claim you shouldermon before someone else does
claiming Croagunk!
>>31505655
Claming both. I'll alternate each day who's on my shoulder.
Fuck you, I like him
my scarf!
Zaprong's my nigga since gen 3.
>>31505655
>>31505655
He really can't fit on my shoulder, but whatever.
Might be a little heavy
I just think they're neat.
Since the bigger phox won't fit.
Sorry guys, you were too late. Mimikyu is mine.
>>31505655
Claimed!
You already know it's female.
My doggy
When he evolves, I'll be his shoulder bro.
easiest shouldermon, just gotta be careful of squishing
>>31505655
Ill be on its shoulder, does that count OP?
He can carry me
mine
>>31505655
Dibs on minior, hed just be floating over my shoulder like a boss
That or cincinno
claiming cubone, i must protect that pure child
And he'll evolve into something strong enough I can sit on his shoulder.
>>31505966
Yeah you'll definitely be sitting on something when he evolves won't cha
>>31505802 Stole mine, so here's my second.
Claiming.
Houndoom might be too heavy but I'll make it work
>>31505655
Claiming shadow qt
>>31505912
>>31506064
YOUR SPEED WAS INSUFFICIENT
Best pikaclone
Comfiest of all time
>>31505655
man it's not often my favorites get chosen so fast in these threads..
I'm waiting to send my shiny jirachi over to moon along with the celebi I just got.
Do hats count? Cause swablu is best hat.
My Bro
Claimin' it!
>>31505655
There are many like it, but this one is mine.
How about abagmon
Its dust might be a bit heinous on my sinuses, but it's too great to pass-up.
>>31505671
But anon; you've got two shoulders!
>>31505964
You didn't post a picture, Cubone is mine.
unironically this
>>31506107
>>31506136
FUCK
>>31505943
You take Minior, I want Cincinno.
>>31506136
If dubs I steal him
Claimed best bear
Mine
>>31505655
Literally myself on my shoulder
My precious ice daughtru is perfect for Alolan climates.
>>31505655
Mine
>>31505655
claimed
>>31508917
Too late >>31505937
>>31505655
The best starter Pokémon has now been claimed.
>>31506136
Fug, going for the second option, might be too heavy
>>31508614
>>31508659
Can these guys even be picked up off the ground?
Maybe Diglett can just have its gravel mound sit on your shoulder, but Sandyghast seems like it'd just fall apart
>>31505655
>>31508960
I was expecting Diglett to rip through the skin on my shoulder.
>>31505655
Y'all can suck my dick while I get blasted on "berry juice"
>>31505655
I'd let this thing hitch a ride on me, and there's utility in spider webs too
>>31510863
It would've been mine but according to the dex shuckle is like 50 lbs.
Dibs
Best Possible Option Taken
>>31508527
AAAAGH NO
Fine, I guess I'll take Carbink.
Meowth
Shouldermons are for fags.
i was gonna call dibs on munna but damn this thing is huge, it's bigger than old what's-her-name's head
I hope my Bulba won't fall off my shoulder..
>>31505655
Pikachu
cute, functional, and only weighs 11 pounds
claimed
>>31505880
Don't touch my daughter.
boom
>>31509250
you fuck
might be a tad heavy, but it'll make a great scarf
It was a shoulder mon at first now it just holds onto my shoulders with its feet. It frantically flaps its wings, only keeping my feet two inches off the ground.
Claimed
claimed
still maintain it's best pika-clone.
>>31508936
azumarill is 60 pounds anon.and also my choice fuck you i want to carry azumarill around in a backpack
>>31505655
claimed
Back off niggers she's mine. Claimed.
eyup
BACK THE HELL OFF.
HE'S MINE.
>>31505655
claimed
>>31508527
>implying koalas are bears
Gimmie a swimdog
Mine
GOT'EM!
Frosty cool!
Got Buizel
>>31505857
Then can I get dibs on male salandit? He's a cute!
If not, then sandile is mine
Comfey is adorable and functional. It smells nice and can heal with priority.
>>31506003
>>31505802
>>31505857
>>31505912
>>31506136
>>31506161
>>31506212
>>31508077
>>31510883
>>31512777
>>31513088
>>31521409
>>31521700
Excellent taste my bros.
<- My choice since Kecleon is a bit on the hefty side for shoulders.
We're gonna argue loudly outside malasada shops
His name shall be Mopsey
He's a bro and I got a shoulder cannon
I've always liked Patrat
>>31508921
NOOO someone else who actually likes Chatot!!!!
best pidgey clone
I like this silly thing
I will raise her to be a loving dominatrix
>>31523610
7 mins late... oh well
>>31523629
why does dunsparce exist?
>>31505802
unbridled rage for taking my mimi
>>31523629
Dunsparce looks very Twilight Princess in this rendering. Like a pet for Ooccoo or something
My Pokémon now
Claiming best bro.
I don't care about the little shit, but you must admit this is one of the most efficient chickbaits ever.
This lil' fella will help me get laid until my dick falls off.
Claimed
>>31505655
This little lady is one of my aces in my current Nuzlocke.
And to think I had intended to bench her.
Claiming best Eevelution
am i the only one ?
Mine. All MINE
Claiming the best butterfly
>>31526520
Fucker omg that's mine
>>31505655
>50 lbs.=23 kg
>shoulder
>>31526552
>This anon can't carry 50 lbs on his shoulders
What's it like being a twig?
>>31526520
You have that, you got it first. I choose this instead!
>>31526550
NO
I CLAIM IT
>>31526648
It doesn't even like smelly you, it likes sweet, fragrant me the most but sure. You have that, I have this.
>>31526648
The hell are you doing? I claimed Butterfree first. Stay off my pal.
>>31525930
Did I just have a stroke?
Best sholdermon ever
>>31528278
Do you understand what a shouldermon is?
>>31528294
No, be very kind and exprain me
>>31505655
Claimed
>>31505655
A best friend a guy could ever have.
Claimed
I checked the thread twice and didn't see it, so unless I'm blind I'm taking Larvitar.If Pokemon were real I'm sure I'd be able to carry it, fucking everyone gets super-strength in the Pokemon world.
>>31530048
>ctrl-f Houndoom
>2 results
You were too slow. Somehow.
Mawile is probably already claimed, and I'm not sitting a 60lb bee on my shoulder soo...