Welcome to /guz/, where we only post 100% good content 100% of the time!
By the way this is a lie.
Discuss Guzma and the rest of Team Skull and Po Town.
Remember to ignore shitposters and the like.
Fanfics, Fanart and ya boi circlejerking are the name of the game.
/guz/ written works: http://pastebin.com/mV4FhyC2
>>31483376
ta m8
Wimpod edition yessss
>>31483419
>>31483419
wimpod is a good bug
>>31483419
>>31478259
>>31475432
Are you those kinda guys who call someone racist because they have a racist character in their story? Or are you just retarted?
>>31483640
That isnt an answer.
>>31483640
so early to throw the bait?
>>31483673
>>31483685
(You) ARE one of those guys.
Now it makes sense why (you) would call the entire story pedoshit, (you) are just easy to trigger.
>>31483704
You're just trying to push an even more retarded argument to avoid the last argument.
It's pedoshit, masturbating to a child getting raped is pedoshit.
Get over it.
>>31483704
alright m8y whatever helps you sleep tightly
>>31483709
>>31483708
If anything Nanu is the pedoshit. But yeah, I guess that makes me a pedoshit, too.
Because it was totally my intention to describe the scenery and what is on the tapes rather than just Nanus inner thoughts.
Just keep deflecting, (you) guys.
can we please just have a nice thread for once is this fucking board
>>31483724
This goes nowhere, might as well just hide the shit comments like last time.
>>31483720
bruh you're the one getting so defensive over it. just admit it to yourself
>>31483733
i remember back in my day we just posted funny mmds. oh the simpler times
post relatable content
>>31483763
>>31483777
trips with the most relatable
Posting this again.
http://pastebin.com/HYE4wR40
>>31483828CUTE.
>>31483918
>>31483902
This is so stupid, makes me sick every time I see it.
"Mai husbando is such a child in the morning teehee~ xD o.o"
>>31483925its super effective!
>>31483936
then just hide it dumbass
>>31483936
>>31483948
"shut up (you) baka this is kyuuto!! Guzma telling me he is tired is acting like a spoilde child!! don't you get it? o.o xD you are so lame!! like not an anime even fuck off baka xD xpppp"
>>31483975
>triggered
>>31483996
You've got to be some pretty stuck up person to like that stupid picture.
"If someone doesn't perform how they should 24/7 they are like a child!! so cuuute~ desu ö.ö xDD"
Or you are just some japanese, I don't know.
>>31484018
imagine being this upset over someone's potrayal of a fictional character
>>31486043
Somebody write this
Post lewd Guz
>>31487238
>>31487238
>>31483720
Dude, please, I saw nobody calling you a pedo it was what the content was. Stop arguing with people on this thread and just write your fic. I for one would love to read it.
>>31483936
I agree, domestic shit makes me barf in my mouth, but honestly just avoid.
>>31486374
>Kukui/Guzma pairing
No.
>>31487707
Ffff. More like this, please.
>>31487238
>>31483805
I totally imagine Guzma would be the type to do this a lot. Fall asleep fully clothed, probably in a chair, always ready to get up and act if it should be needed. Never really relaxed even while that exhausted.
It's probably why he has such dark bags under his eyes.
>>31487238
>>31487861
I'm here to please
>>31488110
God, that body type is perfection.
>>31487238
>>31488548
l-lewd.
>>31488548
sauce?
Those who have Moon, what's Guzma's dialogue in the Battle Tree multis?
>>31488807
For when you're just going in this is what he says.
>>31488977
And my stupid tablet took the picture sideways, of course.
>>31483708
>It's pedoshit, masturbating to a child getting raped is pedoshit.
Yes, describing a character masturbating to cp is THE EXACT same thing as writing downright cp.
I get it,
>pedoshit
either doesn't mean anything or it means that literally any work of fiction that contains a character that is either a pedophle or with pedophilic tendencies is pedoshit. Easy, right?
I'll be watching one of the biggest pieces of pedoshit in history called the green mile.
>>31488807
If you lose.
>>31489126
Pedoshit is a term people are using because anything remotely touching the topic of pedophilia makes them uncomfortable and triggered. Yes. Is that what we're fighting about here?
(except when it's Guzma/Moon for some reason. Then it's not pedoshit. It's 'cute.' lol.)
>>31489259
Super cute. Oh yeah. ;)
>>31483376
artist?
>>31489259
Apparently this is how things are.
>>31484036
>>31489630
>>31489643
Ryanpei's art is a fucking gift to humanity. They're one of the few reasons I use tumblr.
