Plight of a father

Just inject lol

You sure you don't like pokeporn cause you sure sound like a fag to me

>>31530700
reminder karma's a slut

>>31530700
Thy ye olde bucher'd Englishe is painful to me.

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>>31530719
Woe unto thee! Thou misbegotten and degenerate rascal! Darest thou calleth me a faggot? I will most humbly take my leave of you. You cannot, sir, take from me anything that I will not more willingly part withal.

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>>31530700
well it starts with the human characters.
theeen ya come across entry level shit like lopunny, lucario, gardevoir, machamp.
from there, you get to the quadrupeds.
eventually you end up masturbating to klinklang.

>>31530814
Leaveth and nev'r speaketh to me. Thou hath contributed nothing. Thou art nothing but loathed tissue of thy father's loins!

>>31530837
But anon what if the first thing I ever masturbated to was Raichu

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>>31530700
i amst not into furfaggotry, daddy, i swear! i am into daddies, love me please!

>>31530700
One, while I applaud the effort, it makes you seem like a douche.
Two, nobody really knows what spawns a furry. Some people blame the cartoons of the 80's and 90's, which overwhelmingly featured anthro animals, but then what drove the creators of those shows to feature furries? Long story short, there is little in the way of prediction, and it could even happen to your daughter independently of Pokemon or what she finds on the internet.
Three: unless you are going to keep her off the internet entirely, she's gonna find some shit. Google regularly hiccups, and you can't browse Pokemon images for ten minutes before the fur flies. It's happening.
Four: If you try too hard to keep her away, she will just be more curious about what you are withholding from her.
Five: When you find out your daughter has been shlicking to the thought of getting railed by an Aggron or taking Arcanine's knot, you can either ignore it, or be a total dickwad and arbitrarily punish by disowning her or some crap. Neither will stop her, but one will make you an afterschool special of a parent.

>>31530870
I'm detailing the decent. you were just a furry who found pokemon.

>>31530900
I also played Pokemon for like thirteen years before that and stayed chaste until that fateful day

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>>31530925
well shit, I got nothing.
guess we should just keep going then.

>>31530835
Jesus fucking christ. Somebody saved my edit.

>>31530951
is a very goode edit

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>>31531008
Here's a better version.

>>31530894
Doth thou calleth me a douche yet ye art the same as these ill mannered and culpable, dog-hearted fools! Nothing that thou has't hath said justifies thy evil. This is thy fault and as a father I must protect my young lady from thy deplorable kin. Truly, thou art a disease that must be cut away, hence, depart from me! Thou whoreson impudent embossed rascal!

Will shakesposting become a meme? I like it desu

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How does this make you feel OP?

>>31531157
erect

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>>31531157
Filthy! Hath thy mother forsaken the love that the she foreswore to thee? Why thou globe of sinful continents, what a life dost thou lead!

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>>31531209
How about this, OP?

>>31531223
I shall, henceforth, forsake this thread. Truly, thither is no hope.. I weep bitterly.

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So this is just a furfaggotry thread right? Like haha some guys being an autist but, can we get some fuckin lewd Zangoose in this bitch? All I got's some Marshadow.

Also I hope I ERP pokemon with your daughter OP.

Lock her into marriage before she has the opportunity to stew in her loneliness and become a degenerate such as us.

This getting retarded, summon The Forbidden One.

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>>31531825
>solemning exodia

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>>31531825
Unfortunately, no summons were involved. Git gud.

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>>31531825

Ya see that little light-purple rectangle at the bottom of the card? It's got words written in it that describe what the card does. Maybe try reading that so you don't fuck up so bad next time. You could have stopped this...

>>31531825
>what did he mean by this?

>>31531278
Zangoose is entry level shit

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>>31532570
Fair enough, I just didn't have a lot of it. If you have ANY lewd pokemon I'd love to see them, though obviously preferences go to Zangoose and Sableye since I don't have a lot of them.

>>31531949
>what is a normal summon

>>31533232
Exodia's effect activates from the hand.

>>31533232

Not something you do with Exodia, you fuckin' idiot. He's not summoned at all.

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Please, OP, come out of the fur fag closet. You'll be much happier with yourself when you can fap to eeveelutions without feeling guilty.

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>>31533232
>He normal summons Exodia

>>31530835
i'm glad this exists

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>>31530700
this is a well crafted post, worth of the (you)s

nothing is gonna stop furfags though :^)

>>31530894
mankind has put sexual humanized traits on animals for a really fucking long time. I think it just comes with the fact that animals just hang it all out there and we associate certain things with animals (give a girl a fox tail and ears and she becomes 'sly')

>>31530837
>wanting to fuck a cartoon dog
>entry level because it walks on two legs

Come on, I'm a furry myself and would be all over Lucario, but let's not delude ourselves. If you want to tap ANY pokeass, you're already too deep down the rabbit hole for entry level.

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>>31533389
>That look on the vulpix's face
Muh dick