"As the ancient Alolans used to say ______ "

>>31491786
just inject lol

>>31491786
>just a kahuna on a stroll to the laguna."

>>31491786
Op is a faggot

>>31491786
>MFW old Hala will never make me holler.

>>31491786
Is this real life?

>>31491786
"Is this the real life?"

>>31491901
NO

never put your dicke inside of wicke

>>31491929
NI

>>31491936
Gros. Said Metagross.

diaper beam lol

>>31491934
XD GOT THEM

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>>31491910
Is this just fantasy?

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>>31491934
I have a strong desire to strangle you right now

>>31491936
HILEGO

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>>31491968

fuck u

>>31491934
k

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>>31491934

>>31491804
fpbp

just a kahuna on a stroll to the laguna

I don't get this laguna meme

>>31491786
Fuck her right in the pussy

>>31491786
>"man with 13 wives have one angery wife"

Solgaleo and Lunala are based on the red oni and blue oni from Japanese folklore.

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>>31491934

>>31492177
It's probably Hala's most memorable line, were you even paying attention?

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>>31491786

Bring about an end to your continued existence.

>>31492236
>implying I have played the game
Besides, why did he say "laguna" if the language was English?

>>31491934
Fuk u professor cuckui

>>31492263
>implying I have played the game
Get out.

>>31491934
>your mother will die in her sleep unless you reply

>>31492371
ebin copypasta

>>31491934
Goddammit, every time!

>>31491934
don't look so smug you little shit

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>>31491934

IT'S TIME FOR A DICKING

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>>31491934
Not this shit again

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>>31491934

Is this the real life?

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>>31491934

>>31491934
Bastard

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>>31491934
Can't risk it, mang.

>>31491934
diaper meme lol

>>31491786
>DUDE MALASADAS LMAO

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>>31491786
DORAGON CRO

>>31491901
>>31491903
>>31491968
>>31492565
can some explain this meme to me

>>31491934
why

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>>31491936
NGEN

>>31491786
lillie is not for sexual
>>31491804
fpbp
>>31494455
so you just ousted yourself as a newfag... not on 4chan, but in general.
literally- how do you get to be 11 years old WITHOUT hearing this song...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fJ9rUzIMcZQ

>>31494489
i meant why is it being posted everywhere on /vp/ you stupid fuck

>>31491934
Motherfucker

Hala climbed into Lillie's room and immediately punched her in the face, knocking her out cold.
Upon awakening Lillie found herself bound and gagged to a chair. Hala was naked, standing in front of her with a big Alola boner staring her in the face. "As the ancient Alolans used to say...it's time for a dicking!" And at that, Hala leaped forward and grabbed Lillie's undeveloped breast. He grabbed with all his might, and ripped the skin from her body. Her muffled screams fell flat, and no one came to her help.
The blood aroused Hala more than he'd ever been aroused. It reminded him of the stories his mother used to tell him of the ancient Alolan sacrifices in which the subjects would receive wounds to which the sacrificers would rape. He couldn't wait, Hala grabbed a Beldum and smashed at Lillie's ribcage, again her screams were not heard. After breaking an opening to her insides, Hala plunged in.
He thrust in and out in complete ecstasy. The pain was unbearable for Lillie and she lost consciousness. Hala came almost immediately, but he was by no means done. He pulled out of her chest, his PENIS dripping blood and semen. Hala cleaned his dick off with Lillie's tongue.

>>31491934
woop

>>31494626
Hala tore out a few of the ribs he had broken and shoved them up his ass to stimulate his enormous prostate.
Hala then undid Lillie's restraints and began fucking her now lifeless corpse. After deploying his Alolan happy sauce, he decided he wanted a better look at Lillie.
Hala shoved his hand up Lillie's ass. He thrust it in as far as he could and grabbed on to the first organ he could, and then pulled out. He ripped out her entire small intestine and part of her large. Hala started to giggle and coiled up the small intestine like a rope.

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>>31491786
Slow and steady wins the race

>>31494651
He noticed the Solrock was coming up so he had to finish in a hurry. Hala went to his clothes and dressed himself. He pulled a large knife from his pocket and began to skin Lillie's body.
Just then Hala remembered, he was not man, but Pokémon. He Skinned himself to reveal his true identity, an Ursaring. He sat in the center of the room for several hours until Kukui came in.
"Lillie it's time for schoo-HOLY FUCKING SHIT AN URSARING OH MY GOD LILLI-" and Hala attacked and ate Kukui. Then Hala went outside and let out an Ursaring noise and a ray came from the sky and swept him away to his home planet of Johto.

>>31494517
Someone posted a series of pictures of all the Island Captains getting warped into a white hole. They were posting the lyrics as they went along.

>>31491934
Fuck you kukui

>>31491786
>Leech life you stupid fuck

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>>31491934

>>31491934
Fuck uuuu

'subs not dubs'

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>>31494626
>>31494651
>>31494687

"Talk to the hand!"

>>31491934

>>31491934
>>31492456
I mean, I saw both them coming. The number of replies gave away the spoiler. And I know what the Shauna one was. Yet I still looked at both of them.
Now I know nothing will happen. It's just some fucking text. But I'm still replying.

This is autism.

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>>31491934
Nigger

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>>31491934

>>31491934
fug

>>31491786
"fuck we're slow"

>>31491934
Shit

>>31491934
FUCK

>>31491786
just use EXP share lol

>>31491934
How original.

>>31491934
DELET

>>31491934
Stop. My mother is a wonderful lady whose time is not up.

>>31492263
Because it rhymes with kahuna and he's singing a song, so he adds the -na to the end of the word lagoon to make it rhyme.

>>31491934
fuuuuuuu

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>>31494626
>>31494651
>>31494687
Delet

>>31491786
Fuck off my land, whitey.

>>31491786
I PLAY POKEMON GO EVERYDAY

>>31491786
, It's time for an alolan dicking!

>>31491786
"Normies, leave, instead: Praise Kek."

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>>31491786
it's time to make you holler

>>31495827
Kek, this is perfect

>>31495827
underrated post