Meanwhile in the Unova region....

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>move to village bridge
>the singing doesn't stop

anyone know of another place that's quieter and not too expensive to live in?

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>tfw to smart too be mentally stable

Are we Unovians still the only region that hasn't legalized pokephellia?

Gookmoot is going to sic his goons on you, this thread won't last more than an hour.

>tfw you can't come back into unova because you left to visit your family

>be me
>walking around
>come across a faggot with green hair
>he wants me to release my pokemon
>i say no
>he calls his personal army of medieval knights
>they're about to fuck me up
SOMEONE HELP

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Liberation!

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It's like I'm feeling nothing at all! Nothing at all!
Nothing at all!

>>31590783
>>31590784
>that timing

Don't mind me, just a perfectly person human posting here

Bridges were a mistake
t. Unova

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What's with everyone's pixels?

>>31590773
There have been Meanwhile threads all this week

Guys is there any way to cross the river without the bridge? Like maybe a ferry or something? My mom says to get home before supper.

>>31590827
For real? Maybe God isn't dead after all.

>>31590778
It's their own fault for going through the "Pokemon Bank". Their choice, no takebacks. Enjoy your new life in 3D-shitland.

>>31590759
No, since no one wants to live near village bridge, it's the cheapest place to live in. Invest in some soundproofing.

Whatever happened to that Colress fellow?

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『E M P E R O R』

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>>31590933
Is this a JaJa's Kooky Quest reference?

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>>31590933

>>31590784
My young sister like this filthy liberal scum.

I just moved to here from Sinnoh. Is pokephilia legal in here?

>>31591594
No, pokephila isn't legal anywhere.

Is B/W really worth a playthrough?

>>31591594
>sinnohfags
Goddamn mountain hillbillies. Disgusting bestiality-loving faggots, every last one of them.

>>31591594
Go back to your lucario.

>>31591594
Ya'll motherfuckers need Zekrom

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>>31591671

>>31591598
It's legal in Sinnoh, anon.

>>31591609
>>31591639
>>31591671
What? You're actinf as though there's something wrong with being attracted to pokemon. It's perfectly normal.

>>31591758
and that's the reason we need a wall.

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>>31591758
May the Genies descent upon you and rain down destruction.

>>31591758
No it's not, and it's people like you that give us a bad name.

worst region by far
the only thing worse than the games is their cancerous underage fans
i hope it doesn't get remakes next gen

M Y T H I C A L S

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>>31591599
Yes.

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>>31591794

>>31591773
>>31591794
>>31591795
Fine, if that's how you feel, i'll just move back to Sinnoh, you Swinubs.

>>31591831
No, stay out of my region you sick fuck.

>>31591831
Good.
We don't need freaks like you.

I'm thinking about going on vacation, should I go to Kalos or Alola?

>>31591879
Alola, Kalosians constantly ask for tip, and I've heard Grimsley is finding refuge there after sexually assaulting Iris. Beat his ass for us.

>>31591879
>go to Kalos
>Get Ultimate Weapon'd
the choice is obvious

>>31591919
Grimsley a gud boi he dindu nuffin

>>31591930
He diddled a little kid

>>31592103
Merely false claims to tarnish his reputation

>>31592120
Pictures were uploaded online

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We need to build a wall around Lentimas Town!

>>31590784
God, I want to battle this libtard so fucking badly. I've been training with my Braviary everyday just hoping I'll run into him.

>>31592713
Good luck, he fucked off to parts unknown.

>>31592236
Why?

Man ever since Hilbert came back, he's been making Unova great again.

N IS RIGHT

WE MUST FUCK OUR POKEMON

POST LEWD POKE

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>>31591919
Headcanon.

>>31595259
He's really someone. Can't believe he's in the government now.

>>31595271
N is a faggot and so are you

>>31595259
Didja hear? Hilbert went to visit Professor Juniper, and not even ten minutes after he walked in, Professor Cedric Juniper burst out of the lab cheering, yelling something about "a complete National Pokédex"

>>31595461
What a bitch

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>>31590761
I believe you have my scouter.

Give it back.

>>31591599
i have black 2 and couldnt stand it maybe i need to give it another try

>Have to go to the bathroom super fucking badly
>Ten guys blocking it by dancing
I HATE THIS CITY

Why is our president 16 years old again?

Did nobody think through this system of political secession?

>Haven't cleaned my house in months
>Mushrooms growing everywhere
>Pluck them all
>Sell them for massive amounts of money to some shady 'cook' in a trailer
>Can afford rent for a year
This country is weird.

>>31596287
Haven't you seen the state of Kalos right now? Age doesn't mean shit as long as they actually care. I've heard their Elite Four is planning to Coup Diantha.

Guys, I went to do the pokemon league challenge and when I got to the Flying type gym the leader forced me into a cannon that shot me into a wall at high speeds. I have broken 12 bones and I have severe internal bleeding.

Just... just fight the poison bitch instead...

>>31595461
I'm from the Alola region, what is this "National Pokedex" thing?

>some tourist challenges me
>sends out spiritomb
>my pokemon were unable to do a single bit of damage to it
what the fuck

>>31596511
next time bring something with status moves, Mold Breaker, or Gastro Acid. Then laugh and watch him screech like an autist because you found a way around his shitty trick.

>>31596511
>decide to enter the PWT
>opponent sends out Shedinja
>no matter how many times I knock it down with moves that have a type advantage against it it keeps getting back up
This needs to stop

>>31596558
see >>31596548

>>31591599
b/w 2 is an improvement in almost every way but you're better off sticking with gen III/IV

>>31591599
no, but play B/W 2. those are much better.

>>31590732
>receive first pokemon
>about to go on my journey
>suddenly I get stopped by FUCKING NORMIES everywhere

BW and BW2 are the pokemon games I replayed the most, it was mostly blaze black hack but it's fun to try it again with a new team.

Can't remember, is the Casteliacone place open on Mondays? It may be January, but for some reason, summer came early this year, and of course it's hot.

>>31599578
Isn't it open everyday? They just have limited stock and close up shop once they run out for the day.

>>31599608
No no, that's Kalos with their Lumiose Galette.
Damn Frenchies have two treats native to their region.

>>31590732
literally nothing happens cause there was no end game after the elite 4

>>31598614
Normies tend to go outside, what did you expect?

>>31600388
What's the opposite of a Normie?

Man i sure hope 6th and 7th gen aren't total piss easy shit fests

Why is Veteran Shaun allowed to stay in Wellspring Cave? I need to explore it for my job, but that faggot keep defeating me everytime. I complained to the police, but he kicked their ass too.
Mr Stone is gonna fire me...