>31619666
>Summoning
>Burning birds
>Satan trips

It's like pottery

Should there be a suggested roll limit?

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>>31619666
...it's past the 5 minute mark ;_; I'd say you can have then next action for such an impressive get, but I have no way of knowing which poster you are -_-

>>31619588
>You leap through the flames and plant your skull squarely between Fearow's legs. It certainly seems to have winded him a bit, but as it turns out, birds don't have the same anatomy down there... so it's not quite the sacktap you were hoping for.

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>>31619732
>Oshawott uses water gun again

>>31619732
Bite that bitch off then[/spoiler

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>>31619748
>Spearow fainted!

>>31619757
Reach in there and grab some eggs

>>31619732
he can show the (You) identify himself

>>31619732
>No effect
SHIT

>>31619757
It's a 2vs1 now, we can do it!

If dubs then finish off the bird with a blaze boosted ember then celebrate by kissing the otter in the mouth, with tongue

>>31619757
Alright, >>31619666 you can decide next action if you post the (you) like >>31619766 said within the next 5 min

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>>31619788
All right, so I'm going to basically throw my hat in for doing >>31619599, with the added stipulation that afterwards, we hug the otter platonically.

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>>31619815
>platonically
I am disappoint, anon

>>31619766
>got dubs
>when i wasn't deciding what to do
REEEEE

>>31619815
>Hug
>Not french kissing
well, it's a start i guess...

>>31619815
>platonically
Wasted trips

>>31619827
Gotta step up to bat before you get to first base, anon.

>>31619861
I thought we were playing Calvinball.

>>31619880
Only Calvin likes Calvinball

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>>31619815
>You bit down hard on Fearow's nether region, gipping as tightly as you can with your teeth, causing Fearow to screech in pain. As soon as your piggy hooves touch the ground, and with all the inner bacon you can muster, you twist with all your might and toss the bird over into the trees with a loud, rustling THHUMP.

gonna wind down for the night, so couple more story posts, buuut probably no more inputs for the night. Just a heads up.

>>31619938
Thanks, hun.

>>31619938
You are why I check in on vp more often now.

>>31619938
Just don't leave us like you did yesterday, this is way too fun

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>>31619938
>With your balze ability giving you a boost to your firepower, you unleash an ember into the trees and bushes, igniting the foliage all around the Fearow. He squawks and screams in pain as his own feathers are ignited.

>>31619951
>>31619965
>>31619969
I'm really glad you guys enjoy this! I've been wanting to do something like this for a long time

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>>31619993
>Aflame, the Fearow rises to attack once more...

>>31619993
>With your balze ability
more like balls ability lol

>>31620012
Braviary steps in now.

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>>31620012
>Oshawott used Water Gun

>Fearow fainted!

>>31619993
>>31620021
Tonight we dine bird :)

Now where's our romantic hug?

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>>31620021
>Victory!
>You run and hug Oshawott in a 100% completely and utterly platonic embrace. Glad to have his house safe, Oshawott happily embraces you back.

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>>31620021
victoric romance time

>>31620055
We only wanted Osha to think it was platonic.
Only dirty thoughts roll in Tepig's head.

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>>31620055
???: Well, done you two!

>>31620055

That fucking otter gonna get raped next time

>>31620093
Uh-oh, who's that?

>>31620093
>???
Wigglyfuff?

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>>31620093

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>>31620055
And now that her guard is down, is time to execute keikaku

>>31620093
>>31620104
>>31620102
It's braviary, duh

>>31620099
dubs :)

>>31620099
This is the second time this has happened too late gorammit.

>>31620120
fuck my life

Did just vp leave us on a cliffhanger?

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>>31620093
Oshawott: Mayor! What are you doing here?

Electivire: I heard the commotion all the way from town! I rushed over to help, only to find you two were completely fine! What a display of inventive tactics by your Tepig friend here...
You know, I have a bit of a situation happening right now. I could use the help of some strong pokemon... why don't you two stop by my office tomorrow morning?

TO BE CONTINUED

We're almost at the start of the actual story I had set up! Yaaaaaay :D

>>31620120
I thought we killled the birb

>>31620157
Braviary is alive and resting inside the house. He slept through the whole thing possibly due to concussion?

>>31620154
Thanks! Sleep tight buddy.

>>31620154
Real talk though, I might have a game arriving tomorrow so I maaaaaay have to take a night off for digimon

>>31620154
Thanks! Will you be back tomorrow?

Marriage is endgame

>>31620154
see you later OP

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>>31620185
>spoiler

but whatever, just don't leave us hanging for too long.

>>31620185
Take this night off! *unzips dick*

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>>31620185
Ok

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>>31620215
>>31620245
>>31620250

C-choose your starter?

>>31620338
Weedle

>>31620338
Did you uncovered all these during spring cleaning?
Gabumon

>>31620338
That weird seal thing in front of the pink bifd thing looks cool

>>31620338
Renamon, we /vp/ - Furry now

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>>31620338

>>31620338
The armadillo thing looks cool.

>>31620338
biyomon

it's the only one i know

>>31618464
>stooooop i cant read it from my phone :(
You deserve it you fucking faggot, throw your phone at a wall and start using an actual computer.

>>31620581
Armadillomon is one of my favorites. Unfortunately, he gets shafted for the "main" characters and never gets a proper evolution.

>>31619540
>The fire move BLAST BURN! The famous move from the old fairy tale about the dragon mon who saved the world from the evil frog demon with that move, how could you forget!
that was amazing

>>31620338
terriermon