Snek Saturday 2: Electric Boogaloo

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>>31575840
okay

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shy snek

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in for the serperior fanart

>>31575840
this picture is super comfy if you imagine you're really smol and she's letting you relax on her coils

>>31576652
why is she pointing the blade at you, then?

>>31576706
either dropping me off or offering to let me climb up

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>>31576652
>ywn fall asleep in the coils of an overly-affectionate sneg
Just kill me now fampai

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>>31576775
At least there are substitutes until VR/AR is perfected.

>>31576887
do they sell Serperior waifu pillows?

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>>31576775
>>31576887
Just coil my shit up senpai

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Who is everyone's favorite snek?

Mine is Pic related

>>31577515
you posted it

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>>31576775

>ywn drown in a sea of endless emerald coils

We''re already dead, this is hell.

>>31577515

The best one.

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>>31577515
Me too. Milotic is a close second though.

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VERY large water snek

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>>31578449

Who will still never be quite large enough.

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>>31578449
Quite large

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>tfw can't read moonrunes

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>>31578511
What does a water noodle feel like? I'm guessing really silky and/or squishy. I want to squeeze her.

>>31578709
bags of sand

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>>31578709

I like to imagine that the cream-colored part is firm, damp, completely hairless dolphin-like flesh that trails off into thinner, slicker, firmer rainbow scales near the bottom of the tail. The pink tassels are similar to the cream-colored flesh in sensation, if not a bit fattier and thicker [think excess flesh on an arm or leg].

So, mostly squishy. At least as far as my imagination goes.

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>>31578511

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>>31578511
>>31578934
I want to ____ watersnek

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>>31579349

Become one with.

Expand or grow are close second options.

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>>31578511
Snek maids

>>31575840
>tfw Seviper is a shitmon

>>31579391

Are woefully underappreciated.

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>>31579391

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>>31579544

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Been waiting for this thread all day.

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>>31580213
WOAH DUDE TOO HOT gonna need you to tone that shit down for me cuz we all know we're secretly 3 years old mentally

>>31580213
But Milotic almost doubles Serperior in size

>>31580896
It's a smoll milotic and a big serperior

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>>31579349
get coiled up by
Barring that, generic cuddles will do.

>board wipe
What waa it this time?

>>31580981
A nasty raid.

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>>31575840
alot of these make me wanna jerk off really badly
is that a bad thing?

>>31580744
>not using the Drampa version of this picture

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>>31581002
I won't stop you.

>>31581011
sorry i have a clusterfuck of shit in my folder it's a real mess

>>31580995
Of what? The midget guy? I thought he wasn't spamming yet.

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>>31581002
No

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I love green noodles

>>31581276
How would untie them?

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>>31581291
Why would you?

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>>31578449
Milotic is an oarfish though.

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>>31581276
WEW LAD
keep going i like

>>31581291
You can't. They're stuck like that forever.

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>>31581366
I have more of best ship
But I don't wanna get banned for going lewder

>>31581472
Upload in Imgur and send links

>>31581468
Seviper is underrated

>>31581504
I wish there was more of seviper

>>31581663
10/10 would give Prism Scale to that Feebas and request an anon in this thread to help me evolve it

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You walk into your room and see this. How do you react?

>>31581927
i'll be a nice owner and let them finish
then fuck them while they're tired

>>31581976
This

>>31581976
T H I S

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>>31581927
>ywn join the fun

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>>31578449
>>31578511
>>31578530
For you

>>31582548
would probably be comfy inside

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>>31582647
http://pastebin.com/M1qFy2AD

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whoever made this edit is a legend

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>>31584953

It's appealing, but for different reasons than why Serperior is normally appealing.

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What isn't appealing is how these threads always lack attention.

Milodicc

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hot snek

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Speaking of noodles, anyone got a Contrary Serperior with half decent IVs bred in Kalos to trade? I've got mews and jirachis to offer.

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>>31587285
Why Kalos specifically? Just curious.

>>31587368

The game thinks HA Island Scan pokemon bred in Alola are illegal and you can't go online with them. They have to be imported from past games.

