Does anyone have a Fire type I can borrow?
do pokemon really need four moves?
I've been fine with most of mine only have two or three.
>>31574581
Goddamn it drasna get your goddamn Dragalge off my water
>>31574607
Kek
I don't actually work here
>>31574581
Fuck the leaguefags, use your bros!
>>31574607
Why? You're not a fire type trainer.
>>31574581
Hey guys, do you think we should start using more than one type? Seems like a waste using only one when there's 18 to choose.
>>31574581
I hate these fat boys coming here. Seriously
>>31574648
t. Karen
Hey guys, I work for the Indigo League. Don't believe the hype, our Gym Leaders are absolute garbage. In fact, just a few hours ago two 10 year olds swept through the fucking Elite Four. Yes, that includes the """"great"""" Dragon trainer Lance, and I'm not exaggerating about the ages either.
I'm not going to post proof, as I could lose my job if I get found out, but the news will break any minute now. Screencap this.
Listen Lance, I'm your new agent. The whole "Lance the bird master" angle really isn't that impressive for the leaader of the elite four. How do you feel about the title "Lance the dragon master"?
I really hate trainers who bring 'mons like Muk or Garbodor to the League. It's so inconsiderate to us cleaning staff. Do these guys not realize how annoying it is to clean up after them? Especially Muk. I have to wear a heavy hazmat suit just so I won't get sick from getting too close to the residue.
Who put these stairs here?
Uh yeah, I'm new here. Is that castle rising from the ground supposed to happen?
>>31574678
That's crazy talk
Should we maybe do something about these evil teams that keep almost destroying the world?
>>31575269
Why do you think 10 year old children exist?
>>31574905
Yes
>>31574857
You know they make special cleansers for poison types, right? If your boss isn't providing the necessary materials for you to do your job, then bring it up with the union.
Hey guys, why don't we use full teams? seems like a waste to me using only 4 or 5 you know?
>>31574678
Fuck off Bruno
>>31575337
For stalking, of course. t. Cynthia
Sure does feel good to be the first dragon specialist to be introduced.
anyone got those nudes of Shauntal?
>>31575884
Fuck off Grimsley.
>>31578958
But he did fuck off, all the way to Alola.
>>31575884
Dude those are all over the internet, just google it.
>>31574822
Does it come with a cape?
>>31575834
What about Lance?
>>31574581
Behold!
The Flying-Type Master!!!!
>>31575834
>>31582238
Lance is a Dragon master, not a Dragon TYPE master. Learn the difference, shitlords.
>>31582303
Check your dragon-type privilege.
>>31582303
whaaaaaatever
>>31575269
Team Flare is nothing but an organization striving to make the world a better place for thosestillliving in it
>This place is too cold
>I'm tired
>My feet hurt
>I wish I was golfing at my dad's resort
>Who's this kid anyways?
>>31582358
>only 3 dragons, all the same one
Lance is a fraud