Have some more blatantly lewd Guzma
>>31490792
ANON PLEASE. I can only get sowet.
>>31490792
Bless anon, bless
>>31490792
Aaaand saved at the speed of light.
>>31490832
You're welcome
>>31489126
sonny, at the end of the day you're the one who's wanting to see a old man masturbate to the sight of a child being raped. and i think its pretty clear that some people in here want to jack off to it. even if it's fiction thats pretty fucked up, dont you think?
I want to smooch his cheeks, /guz/.
>this thread
>>31492809
the threads have been shite since the discord happened
idk why but ever since then people have been trying to one-up each other in how retarded and violent they can make their fantasies
>>31492799
dont we all?
>>31492776
No, because it's fiction.
>>31492809
What about it?
>>31492846
Where in this thread are violent retarded fantasies mentioned? The hell? This one's been pretty tame.
I think we need a little guz/grunt love up in here
>>31492809
i think its about time we put old yeller down, dont you?
>>31492892
Yaaaas
>>31492929
I really wish there was more of this like... goddamn
Y'all are a bunch of crybabies. Jesus.
>>31492949
Same. I'm appalled at the lack of Guz/Grunt content in general. Both fic and art.
>>31492892
My entire mouth just filled with saliva.
>>31492969
They adore him so much, it's really surprising people wouldn't take advantage of that fact to make some real hot content.
Oh well. Maybe someday.
Maybe I'll make some myself as well.
>>31492997
Like even oc grunts work so easily but I see more oc trainers/protags :\
I guess I gotta stick to the fanart for now
I hate you guys
>>31493037
I'm real sick of reader slash and protags too, myself, but that's just the way things roll now in fanfiction town unfortunately. I'm... learning to accept that sad fact.
>>31493067
Sure.
Hate you too. :)
>>31493071
I guess it's better than the whole fandom being dominated by that ONE pairing you deeply, viscerally hate.
>>31493067
What is that a screenshot of?
>>31492925
Bye, asshole.
>>31493126
My image folder of guzma. Been collecting Guzma pictures since he was announced. I only save the ones I like. Quality over quantity.
>>31493089
;)
>>31493171
OH.
Almost want you to zip that and send it to me in megasync now.
I have so much myself I'm beginning to need to organize the damn thing so I can find what I'm looking for.
>>31493221
A mass portion comes from /guz/ since the beginnings of December. So you'll probably have the same images. But I'll dump some
1/?
2/?
>>31493333
Check em
3/?
>>31493352
Thank you! (especially for this one I've been wanting more of him and Ariados)
4/?
5/?
6/?
7/?
>>31493385
Contribution to the Ariados love
>>31493428
That is so fucking cute I wanna die.
Captcha is getting annoying.
8/15
9/15
One of my favorites
10/15
11/15
Man I really want a graphic pic of our boy screwing chicken-san raw
12/15
>>31493563
There's plenty. I'd post some, but I'd get banned.
13/15
>>31493578
Cute fat spider bby
>>31493563
I don't have smut
14/15
>>31493563
Is Chicken san different from chicken chan.
God damn I hate that nickname it makes me want chicken nuggets.
Chicken chan, chicken saw, moon, selene, whatever the fuck it is, with Guzma HENTAI NOW!!!
>>31493638
you maybe wanna calm down their pal buddy
>>31493638
Draw it yourself then, faggot. Beggars get nothing.
15/15
>>31493638
>>31493658
Uhhh dude that anon and everyone on this forum is a beggar for Guzma, don't try to hide whats inside
>>31493638
>HENTAI
>>31493711
I like me some Guzma cock but I don't want my i.p. to get sniped
>>31493711
Well, yeah.
but you gotta ask nicely.
>>31493739
I'm pretty sure that's the reason they even asked.we're on to you, anon.
>>31493767
we have reached singularity.
>>31494042
So that's why I feel weird.
>>31494131
Does anyone know where I can find the source and or artist of this?
>>31494131
Dick outlines are so hot, holy shit.I just wanna crawl between his legs.
>>31494201
Ikr.I wanna rub my face against it.
>>31494320Not gonna lie, I do as well. Give his bulge all of the nuzzles while he stares at me like I'm fuckin' weird.
What the heck happened up there? Did someone really get so upset about one person's fic idea that they wanted to nuke the thread and then bailed?
That's kind of sad. But mostly hilarious.
I'm glad, though. Maybe we'll have less whining going on now.
>>31494504
There's always going to be jelly-balls man, we should just be thankful for whats on this page. A whole plate of Guzma.