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>>31587384
Wow, that's kind of dumb. If it works like that, you could breed one in ORAS as well, though I'm a bit too busy to do that at the moment.

Good thing I bred a battle-ready Serperior of my own long before SM came out.

>>31587472

I never bought ORAS because I thought Hoenn was mediocre. Guess I should have.

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>ywn get to play tennis with your Serperior

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Will there be any more pokedex entry of Seviper without mentioning Zangoose?

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>>31587670

But they don't have any tennis balls to whack.

>>31587786

No. They are tsun tsun for each other.

>>31576863
Dunsparce is the best snake

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>>31588191

Unfortunately wrong.

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>>31588264
who is the artist, IQDB doesn't return anything

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If you could have any noodle irl, which one would it be and why?
Pic relate because male or female, this noodle would make the best snuggle buddy. Also I've always had a biased love to grass types.

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>>31588286

I'm not actually sure, sorry.

>>31588299

Serperior because it's simply the best in every possible way. Nothing else can compare.

>>31588299
I'd have a female Serperior

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Servine is always being overshadowed by its other forms.
It needs some love too!

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>>31588453

Tough love is still love.

>>31588299
milotic(male) snek
for coil cuddles and snek's snek

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>>31588453

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>>31588524

Snakes give you double the fun.

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>>31588299
Water noodle because she a qt, and probably super soft and cuddly. Calming powers are also a plus.

>>31579349
Fug

>>31581291
Lube

>>31581395
Ain't gonna happen

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>>31589467

It doesn't look like the Zangoose has a choice.

>>31582921
Approved

>>31586935
Samorott is a bro

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>>31589816

It's alright. I don't dislike it, but it's really disjointed.

>>31587670
Why he so fat

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>>31589899

Spoiled serpents are the best kind of serpents.

>>31589919
That's so unhealthy tho

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>>31589945

Maybe you shouldn't order your Serperior to use Giga Drain so much, then. Where do you think all the extra HP goes?

Captcha is literally "vampire game", how fitting.

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>>31589972

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>>31590476

The biggest and best body pillow imaginable.

>>31588139
Seriously, why do people make her look somewhat in a lewd posistion with the blushing and female. Why?

>>31590873

it just happens

>>31590873
because it's cute

You know, Snek waifus are the main reasons I bother to come to this board. /vp/ is horrendous.

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I wish all starters had mega evolutions, especially my noodle.

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>>31590926

You aren't alone there.

>>31590946

Please no. Please, please no. Give Charizard ten more megas instead, just don't touch my grass snake.

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>>31590977
THANK YOU! When I discover I thought I have fun with reactions, pokewaifus, cute pokemons, and enjoy ourselves! Then I just found out it's just geeks having arguments, disliking what other's like, burusto ban memes are getting reduntant, people wasting their time arguing.

I feel like I'm in the phase where I just quit this place and go to /trash/, it's really comfy!

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>>31591112

The problem is that ultimately Pokemon didn't need an entire board to itself. Moot may as well have made a Call of Duty board or a Final Fantasy board instead. I appreciate that it exists because it allows us to have snake threads, but as you can see [as ANYONE can see] unless a new game is about to come out or has very recently come out the threads simply repeat over and over again like a serpent devouring its own tail. There's nothing to talk about so people try to talk about the same tired old topics day after day after day.

/trash/ is a little better, but just a little. Most of the threads still suffer from the same problem; people end up posting the same images and talking about the same topics over and over again because there isn't enough new content to warrant a single thread most of the time, let alone an entire board.

(Titsnake is a wonderful thing, though.)

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I honestly don't understand why some people hate this noodle. Is it because people think its the edgy Pokemon?

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>>31591302

It's basically useless in battle and is hopelessly joined at the hip to Zangoose which is far, far better in battle. Easily the worst noodle.

>>31591302

seviper's offenses are okay but its defences are rubbish and its too slow to get a hit before being OHKO'd

>>31591172
Thanks, anon.

