Story Time Thread

>>31449064
>be 10 years old currently sitting for english exam
>saw teacher went out of class
>took out the gameboy that I sneaked in and played pokemon gold for a while
>catch a shuckle
>teacher comes in and saw me playing
>she confiscate my gameboy
>mfw I have no face

>Be me
>playing yellow version in school
>teacher sees me
>anon, gameboys aren't allowed in school
>swallow gameboy
>checkmate

>Be me
>Go to veepee on 4chin
>Se Story Time Thread
>"Oh boy I wonder what anon will be storytiming"
>It's a shitty greentext thread

>be me
>5 years old
>pokeman emerad
>feels good
>poket mom diman
>feels gooder
>keep getting every new game on release day
>discover competitive
>pokemon showdown
>ladder
>l a d d e r
>fail at ladder
>become dedicated to ladder tryhadery forever

>>31449064

Go to the spot until you would be directly in front of the next trainer if you went up.
It's always a direct line

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>teenager when ruby comes out
>hunting for shelgon
>learn to find bagon in meteor falls
>hear he evolves at lvl 30
>first one i find is 31
>freak out, thinking it won't evolve
>spend the next hour looking for a female
>breed them so i can start fresh with a new bagon
>hatching eggs outside daycare
>accidentally walk into grass several times
>"oh well, i'll just kill the pokemon"
>bagon levels up
>mfw he evolves

>2005
>fucking around ina local internet cafe
>google pokemon
>image of jirachi pops up
>lol wtf is this shit
>found out later that it was pokemon gen 3
>I honestly thought they stopped at 2
>immediately bought a gba with ruby cartridge and never regret it

Actual true story, I don't blame you if you don't believe me.

>be me
>buy leafgreen online
>start playing
>shiny Rattata near Viridian
>hype
>catch it, decide to transfer to my HGSS game
>save game, try to connect
>can't, turn game on and off
>save file corrupted
>leafgreen is a shitty bootleg fake
>my shiny!!
>become delirious
>I'll check in HGSS, it'll be near Viridian
>search the grass like a crazy person
>about 20 Rattatas in, a shiny
>he came back to me!

So yeah, the odds of that occurring were so small. But it happened! Still left on my HGSS game.

>Drive brother to TCG league
>I only do Videogame
>Some kid sees I have a Lucario and ask for it
>Let him know I could hatch some new ones for them
>Kid flips his shit and starts shouting at everyone
>"THIS DUDES GOT LUCARIOS HES GIVING AWAY!"
>5 filthy children gather around and start asking for trades
>They keep offering shitmon and trying to pass it off as if its a really good trade
>I dont care really. Just annoyed they think theyre being slick
>Lucario egg hatches.
>Shiny
>Kids go ballistic demanding it. Try passing off more shitmon for it
>I keep it of course and give them nonshiny
>Next few times I go back, I use it to beat the shit out of kids using Nothing but Legendary teams

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>>31449064
>playing silver when it first came out
>using only my starter chikorita
>make it to ice path
>meganium somehow in the 70's
>can't figure out the big sliding puzzle
>say fuck it and start over
>eventually make it back to ice path
>clear the dungeon effortlessly first try without pause
>spend the rest of my time playing gen 2 wondering how the fuck did I get my starter in the fucking 70's pre kanto.

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>Be me
>be 2012
>have 40€
>bored
>buy Black 2 because Black 1 was cool
>Think i wasted my money halfway through
>regret
>started to replay Black 2 a few days ago
>suddenly no regrets
>mfw looking at this thread

I have two that I'm fond of.

>be me
>be babysitting a roommates kid while playing Pokemon Black
>the kid has only collected cards, never played a game
>he mentions liking Zorua because of a card
>decide to show him Zoroark through using it in battle with its ability
>the kid is awestruck and says that was awesome.
>I tell him if he ever gets Pokemon Black or White we can play together and I'll breed him a Zorua so he can use it in his run.
>quite literally the next day I come home from running errands to babysit, he has Pokemon Black and is playing it.
>he chose Tepig as his starter and named it Flamey.
>I breed up a quick Zorua egg and let him hatch it so he can nickname it
>he nicknames it Foxface
>we have a blast trading and battling and even did the entralink, Xtransceiver, and battle subway together
>fast forward a few months
>his birthday is close and the county fair is in town
>I go and check out the nip booths
>seen a bunch of Gen 5 starter backpack plushies
>immediately buy a Tepig for the kid and Oshawott for myself
>surprise him when I get home
>he's happier than Fuck and we play battle with the plushies
>eventually I have to move and we have one last bout of trading and battling etc before I go.

Next story will be in my next post.

>>31451157
Update anon?