>>31494551
True.
And boy am I grateful.
>>31494504
idk, it was all dumb so I just hid it all and posted guzma
>>31494676
Now if only the crybabies would do the same...
>tfw no new lewdfics of either guz x plums or guz x nanu
>>31494996
>tfw no updates of any existing ones either.
>>31494996
This. I like the old stuff from writefags here but it sucks that they've all moved on. The fandom has died in general except for self-inserting teenage girls
>>31495125
I feel like it died pretty damn fast, too. I was hoping it'd pick up after December but it seemed like the opposite happened. Oh well. I'll continue my own fic anyways once I'm less depressed.
>>31495219
I knew it wouldn't. Fandoms are always the biggest right after something comes out unless it's an ongoing thing. Unfortunately with a character like Guzma, it's one and done unless they have him show back up again in another game. Even the anime won't be enough to bolster the fandom again.
Honestly, I thought we got some good quality content and had a general for a long time for a character that didn't really get the attention he should have within the game. Part of why it died so easily is because he didn't have a juggernaut ship too. If Kukui/Guzma was still possible and they'd had more interaction, there would still be a ton of Guzma content being created.
>>31495277
Welp... considering Kukui/Guzma would have been the juggernaut ship... I'm kind of glad it died now.
Just checked for the first time in a while and found a sun/guzma and a couple Grunt/Guzma fics on Ao3 that are new. We aren't dead yet, folks.
Still kickin.
Slightly.
>>31483784
i drew something... on a similar theme
anyways i liked your fic desu
>>31495728
That is awesome. Thank you for drawing that.Is it bad that I kinda thought the last panels were funny in a really dark way
>>31495728
God I need a fic for this like air.
>>31495728
I love Nanu's face in this. That distraught stare.
>>31494374
>does bruno mars is gay
I bet this person does doodles of Danny.
In b4 the double standards kick in and in come the screeches ofOH MY GAWD WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE
TIME TO NUKE EVERYTHING
And other assorted overreactions.
>>31495125
Hey, I'm still writing, but it's going slow because I just started a new job. Hopefully I can update this week, though.
>>31490832
L O N D O N
O
N
D
O
N
>>31493584
>plenty
Only some, not plenty.
So are mods dead? Or does no one care anymore?
At first I was a little upset about joining the /guz/ party late due to getting the game late, but then I was okay cause I got to drag a friend in to write things with, which makes up for the lack of fics for me.
>>31497854
Mods are clearly deceased.
>>31488991
My heart flutters away
>>31487851
>not wanting kukui/guzma
This is why /guz/ is shit now. If it's not with Nanu or Self-Insert-Chan you guys don't care, so we get the same shit over and over again and almost no new content.
This is why we got pedoshit dead Guzma fic.
I haven't been on here much in a while, sorry!
Recent Guzma drawing.
>>31496071Might I ask whom are you, Anon?
>>31499740
>This is why we got pedoshit dead Guzma fic.
>This is why I am not happy with seeing anything that is NOT a fluffy domestic shitfic that might have SOME depth to it
>>31499740
Fuck off. It's the only pairing with guz I don't like and y'all are acting like it's the only possibility when it's the worst one. There are way better possibilities that don't pair our boi with some shitty Gary stu asshat.
I've been enjoying guz a lot lately personally, if you think it's so shit then leave.
>>31499815
>he thinks i want domestic fluff
But anon, I'm only interested in porn fics.
I'm not even phased by the pedoshit, I'm just saying that that's what happens when you limit yourselves to one or two pairings. People run out of ideas and start scraping the bottom of the barrel.
Anyway here's some content while I shitpost.
>>31499815
B-but anything deeper than an established relationship puddle of acrid urine triggers me!!
>>31499895
Literally WHAT did you mean by that word vomit?
>>31499924
>I hate kukui so he's the only thing I don't ship Guzma with. He's a Gary Stu. And he's married.
That better for ya.
>>31499905
Is it any wonder that people ran out of ideas so fast when all people here could seem to write were the same blowjob scenes over and over again?
Also AUs are a better definition of bottom of the barrel scraping. At least we're still staying within the realm of canon for the most part.
>>31499984
Yes, but:
>And he's married
Enough with this meme. Shipping is a glorified game of pretend, and these aren't even real people, so sticking completely to canon is dumb.
>>31500058
See, the "Guzma commited suicide" part IS uncreative, in my opinion, because it feels like edgy middle school bullshit. The pedoshit could've actually been interesting.
