Who would winA presidential election
Alain. Why? You know why.
>>31487143
Ashnime-fags would shitposting on social media while all of 4chan would try to (and succeed in) memeing Alain into presidency
>>31487143
epic black surprise text! XD
>>31487143
all the pre-election polls would be blindly in ashes favor, but then on election day in the final hour...
>>31487178
kys
>>31487169
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>>31487143
Alain due to fundings from Lysandre
>>31487169
sup mofo
>>31487169
It it because Alain knows there is only 2 genders?
>President Alain
>Vice President Charizard
>First lady Mannon
Perfect
>>31487143
me
>>31487264
>Vice President Charizard
"You're fired" just got a whole new meaning.
Also, I'd watch it if that was a sitcom.
>>31487169
T ime T W O die
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>>31487143
>Someone who's wanted to be president for years and fails every time
>finally gets past the primaries
>Seemingly the obvious winner
vs
>Asshole who suddenly decides out of nowhere "oh I run for president too"
>breezes through the primaries
>retarded hairstyle
I wonder....
>>31487143
DORAGON CRO
>>31487414
Obviously the second is the better choice. A president doesn't have to be someone who wants to be president or tries hard and shit. The first one has lost. Many times. The second one is a born winner. Under his leadership, we will achieve greatness.
>>31487439
TFW Poe's law
>>31487414
You can also compare Ash to Trump
>both have frogs (Pepe, Greninja)
>both can synchro with their frogs
>both use meme magic/bond magic to beat up stuff.
>>31487451
Do you really think someone didn't understood the obvious "reference"?
>>31488125
kindly off yourself
>>31487414
Oh shit
>>31487143
Ash runs a fantastic grassroots campaign, becoming well known and loved in many areas.
However, since that is his entire focus, Alain is still the most well known everywhere else, and so wins.
>The debates
Ash: "I have a special Greninja as my vp"
Alain: My vp kicked your vp's ass 3 times
*crowd explodes into laughter*
>>31487268
/thread
>>31487262
How do you explain his attraction to the leprechauns then
>election night
>months of people saying Ash will win
>at the start it looks to be true
>Alan starts winning swing states
>Alan narrowly wins Florida
>it all ends with Pennsylvania switching and locking for Alan
>it's all over and Ashfags know it
>Alan ends it with Minnesota locking in for him
>Ashfags have temper-tantrums for months until inauguration day.
>>31487169
TWO TERMS