>>31451157

>I go to the doctor for a check up around the time XY come out
>play X while I wait
>a kid is hovering over my shoulder, watching me play
>finally he asks "Hey is that Pokemon?"
>I look up at him and nod before offering the 3ds to him
> "Yeah. Do you feel like finishing this battle for me?"
>his eyes practically light up and I watch him play
>he's loving the game, especially the mega revolutions
>he says he collects the cards and has one game, Pearl, that he's stuck on and forgot at home
>he's stuck on Fantina, so I give him some tips for later
>we play until I'm called in
>when I come out the kid is gone

I never got his name, but hopefully playing some Pokemon made him a little less nervous for his doctor's visit. Also I hope he manage to get passed Fantina and beat the game.

>>31451392
Meant to type mega evolutions.

Day I beat Cynthia for the first time
First time I played DPPT I gave up because i was a clueless middle school...kid, who didn't know how to read text.

Lose the diamond game
Buy a new Pearl copy last year, decide to try again
Get really far, and make it to the champion for the first time.
Hype as fuck

Here's how it went.

>Spiritomb vs my Luxray
>Crunched to death, not reallly that hard.
>Next comes out Roserade
>Infernape rapes it
>Gastrodon now, send out Ambipom with grass knot
>Ambipom has technician
>Gastrodon raped
>This shit's too easy
>Garchomp
>FUCK
>Ambipom, Luxray and Floatzel stood no chance
>Decide to send out Infernape
>Bro gets Raped
>FUCK FUCK
>Only have Staraptor
>Revive Infernape
>Pretty much stall Cynthia with full restores
>Staraptor fianlly takes down the chomp
with a crit hit from Brave bird
>ICANDOTHIS
>Staraptor killed by Milotic
>Nofuckfuck
>no healing items, no revives, once infernape at half health gets taken out, its over.
>I BELIEVE
>Infernape vs Milotic
>Milotic used mirror coat
>Infernape used CLose bombat
>MFW
>Milotic KO'd
>Lucario is last one
>I believe in my bro, we're both at half HP
>Foe Lucario used Aura Sphere (I think)
>MISSED
>ISTHISHAPPENING
>Infernape used Close combat!
>Sweet victory that 12 year old me didn't get, took 9 years but i finally deed it

>>31449211
>5 years old
>emerald
Must suck not having a real childhood

>>31449397
I believe you anon. Something similar happened to me, I got a shiny Klink in a copy of White 2 that I lost. After I bought another copy, I found ANOTHER shiny Klink in the same place.

>>31449455
but was the lucario proud of its power?

>>31451392
>>31451157
You're a nice guy. Too bad kids where I live don't usually have handhelds because they're too expensive, otherwise I'm sure I'd had a lot of fun playing with my little cousins

>>31451612
Mirror Coat is a minus priority move. You would have never seen that textbox
Aura Sphere never misses

>>31451157
I didn't want those feels

I just remember how I cried when couldn't find the HM Cut for weeks in blue versión. I was about 5 years old.

>>31449397
That's really cool, anon. I'd like that the pokemon I caught in emulators came back to me in the actual games.

>>31452591
Use PKHeX to inject them lol

>>31451612
>aura sphere
>missing

>be 5 playing my brother's hand me down blue game
>he probably helped me a shit load but team is a blastoise,clefable,jolteon,pidgeot, and probably other shit I can't recall
>get to victory road and moltres
>was so dumb back then that I thought you had to catch it to move on
>stuck on it for weeks
>then brother started the game over
>fuck
When the game rereleased I killed that son of a bitch. Felt good.

>be me
>in a Draft League
>getting fucked in Week 2
>Send out Alolatales
>Blizzard freezes Mega Audino
>kills Mega Audino next
>Scarf so kills Thundurus
>Swap to Ambi to reset Hail after it dies
>Blizzard freezes Skarmory
>kill Skarmory next
>finish it by killing Sneasel whose ice shard does basically nothing.

Feels good man.

>>31449064
>be me
>7 years old
>play pokemon blue
>speeding through
>cant go past the old man before viridian forest
>takes me hours and hours and hours, already was given oaks parcel and forgot about it due to rapidly pressing A
>go back to every single house and eventually the lab
>go into the dark cave east of cerulean city
>no flash, takes me hours of navigating along the walls and guessing
>get up to the last badge on cinnibar
>can't figure out where it is at all
>have nightmares/dreams for a week about where this badge is
>finally fucking look at the town map after so long and realize to surf south of pallet town

>>31451612
>12 years old
>DPPt
Underage please---
>DP came out over 10 years ago
Help... please help

My first game was gold, but the cartridge was broken so I couldn't save, and had to finish the game on one set of batteries. I never really enjoyed that game, because I never had time to experiment enough..

>>31453363
>kids who were 8 when DP released are 18 now

really makes you think about killing yourself

Sapphire was 7 year old me's first ever videogame

>only level starter
>by e4 lv70 sceptile and 5 other lv20-30 shitmons
>make it past drake by grace of god
>blow literally my entire potion supply on him
>steven's skarmory solos entire team

Might have made it if I was playing emerald and faced off against wallace desu.