>>31500107
Good point.Though I like AUs, sometimes.
>>31500132
I totally agree with you about the pedoshit. The suicide part was the only part I didn't like and I kind of wish it'd stop being perpetuated in the content we do get on the topic.
>>31500107
Where did this "everyone just writes blowjobs" meme come from? There was plenty of varied shit on here. I only remember one or two fics that focused on a blow job.
Reminder to fellow depressed /guz/ Anons.
Give me the most sinister looking Guzma you've got.
>>31501265
>>31500655
I think it had something to do with the Guzmaria fics? I noticed it a lot in the Nanu/Guzma ones though too.
>>31500158
AUs can be alright, but yeah, it's a very big sometimes. A lot of times it just comes off as someone wanting to write original fic, but they know no one would read it unless they slapped those characters in there (you can tell this when the characters are very OOC and it doesn't even fit with the setting). And then... we have the worst of the worst. See: Undertale fandom. Where AUs dominate everything and nobody even remembers why they liked the characters in the first place it seems like. I'm glad I never have to see fandom deteriorate that badly often.
>>31501484
Most of the Nanu/Guz ones include straight fucking. Fics having a blowjob doesn't make them just blowjob fics. It's popular foreplay.
>>31501564
What I mean is it's hardly just people writing "the same blowjob scene".
>>31501533
It's not always because of AUs, but eventually even fandom's fics devolve into fanon over canon. The difference between fics at the start of something and fics later is astounding.
Besides, why are AUs even brought up? I've seen almost know AU fic for Guzma.
>>31501586
*almost no
>>31501265
Closest I can find to sinister
>>31501586
Earlier I mentioned that AUs are 'scraping the bottom of the barrel' in terms of ideas, and that fics leaning toward disturbing content were not, that's why.
I haven't seen any either and I am very happy for that. I hope it stays that way.
>>31501533
Never played Undertale or even experienced the fandom from the outside, and with how many horror stories I've heard I'm glad that I didnt.
>>31500132
>>31500158
You know, I'm beginning to crave more content of Guzma getting manhandled by Kukui
>>31501265
I have more 'crazy' than sinister but here ya go anyways
>>31502285
There's not a lot of good Kukui/Guzma in general. I don't think any writefags here wrote it
It warms my little shipper heart that Guzma uses the dark type Z-crystal in the battle tree.
I have been plagued by sexual fantasies of Guzma from the moment he strolled across the bridge in Malie Garden. Since that encounter, my life has never known peace. The following day, snakes started manifesting in my house physically.
>>31492846
There's a discord?
>>31505428
this is really, really cute and i love it
>>31505237
Apparently. As keeps being mentioned. Though I've never seen it despite being accused of being the cancer that came from there.
>>31506237
that's because the admin went nuts and it died/turned into a non /guz/ server
>>31506360
Maybe someone else would be willing to make one and have a couple people to make sure it stays relatively on track? Dunno what the purpose of it would be though, really.
>>31506419
we already have this thread
even if it stops being a constant stream of threads every day or so i'm certain /guz/ will never really die
>>31506464
Yeah I'm pretty content with just these threads too. But I'm not a very talkative person.
>>31506464
That's a fair enough answer indeed. We can sit and chill and shit.
Can I join too?
>>31508275
Well of course
>>31506360
Wow. How did the admin go Nuts?
See this is why I avoid getting into tight knit groups. Shit always hits the fan somehow. Better to be freely wandering.
I want to________Guzma.
>>31508488
Uh... is this some sort of fill in the blank meme?
>>31508488have sex with
>>31508488aggressively cuddle
>>31508488
>>31483419I wanted him to get impregnated by a Golisopod.Belly Guzma. Ovi Guzma. The very thought. I can't. I'm gonna kill myself I'm so aroused.
>>31501423
>>31508745
ANON WHAT HAVE YOU DONE.
>>31501629
style reminds me of osmosis jones
>>31508805
It's the teeth, similar style the bad guy had
http://archiveofourown.org/works/9221054
Cute fic of Guzma and bugs, it's a bit older but I find it comfy.
>>31500132
>>31500171
What about the suicide part?
>>31493221
For the anon who ask for my Guzma folder
here you go
(P.S. For all of you's too)
http://pastebin.com/cLfM6YBG
(4chan thinks it's spam so sorry for the rabbit hole)
>>31511010
What? Why I don't like it?
It's because it annihilates any further chances for Guzma and Nanu to interact, right when it would be the most interesting FOR them to be interacting. (After Nanu learns, is horrified by, and simultaneously gets off on the fact Guzma was raped by his dad.)
