Well OU had them fifty pokemons
Greninja had a thousand sets
But master you in luck 'cause up your sleeves
You got a brand of pokemon never fails
You got some power in your pivot now
Some heavy ammunition in your sweeper
You got some earthquake, flynium, u-turn and how
See all you gotta do is rub that pokeball
And I'll say
Mister trainer, sir
What will your pleasure be?
Let me take your threats away
stealth rock it down
You ain't never had a pokemon like me
No no no
OU is your restaurant
And I'm your maitre'd
C'mon whisper what it is you want to go down
You ain't never had a pokemon like me
Yes trainer, we pride ourselves on service
You're the boss
The king, the shah
Say what you want dead
It's gone! True sweep
How about hitting that stone edge?
Have some of Earthquake
Try all of Stone edge
I'm in the mood to help you dude
You ain't never had a pokemon like me
Can your pokemons sweep this?
Do your pokemons check that?
Do your pokemons pull stealth rocks out their little hat?
Can your pokemons u-turn?
Well, looky here
Can your pokemons go, swords rock polish, let 'er rip
And then make the walls disappear?
So doncha sit there slack jawed, buggy eyed
I'm here to answer all your midday prayers
You got me Flynium Z, certified
You got a genie for OU ladder
I got a powerful urge to help you out
So what-cha wish? I really wanna know
You got a threats list that's three miles long, no doubt
Well, all you gotta do is use me like so - and oh
Mister trainer, sir, have a set or two or three
I'm on the job,, you going to sweep them all
You ain't never had a pokemon, never had a pokemon
You ain't never had a pokemon, never had a pokemon
You ain't never had a pokemon like me
You ain't never had a pokemon like me, hah!
bump because I feel bad for op putting out this effort
OP WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
DON'T MAKE ME LIKE LANDORUS
FINALLY, HE'S HERE FOR YOU
IT'S THE LAST MEMBER OF THE CANCER CREW
THIS MON'S SO STRONG, IT ISN'T FUNNY
CAN MAKE MOST OF OU CRY OUT FOR MUMMY
CAN SET UP OR SWEEP WITH RELATIVE EASE
MAKES CRUSHING ROCK-TYPES SEEM SUCH A BREEZE
HE'S NOT TOO SLOW, HE CAN JUMP HIGH
THIS MON WILL MAKE YOU WANT TO DIE
HUH!
>>31559337
HE HAS NO COUNTERS
HE HAS NO CHECKS
THIS FROG SWEEPS THE POKEDEX
HE CAN TRANSFORM WHEN HE NEEDS TO
AND DIE TO BLAST BURN
JUST FOR YOU
INFLATE HIS WATER SHURIKEN JUST LIKE A BALLOON
THIS CRAZY FROG JUST DIGS OU
AG
ASH-GRENINJA
AG
A-A-A-ASH-GRENINJA
>>31559358
THIS MON'S GOT POWER, SO LISTEN UP DUDES
SHE CAN CHOOSE A MOVE, TO SUIT HER MOOD
SHE'S QUICK AND NIMBLE WHEN SHE WEARS A SCARF
SHE CAN SWEEP YOUR TEAM, MAKE YOU WANT TO BARF
IF YOU CHOOSE HER, YOU'LL NOT CHOOSE WRONG
WITH PSYCHIC SURGE, SHE'S A STAPLE MON
HUH!
>>31559443
>SHE
>>31559457
gay?
>>31559478
no?
>>31559457
>HAS
>>31558974
> ctrl+f "healthy"
> no results
what the fuck are you doing
>>31559572
>NO
>>31559598
>CUNT
>>31559598
>GENDER REEEEEEEEEE
He's the mega of the bunch, you know him well
He's finally back to mash the frail
His zen headbutt breaks toxapex
If he hits ya, you better click x
He's better, faster, and walls bulu
He's the best mega of the SM OU
>>31561126
This fucking killed me
>>31561126
>walls bulu
252+ Atk Choice Band Tapu Bulu Wood Hammer vs. 0 HP / 4 Def Metagross-Mega in Grassy Terrain: 169-200 (56.1 - 66.4%) -- guaranteed 2HKO after Grassy Terrain recovery
Somebody just told me
Buzzwole is gonna roll me
He packs a great punch in OU
And when he subs up and then bulks
He will turn into the hulk
And destroy the whole tier with just
a punch
And he doesnt stop bulking (x100)