Also, more snek boobs

>>31591441

True, but holy shit Contrary Leaf Storm is a total meme that works well once you get it going.

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>>31591172
Yeah, I suppose /trash/ did fall into the same category. At least it's SLOW. I mean we diacover some new threads such as Human as pets to furries thread and SCP threads. And I heard were having a monster waifu general sooner! Snek waifu is a pocket MONSTER, right?

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>>31591172
Thus, making the board cynical and prismatic?

>>31589972
wew lad
there could be a person in there and you wouldn't even know

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>>31591670

There are never enough snakes or snake boobs.

>>31591752

It is a pocket monster, but somehow I feel like most of the thread will be dedicated towards bigger, more monstrous creatures.

>>31592035

Exactly. The hostility isn't entirely from the anonymous nature of the board, it also stems from the fact that you're saying what you've said before for the hundredth time. When you repeat a fact or even an opinion over and over again eventually it becomes something you snap at the other person instead of something you inform them of.

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>>31588453
Servine needs more art

>>31590476
11/10 will never stop hugging this snek

>>31592043
There's only one way you could be certain

i want to be in a girl snake's belly

>>31592056
(right to left)
"meow, meow, meeeow"
"fufu, well? are you infatuated!?"

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>>31592837

And you'll spend eternity as fat on that belly.

>>31592864

Thank you for translating it, not many people here can read moonrunes.

>>31592873
nah, i'd probably do the pull out method

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>>31592897

That's awfully selfish. Do you enjoy it when your dinner decides it's going to come back out the same way it went in?

>>31592917
but the feeling prior would be worth it

>>31592917
Bulimics seem to.

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>>31592947

Your own self-satisfaction isn't worth tormenting bestsnake. Or any snake, for that matter.

>>31592955

Yes, and that's because they have a mental disorder.

>>31592974
I meant it for bestsnake, too.

>>31592873
well actually im learning them too and translating gives me practice, especially here in an east asian television and talk show drawing forum but thanks

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>>31592987

Somehow I doubt it would be as good for her for you to force yourself back out again, but that's just my personal opinion.

>>31593016

At least you're getting something more useful than temporary self-satisfaction from this place.

>>31593039
Less forcing myself out, more being let out. Sounds like someone has trust issues.

>>31593063
Or just, I dunno, use her Pokeball from inside.

...are there any rules as to what a Pokeball considers to be PART of the Pokemon?

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>>31593063

I think that it'd be more fulfilling to allow yourself to live on forever as part of those enormous emerald coils. I don't like treating vore like some sort of generic throwaway fapbait fetish.

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>>31593143
Where's the fun in a one-and-done deal, though?

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>>31593173

There are ~millions~ of ways to have fun with bestsnake that don't involve abusing her gag reflex or taste buds.

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>>31593200
I'm aware, but I meant comparing the two.

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Water noodles need love too

and about twice as much to eat, since they're nearly twice as big canonically

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Anyone else here absolutely hate vore. The idea disgusts me and I can not understand why anyone would like it. I'd totally fug a snek though.

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>>31593223

Quality over quantity, then. I'd rather have one night she'll remember forever instead of a string of shallow pleasurable moments.

>>31593241

If you provide watersnake with exceptional amounts of both love and food will it grow to exceptional sizes? I sorely hope so.

>>31593244

I don't like it for traditional reasons, i.e. I can't really get off to it by itself. I just sort of like the idea of being a really delicious meal if that makes any sense at all.

>>31593244
Why do you bring it up?

>>31593280
Because they were talking about it a few posts ago, unless I'm completely misunderstanding the conversation.

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>>31593244
I'm really not a fan of death and digestion, which is probably what most people think of first in regards to vore; I can see why that would disgust people. Almost everything else is fair game, though.

>>31593273
I guess that makes sense. You do you.

>>31593307
Nope, you hit the nail on the head.

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>>31593244
Meh, I can understand why it puts people off and don't really like it all that much either, but I don't hate it. It has to be done really, really well to be appealing and most artists simply don't do that.

Big/fat sneks are great though, and there's a bit of an overlap there.

