What type would a human be and what moves can it learn?

>>31490777
>Human
>Normal type
>Abilities: Run Away or Pickup
HP:20
Atk:25
Def:20
SpA:0
SpD:10
Spe:25

Moves:
Level Up:
Lv.1 Yawn
Lv.1 Rest
Lv.1 Sleep Talk
Lv.3 Splash
Lv.5 Hold Hands
Lv.8 Pound
Lv.10 Tickle
Lv.18 Attract
Lv.20 Encore
Lv.21 Leer
Lv.26 Slack Off
Lv.30 Pay Bills
Lv.45 Midlife Crisis
Lv.55 Suicide Note

>This Pokemon knows no moves through TM, tutoring, or breeding

Abnormal

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>>31491025
>learns Pound at lvl 8
>8
Um...

>>31491025
>Humans are statistically defeated by sunkern
I love it.

What do pay bills, midlife crisis and suicide note do tho? they remind me of pay day, worry seed and memento

>>31491115
>not liking /ss/

>>31491130
>Pay Bills: Money is hurled at your foe, but only if you have 15000 Pokedollars. The Pokedollars hurled can only be obtained by your opponent.
>Midlife Crisis: Changes the user's ability to Panic Mode. This makes the user immune to sleep, but only for 3 turns. After that, the user faints.
>Suicide Note: The user faints, the Pokemon can never be used again and cannot be restored. It has no effect on the opponent

Humanity is Dark type and only learns Leech Life.

>>31491025
>No class specialization
Blackpill/10

>Humanity
>Dark/Normal
>Ability: Power Construct
>Taunt
>Memento
>Brutal Swing
>Return

>>31491231
What about infestation?

>>31490777
Nobody mentioned humans learning Fling yet

>>31491569
>fling
Calling it now, the only thing it can fling is a piece of shit

>>31490777
Humans would probably vary with either Normal/Water, Fighting/Water and Psychic/Water.

>>31492961
I would argue between Normal, Fighting, Dark and Psychic.

Normal is the most common, your tread-of-the-mill one, with no martial art training. Moves like Fury Attack or Body Slam can be easily countered by a Fighting type human. They can class-change to three types, kinda like Eevee.

Fighting is the second most common, the ones which know how to fight. They know moves depending on the way they fight and they manage to STAB them with their training.

Dark are usually society outcasts and psychopaths (psychic attacks don't affect them). As usually Dark type attacks involve backstabbing and playing dirty, they manage to STAB those moves with the fact they don't hesitate in doing so.

Psychic types are pretty rare, and no human is known to have offensive psychic moves besides Zen Headbutt.

All of this was made more or less canon in the Pokestar Studio movies in BW2.

>>31491207
HOLY SHIT I FORGOT ABOUT THAT

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>>31491262
really make u think

>>31491262

I love /dsg/ but please go and stay go.

>>31491207
Black Belt would scale to OU easily

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>>31493268
rly jimmies the neutrons

>>31490777
Well, we got fighting type humans, psychic type humans, and normal type humans. Possibly some water types, as well, depending on how you count swimmers. Other types would be very rare. Moves would be mostly physical, and either normal or fighting type, maybe with a couple other token attacks thrown in, plus lots of status moves. Psychic humans would get more special attack, and maybe access to some other elemental moves, like flame thrower.

Stats would be moderate, but they would have some pretty awesome abilities, usually team focused.

All in all, very versatile support.

>>31491207
Whaaaat

>>31493895
Yep. A mere human is on par with Mew's and Victini's stats.

>>31491207
I guess this kinda makes sense. We've seen a human tank a hyper beam from a dragonite after all, so we know that we must have some pretty good stats.

>>31494724
how do we know that pokemon aren't just fucking weak as hell