Red Thread

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>you'll never touh Red's powerful chest
>you'll never rest your head on Red's powerful chest
Why even live?

I want to lick Red's eyebrows.

He is NOT buff by any means
stop portraying him as such

>>31604214
Get over it

>>31604214
>Implying that by running/riding his bike across entire countries would not make him buff

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>>31604214
Agreed. He's not.

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>>31604242
Replace the second one with this one and we are golden

>>31604235
maybe his legs but not his upper body

>>31604229
get over being a desperate girlcunt

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>>31604339
>69

>>31604399
>"teehee MOM I called someone a girlcunt on the internet!"

>>31604453
>>31604399
OP here, calm down I want this thread to comfy and calm. Please try not to argue about a fictional mute character, we can enjoy Red however we want

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>>31604549

>>31604453
(you)
why don't you just lust over archie, giovanni and all the other dandy handy musclemen of pokemon?

>>31604399
>maybe his legs but not his upper body
Where do you think that you arry your bike when you're not using it?

>get over being a desperate girlcunt
>2016 + 1 month
>STILL being an insencure white male

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Red is by far my ultimate poke-boy.. was hot for him since I was like 12 and FRLG released, now I'm 24 and gf updated his design he became even hotter

>>31604025
what do you think his bellypucci (bellybutton) smells like?

>>31604549
I'm disappointed this wasn't a Destiny Knot joke.

>>31604701
>akai ito

>>31604430
F-full p-pic please, s-senpai?

>>31604025
So, what is his canon age now?

>>31605003
He was 11 in RGBY/FRLG, so that would be 21.

>>31605003
around 25.. it's hard to tell considering we don't know the time skip between HGSS and BW, but it's at least 5 years, if you consider the ex-rocket grunt's son (who is a little kid)

>>31605058
Sun and Moon takes place 10 years after RSE/ORAS, which takes place at the same time as RGBY/FRLG. They namedropped it (..numberdropped?) during the Ultra Beast Mission.

>>31605161
didn't know that... so yeah, Red must be in his early 20s... still hot as fuck tho

>>31605280
>>31605161
Exactly the opposite. SM takes place MORE than 10 years after ORAS, because Anabel already was a frontier brain when she was abduced

>>31605003
31.

>>31605280
so we can say its:
RBYFRLG --- 3 years --- DPPtHGSS --- 7 years --- BW --- 2 years --- BW2XY --- 2 years --- SM

making him... 24/25? some time skips I guessed, but it kinda makes sense to me.. but let's assume that SM takes place 14/15 years after RBY... Red doesn't look like 31, I'd say he is in early/mid 20s..