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>>31593410

>Big/fat sneks are great though

They're the absolute best.

>>31593244
>>31593384
I also hate vore

endo or internalization is a lot better

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>>31593433

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Guys, I want to buy some Serperior or Milotic figurine, but as they aren't your tread-of-the-mill Charizard, Mewtwo, Lucario or Pikachu, quality ones are fucking hard to find.

Do you have some website where I can order one?

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>>31593244
I only like safe/non digestive vore, in and out of the mouth. Anything else repulses me. Also, if its a story, it has to make sense. Noodle eats human is ok, Mouse eats human is not.

>>31593950
How large does it have to be? I know ebay sells the small, collectible figurines.

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>>31594070
I want something small. I want to be able to hide my power level if somebody comes to my apartment.
Or maybe I can reconsider and buy a larger one.

About quality, are those ones good or McDonalds Happy Meal toy tier?

>>31594256
For small ones, I'd try Takara Tomy on ebay.
If you want a large one, you might as well get a plushie cause I've never seen a figurine larger than 2 inches

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>>31593244
I'm not a fan of full-on vore, as in the sort that involves swallowing and digestion and stuff, but I'm okay with it up until the swallowing part. Licking, being in the mouth, that sort of stuff is fine (and I actually kinda like it) but as soon as it goes farther than that, that kills it for me. Mainly because once you get swallowed, you're doomed to die, or at the very least suffer a lot of pain due to stomach acids, and that idea doesn't appeal to me at all.

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>>31595236
I'm pretty sure that's how I started off way back when I didn't even know vore was an actual thing, though I didn't stay that restricted for long.

I want a human x Serperior lewd green text story

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>>31595437
>check .txt folder
>only regular stories
sorry anon

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>>31589416
Hello? Yes, this is Fug.

>>31594964
CUTE!

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>>31595338
I've managed to keep it at that level for a while, though. Doesn't look like it'll progress past this point anytime soon--and that's alright with me.

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>>31595978

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>>31595988

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>Scans never ever

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Sleep tight snekfriends

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>No love for Rock Snake

>>31596620
Onix fanart is really rare for some reason. I would have thought it was more popular since it's gen 1 and Brock's ace.

>>31596955

Rock hugs aren't soft and cuddly, sadly.

>>31596620
Onix has a better design in steelix
>thet will never buff Onix attack because of steelix and being the first gym ace

>>31597987
Which one would you married?

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Have a nice day.

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>>31598550

I hope you have a nice day too, anon.

>>31579349
Feed Serperior with.
Then have a turn myself.
I like to think Pokemon can't directly do worse than KOing, so serp's just a comfy stuffed snek until I recall them to their pokeballs.

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>>31601459

Snakes are supposed to swallow their own tails, not other snakes.

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>>31601475
I'd like Serperior to swallow MY snake if you know what I mean...

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>>31601927

Even if it's swallowed for good? Bestsnake harvests much from both the willing and the unwilling.

>>31602046
Does she bite it off or just eat me during/after?
Because I'm pretty fine with the second, especially if she goes slowly enough to rub her cute, sexy snoot. The first would make me reconsider.

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>>31602126

As long as you're.. worthwhile enough overall? Neither. In general, things are more useful to bestsnake when they're alive. They can be harvested for various benefits such as money and experience from enemies, comfortable surroundings and warm food from trainers, life essence (HP) from both, and yes, occasionally satiation of one's desires from both. As long as you're able to make yourself useful [by filling her belly with more than she'd get by biting it off, for example] you'll have a happy successful existence with bestsnake at your side.

(You'll be eaten at some point though, even if it's only when you naturally expire. Your coffin will be her gut.)

>>31602256
That's either one tiny Reshiram or one giant Serperior

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>>31602304

The latter is a far more appealing concept but it's likely the former judging by the tree height in comparison.

>>31602304

I know its not what you mean but to be fair serperior is actually 10 centimetres taller than reshiram if standing on its tail

>>31602256
god dammit, i just wanted cute sneks, not vore talk

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>>31602625

Sorry, anon.

