Snek Saturday

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>>31476386
Nope!

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>>31476386
Yes

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Why is it so hard to find new art of sneks?

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Am I literally the only one here that views serperior as a bro instead of a waifu.

It's a hypocritical emperor snake people!

>>31476516
>look for serperior fanart
>half of it is vore
being a snekfag is suffering

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>>31476386

>tfw waifu Serperior but irl snakes scare me

>>31476669
I never really consider the gender of pokemon at all, pokemon are not for fug

>>31476669
>male serperior
Nice meme

>>31476669
I don't see it as a waifu but as a female more than a male for sure

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>>31476386
>>31476669
I don't care about gender, I will love my snek waifu

>>31476703
I've sadly had this problem with all of my favorite Pokemon

>>31476386
WHY COULDN'T YOU BE GRASS/DRAGON?!

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>>31476703
>>31476831
Sifting through a mountain of garbage fanart for the good stuff is how you prove your devotion to Serperior

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>>31476879
Here's a grass/dragon mega evolution for you.

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>>31476846
Ball pythons are adorable.

>>31476669
You see, when I got pokemon white and then got a snivy it was a female. From then on, I could never see it as a male

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>>31476846
>>31476854
>>31476866
>>31476926
Post more snakes.

>>31476936
Mai brother!

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>>31477006
I love this ship

Please post more

>>31477134
me irl

>>31476936
The first time I picked Pokémon Black my Snivy was a female. Yet, my SM bro is a male and I can totally assimilate it. Then again, you are one of those degenerates who picked White, so...

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Who's your favorite noodle, /vp/?

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hail fug

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>>31476903
That's a chimera, not a snek.

>>31477805
E. All of the above

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>>31477805

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>>31477805

Royal Snek

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>>31476386
Mmm...

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>>31479478
Fuck off Illias

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>tfw no minisnaek pet

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>>31479947
I'd much rather have a full-size snek, for the purpose of coily cuddles and such.

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>This will never be scanned or translated
It hurts

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Yes

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>>31476386

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>>31481118
>Best Snek Couple

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>>31481139

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They give such good hugs.

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>>31481208
The best.

>you will never smoke pot and get naked with your beloved serperior

>>31476879
Because it's not even in the Dragon egg group.

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>>31481208
>>31481291
A bit too tight if you ask me.

>>31481291
I want to cuddle, not broken ribs.

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>>31476516
It finds you when you're not looking.

>ywn have an overly affectionate serperior who has a penchant for coiling around you at highly inopportune times and always seems to keep you wrapped up for just slightly too long

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>>31476669
I've noticed that a lot of Japanese art portrays Serperior as female, while a lot of Western art typically has it as male. Cultural differences I guess? though I prefer the jap interpretation myself.

>>31482471
Man, this hurts. I wish I had a snek to give me hugs like that. But instead, all I can do is put it on my ever growing list of comfy things I'll never get to experience.

>>31481291
Delet

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Afro snake (sorry for the small pic)

>>31476669
serperior is my favourite pokemon and a total sis. waifufags weird me out and should die in a fire

>>31484461
Fuck off, grill. Let your "sis" stick her whole body inside your cunt and out of your mouth again.

Serp is mai waifu.

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that serp is my sis doesn't mean i'm a girl you retard.

>>31476831
>>31484461
>>31482654
>>31476936

now that I've seen all this art of serperior, I can see why it's normally viewed as female which I'm perfectly fine with.

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>>31484584

>unedited version

DELETE THIS

>>31484584
Oh, I forgot - you might as well be a faggot....

>>31484762
says the furry

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Bump

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shy snek

>>31484584
Flygon getting shit is the most satisfying thing in the universe

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what's underneath the banana peel of a serperior anyway?

>>31485788

There's this picture I normally see on snake threads that shows a serperior without its coat and it looks a lot like dragonair

I wish I had the pic tho

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shiny snek a best

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>>31476386
WE HAVE TO GO...

THICCER!

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>>31486980
HNNNNNNNG

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>>31486997
TEST INTENSIFIES!

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>>31486685
Spoilered because of lewd

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>>31482272

You don't deserve bestsnake's attention if you aren't willing to have every bone in your body shattered by it.

>>31487368
oh yes that's definitely it. Thanks anon

saved

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>>31484716
Never fear. I recently took that gif and edited it myself, because I couldn't find the version that had already been edited, and I much prefer the edited version to the unedited. Here you go.

Bampu

>tfw I thought Snivy was an abortion for the longest time and now I want a snek for my snug team
please end my suffering

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>>31489854
Why didn't you like snivy?

>>31482471
>>31483021
i'd love snek hugs, but since i kept a snake myself for a few years, i don't think i'd ever be able to unlearn the "danger" reaction when it comes to snakes and their eating behaviour, even for a sentient one.

>>31490059
case in point, this >>31484584

>>31490059
I've never owned a snake. By "danger reaction", do you mean the fear that a Serperior sized snake might give into its predator instincts and squeeze you to death while it's got you coiled up?
That's definitely a risk, I'd say. Like the anon above me said, it might end up like that Serperior/Flygon gif where it gets eaten alive. But then again, it could also turn out less violently, like >>31488189 instead.
All things considered, I don't know if I'd risk it in real life. I can do without a hug if it means I don't put myself at risk like that.

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>ywn have a qt noodle that gets flustered and upset when you call her a "bulky water type"

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>>31490423
That's why you wouldn't let it coil around you unless it trusts you a lot.
A not trained one would do so only to try to show you who's in charge.