>>31483376
guzma and all of team skull are a bunch of faggots getting cucked by lusamine, literally worst bad guy team in all of pokemon
>>31508761
I fail to see how the picture I posted has any correlation with that strange mpreg-fetish furry who wandered into our thread.
>>31512440
Cool. I think they're the best. I love them with all my heart. :)
They actually got me into pokemon.
>>31512096
Thank you!
>>31512471
cool you are also a cucked faggot
>>31512431
Guzma wasn't meant to be succesfull with his plans.
It was also just a possible scenario, which I've already examined in http://pastebin.com/HYE4wR40. The most important thing is Guzma going missing. He might just as well go looking for Bugs with Golisopod.
>>31512483
How does it feel to be so unhappy with your life?
>>31512499
Well as long as they still have potential for interaction and possibledisturbing sexI'm all for whatever.
I spent so long yesterday playing with Guzma in the battle tree... I actually dreamed about pokemon battles...
>>31483376
I wanted to fug all of the team grunt boys in the back rooms of that messy house. There was one asleep on a bed so I pulled out Rotom, removed his pants and took some pictures of his nuts as he slept. Then jizzed on his face and sneaked out. Was expecting to get raped by Guzma but we battled, I won and he ran off crying like a small girl.
>>31512656
I always thought it was cute there was one asleep just sprawled over two beds.
Also, cool bait.
>you will never be a team skull grunt
>you will never be taken completely off guard by guzma when he makes a proposition for casual hook-ups
>out of the sea of nameless grunts, he will never pick you
>you will never play it cool and agree, while dying on the inside 'cause you've crushed on him forever
>you will never have dirty quickies in darkened corners of the shady house with his hand pressed over your mouth so nobody hears
>after a few months of sporadic hook-ups, your boss will never invite you to his room for the first time
>he will never pull down the bandanna covering your face so he can see you properly
>guzma will never confess that he's falling for you and kiss you lightly on the lips while you spill your spaghetti harder than you ever have before
>>31512688
Fic WHEN?
>>31512688
The real question is,does the spaghetti have sauce on it
>>31512656
6.5/10, I sorta chortled
>>31513293
I'm lying I lol'd hard like a bitch
>>31513248
But of course, Anon.
>you will never taste guzmas sauce
I haven't been posting much, I got sick and then the winter sads snuck up on me. hard to draw when seasonally depressed but here's a blue grunt just for you, /guz/
>>31512579
I am actually not a real Guz/nanu fan, the idea for the fic was actually that nanu has unrequited feelings for Guzma, but he somehow can't really come to terms with it. That is why he masturbates to the tapes he gets ahold off when Guzma is missing.
His pedophillic tendencies with his feelings for Guzma crash and so does his brain as he is indeed aware that what he sees is terrible.
>>31513559
You gotta do what you gotta do to get better bruh. The grunt's a cutie tho. Hopefully you're feelin a bit better :]
>>31513584
That's really good actually. Would love to read it. Even if the feelings are never satisfied.
>>31512463
Wow, what a fucking killjoy you are.
>>31512463
Also "our" thread sweet Christ such fucking autism. Kill yourself.
>>31513851
>>31513950
?? Uh okay then.
>>31513851
>killjoy
How So?... don't tell me you're the furry.
>kill yourself
Don't worry it'll happen soon enough.
>>31513559
I will cherish him always.
>>31508745
It makes me sad that no one has drawn art or wrote fic about this yet
>>31514829
Pretty sure they're just being a couple of cunts, just hide the post and ignore them
>>31514891
Do it yourself then.
>>31515088
I'm shit at drawing and writing.
>>31512703
He looks so hot here, what the fuck.
>>31515910
commission it then
>>31516053
Gotta pay bills, anon.
>>31512096
>Gladion/Guzma pics
Aw yeah. Very nice. Very nice.
>>31516375
get a job then
>>31516485
How do you think I pay bills?
>>31516375
tough luck then
>>31516782
What do you have against me, anon?
>>31516818
Just an honest answer.
>>31516855
But you've been picking on me.
>>31514891
There's some belly/ovi Guz I've seen around desu I don't have it easily accessible since I'm not into it, but I have seen art for it.
>>31517594
wtf I swear I wrote "but" why the fuck did it change to desu
Image limit reached, who gonna make the next thread?
Also
>>31517548
It was me also.
Just felt like being a troll sorry.
>>31517548
I wasnt picking on you, I just gave you the one answer to commission it
>>31517648
I'll get it