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I'm not going to lie, if I was in the Pokemon world, I would get a Serperior so..
I would lure young pokemon trainers to their doom and feed them to her, while I masturbated and once they were inside her big bloated belly, I would rub my cock against it as they're being digested

Is that wrong?

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>>31602663

Jesus Christ anon I think you might need a therapist

>>31602663
...Not making it a male serperior, so you can jerk and suck his fat throbbin snek cock, while he sits back to fully digest his big meal

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>>31602663

>Is that wrong?

Yes it's wrong. If you have to ask whether what you're doing is wrong or not it's usually because whatever you're doing is wrong. But who wants to be right?

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>>31602663
>>31602692
this shouldn't be giving me this boner

>>31602663
I've thought about this kind of thing before only it's with a giant Glaceon that I managed to catch.

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>>31603253

Even the Glaceon will be devoured by bestsnake.

>>31603274
Even if she was absolutely massive?

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>>31603334

No matter how massive she is. Bestsnake will always be bigger before and bigger after. She really should be honored that her bulk will become part of bestsnake's endless glittering coils.

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>>31603351
Best snake isn't immune to knives and fire, so I'll be fine

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>>31603380

Watersnake is, however, very vulnerable to Giga Drain. You can't kill bestsnake because bestsnake will outlast any and all resistance.

>>31587126
Something tells me this is a crop
full/source please?

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>>31603544

I don't think it's a crop but I also don't have a source, sorry. I looked, too.

>>31603921
all good m8 i'll try looking for it too to find the artist i like their style

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>>31604091

It's a good art style, but good luck finding the source. It's a twitter filename and twitter is awful at any sort of actual organization.

>>31603544
It was the only picture in the tweet I got it from. Sorry.

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Would you?

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>>31604868

Before Black and White, yes. Now my heart belongs to one and only one.

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More Servine needed

>>31605445
Well, that image right there just made us hit the image limit, so there will be no more Servine for this thread. Come again in a week.

>>31605544

And only when it's been a week. Denial is valuable.

>>31579681
>>31588453
>>31588554
>>31592081
>>31595988
>>31597987
>>31605445

7 Servine is more than I had anticipated. Root for the undersnek.

>>31603402
Watersnake is twice as resilient and twice as big, and also learns Ice Beam, though.
And Hypnosis.

>>31605755

Bestsnake can keep itself alive forever through Giga Drain and subseed and grows to obscene sizes through endless Leaf Storm ejaculation [Growth=increased SP. ATK, remember?]. Hypnosis and Ice Beam are worthwhile, but they aren't going to be enough when bestsnake outspeeds and outmatches watersnake.

Does anyone have any pics of an IRL obese snek?

>>31606674

>3DPD

It can't be posted anyways because we're at the image limit.

>>31606693
link one then pls

>>31606706

Google will give you all the results you want.

>>31604868
That's so adorable. Her ring would obviously contain an Everstone though

>>31606935
>not an evolite

>>31606968

An everstone would be more useful if you don't want her mutating into a Barney monstrosity.

>>31576332
>you will never play this game again
feelsbadman

>>31607200
the what

>>31607200
>not having an offline copy
get on my level

>>31607554
Upload please

>>31607657
only because you asked nicely ;^)

https://mega.nz/#!g8lHlSRR!4TmO3NccEyNsVRtDV5ofi08WcxgKZOAfNtDUNxAvh90

>>31607778
Thanks.

>>31607778
>one of charizard's vore's is Greninja

my sides

>>31605822
>Serperior used Leaf Storm!
>Milotic used Ice Beam!
>Serperior was frozen solid!
???

>>31609352

>ice beam freezing

Who do you think you are? Battle Tree AI?

>>31609387
Well, in this imaginary world where Grassnoodle can use Giga Drain, Substitute, Leech Seed and Leaf Storm an infinite number of times all at once, then I assume Waternoodle can use Recover, Ice Beam, Hypnosis and Coil an infinite number of times at once as well.
Infinite Ice Beams = guaranteed freeze.