That's why you should not train a Serperior unless you got at least 4 badges. Trust after respect.

>>31489967
I think the simple and kind of angular theme of its design rubs me the wrong way a little and it felt hard to envision in a 3D space, but the art made it grow on me

I want to say the eyes were a little oversized too but like I have a lot of favorites with retardedly large eyes so ???

>>31484584
Everytime I watch this .gif I make sport out of waiting in anticipation to see if it's the version with vore or not.

>>31490059
What would you even feed a serperior?

>>31490693
well, i don't know if trainers are allowed to consider certain species "feeder pokemon" like mice and rats for real snakes, but there are special sausages you can buy from some pet food providers for snakes, so maybe those?

honestly, the logistics of feeding larger pokemon are probably rather tricky, especially big eaters.

>>31490833
Like >>31487019 ?

>>31490877
yeah yeah, thek snek

Are Dragonair and Milotic sneks? If so, I've got some pics for yall

>>31491009
>Are Dragonair and Milotic sneks?
Water sneks if you like. Drop everything you got.

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>>31491033
Alright...let it begin

I love serperior so much but it triggers me that it doesn't have a Y-shaped tongue like snakes are supposed to.

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Ok, I'm going to move on to Dragonair now.

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Alright, last pic for now. Hope yall enjoy the water snek pics.

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>>31490537

It's nice when you aren't entirely sure whether you're going to become a belly bulge or not, isn't it?

>>31490693
Well it's a grass type, so I guess it just needs to do photosynthesis

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>>31476386
You people should do this more often. I adore serperior and I am always happy to show it.

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>>31492207

Surely you can create threads too if you adore bestsnake as well.

>>31492207

Well our fellow snakes do get their own thread every Saturday so feel free to join in weekly

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>>31492375

At least bump with content.

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Someone always has to ruin it.

>>31492406
What is going on in this pic?

>>31492155
it's also a reptile, so it probably needs solid food as well

>>31491210
>>31491228
>>31491252
man, i don't mind dragonite, but dragonair's design is so pretty before it evolves

>>31492547
This desu
Should've just given Dragonite its own line and then keep Dragonair two-stages

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>>31492526
Maybe not. Reptiles are the undisputed kings of energy efficiency. They don't spend energy in keeping their blood hot as mammals do.

That's why they suffer in cold areas.

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>>31492490

Grass snake doesn't like ice cream, it's too cold.

>>31492678
well, i guess. sunbathing would serve a double purpose of warming up the grass snek and also feeding it, with time spent burrowed to absorb nutrients

it probably still eats the occasional regional rodent to supplement that, though

boop

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kissu

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She's a big snek.

>>31494704
for you

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This thing is so elegant. I like it a lot.

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Ah, it's nice to find a thread with good taste.

>Not a single post about Arbok.

I'm not mad, just disappointed.

>>31495457
Post Arbok if you want, nobody is stopping you.

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>>31495457
just for you

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>>31491854
>ywn let your snek devour you slowly
>ywn watch its adorable snoot gradually glide up your legs, waist, and chest, gulp by gulp
>ywn tilt your head back to watch the world vanish through its closing jaws
>ywn call it back into its pokeball from around you
>ywn later cuddle with your snek, resting in its cozy coils

>>31495616
kys

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>>31477128
>>31480244
>>31495616

>>31495513
What a weirdo. He probably visits pokemon /trash/ very often.

Not that I mind much.

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>>31494704

But not big enough.

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>>31497983
Now?

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>>31498357

Better, even if you keep posting the smaller version for some reason.

Still not big enough, though.

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livinlovindude made another snek image
I did the obvious thing to it

>>31499045
Don't.

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>>31498379
I couldn't find anything bigger without going into inflation territory, but I did find this.

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>>31499581

Snake maids are the best kind of maids.

There's also nothing wrong with inflation if it's done correctly.

>>31499160
Don't what?

>>31500988
I guessing it's referring to the artwork the artist makes

>>31501204
I like LLD. Their artstyle is cute.
It doesn't work well when they try to do lewd things, and their vore stuff is getting kinda boring, but I like a lot of the stuff they do that doesn't fall into those categories. Especially adorable sneks.

>>31492678
>>31492155
Well I mean, humans can absoultely subsist off of bread and water, but that doesn't mean we should only eat what keeps us alive. I'd imagine some grass types like Chikorita or Lilligant can survive off of only photosynthesis, but something that's clearly a predator like Serperior would definitely partake in hunting Patrats and the like.

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>>31503164

Only the fattest, juiciest ones for queensnake.

>>31503164
Pokemon, a rated E game, does not contain any eating of living creatures, except for when team rocket tries it.

>>31503328
Sure, kid.

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>>31503356

Don't reply to bait.

>>31503164
And Trainers. Who knows what might happen when you lose all your Pokemon to defend you and "black out"?

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>>31503879

They become part of fatsnake's bulging coils, that's what happens.

>>31504320
>tfw never ever

good night snek thred

>>31504555
>ywn curl up underneath a tree with your snake and doze off safely in its coils

Why live?

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>>31503164
>>31503226
>>31503328
>>31503879
What does water noodle eat?

>>31506913
Pokebeans of course.

>>31507540
or berries
or pokeblocks
or poffins
or muffins

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why are sneks so comfy?

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>>31508131
Because sneks are for coily snugs.

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>>31508301
true that

>>31506913
Zooplankton and smaller fish. Or what >>31507540 and >>31507569 said.

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>>31508301

I'm envious of whoever got to enjoy this first person view.

>>31477805
my low dick

>>31509615
Beautiful.