What is your favourite super-heavyweight Pokémon, and why?

>>31611921
Easily Metagross

>badass cyborg tank
>history of being incredibly versatile in battle
>can and will tank even when it got 2 extra weaknesses
>can float
>that fucking mouth holy shit
>that shiny
>mega evolves into a fucking spaceship with a gold X on its face like it's a super robot anime

Giratina Platinum form.

How is Cosmoem on the list but no Solgaleo or Lunala?

>>31611941
FPBP

>>31611950
>>31611941
This

ur mum LOL

>>31611941
and here we have an inbred tumblr user in his unnatural habitat

>>31611941
potpan

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Mega Steelix. It's just like me.
Intelligent, Nihilistic and with a Wicked Sense of Humor.

>>31611921
I'm not a genwunner, but Snorlax is more likeable than all the other Pokémon on that list combined.

>>31611921
How did Lillie lift Cosmoem?

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>>31612038
Like this.

>>31611921
Snorlax. It's a classic, one of my favorite mons overall. I don't know, I just like it.

Alolan Exeggutor and Metagross complete my top 3.

>>31612059
>implying Lilly-chan is fat OR ugly
kill yourself immediately or I will personally trace your ip, come to your house and gut you myself

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>>31611921
Celesteela

>inb4 hurr durr waifubait

>>31612059
Why do I immediately think of Snorlax when I look at this guy?

>>31611958
lol

>>31611921
It's interesting how Hoopa-U is so heavy. It doesn't look it, but I'd imagine it has a lot of extra mass stored away in its portals. Compare it to Hoopa-C, and it still looks kinda incomplete.

>>31612182
It's pretty big. Why shouldn't it be heavy?

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>>31611921
basically me

>>31611921
Snorlax. It's just like me. Lazy, tired, and being overweight is because of our genes.

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>>31611921
Mudsdale

>>31611921
Wailord is a qt. I also like mamoswine

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>>31611921
Metagross is my overall favorite Pokemon tbqh

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Giratina altered form because it's sexy.

>>31611942
Cosmoem is supposed to be a Black Hole.

>>31612485
my negro

steelix he's handsome

bonus points for being one of the few megas that doesn't look fucking stupid

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>>31611921

Ghost mons are my favorite, and Giratina was the only Ghost legendary for a long time.

Giratina in particular reminds me of Gen 4, when I was an autist in high school that wanted to be like a champion of Ghost Pokemon. I was having so much fun back then.

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>>31611921
Tough call between Giratina-A and Hoopa-U.
Both are cute in their own right
>>31612499
This guy gets it

Altered Giratina or Mudsdale can pin me beneath them desu

>>31611921
What if they were all made of Cosmoems?

Mudsdale because it has no business being there. One of the few times there's realism in pokemon stats

>>31612593
Why does this image make me horny?

>>31612632

you have a repressed eyelash fetish

>>31612593
>that tiny, spindles hand
Delete this.

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>>31611921
regigigas because his name is similar to this boys

>>31611965
that's no primarina.

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>>31611921

>>31611921
>Mudsdale weighs as much as two Snorlaxes

wew

snorlax has been a bro since the game first came out, the choice is easy