ITT: gen 8 is in africa

>>31448026
I would prefer the Middle East, but anything is better than Europe's blandness.

>>31448026
It's okay. Better than anything based in Europe and USA save Hawaii. Look at XY and BW/B2W2– bland, boring, and shit.

>>31448026
India

WE WUZ GYM LEADERS AND SHIT

>>31448058
yo wtf xy was a terrible game but running around kalos was fun and shit was well designed n fancy as well fuck you

>>31448026
>Kalos
>worst gen ever
>Unova
>blandest region
>Alola
>tiny little islands

Only Egypt can save this series.

>>31448040
>kujata and bahamut legendary
>literally my mom's kabbalah as the mega-fug tier legendary
>at least one gym/trial leader with that sweet mesopotamian beard
Sign me up

>>31448150
>region based on egypt
>cofagrigus and lucario aren't in the regional dex because game freak logic

I guarantee you this will happen.

>>31448058
>Europe and USA are one country

>>31448026
would never happen.
do you realize how much controversy that would bear for Nintendo and Game Freak. all the SJWfags would jump on that shit.

case in point: Remember how they replaced Brock in the anime series with Tracey once they realized the franchise went global. the reason was that Brock's eyes were a racial stereotype. true story.

>>31448189
Bahamuth legemdary is already done bro

>>31448193
I wouldn't be surprised desu

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>>31448189
>arabian princess and princes
>top tier husbandos and waifus
>awesome middle eastern influenced music with backing vocals featuring Shakira

Give me what I need GF

>>31448193
>gamefreak
>not shoving Lucario up your ass at every opportunity

Sure.

>>31448248
Groudon es Behemot, not Bahamut.
Behemot is grouped with Leviathan (Kyogre) and Ziz (Rayquaza).
Bahamut doesn't have anything to do with them. Just the name being almost the same.

>>31448040
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Md6q9EYsbAM

WE WUZ ELITE FO 'N SHIT

>>31448224
Then they brought him back once they realised no one gave a shit.

>>31448026

Well I mean there's some interesting locations and pokemon you could create from local animals. It's honestly not a bad idea.

I mean, I would like a proper elephant pokemon.

>>31448207
I did not imply that, bitch.

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>>31448715
>Alolan Raichu's nemesis

>i'm sorry, I can't give you a starter pokemon. They all starved to death.

>>31448040
>pick female trainer
>get stoned

>>31448758
at least we will look like a ninja

>>31448758
>women gets stoned for existing

>>31448751
>the whole african continent is poor

This is why people hate americans.

>>31448783
females are not under allah allowed to own their own pokemon, it is haram.

Epic racism, bros.

>>31448846
Interesting claim, but I'm not seeing any dalil to support your hukum

>>31448853
epic autism sis

>>31448783
>the whole african continent is poor

Well. Yeah. They are.

That will be the only pokemon game where you get shot by a warlord

>>31448962

There's like 1 or 2 countries that are doing super well financially like Botswana, but even that place has the AIDS epidemic problem

>>31448965
As opposed to the American region where everyone shoot each other.

>>31448981
>super well financially.

No, not really. Maybe like top 50 in the world, but not top 30 or anything.

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>>31448993
Ghetsis is too cool for guns.

>>31448193
spearow and fearow are absolutely going to be in that dex, though, because GF can't get enough of them

>>31448993
Only our African descendents are really killing each other.

>>31449046

When you consider how they were doing only like 60 years ago, they're doing quite well for themselves

>>31449106
That's because unlike the majority of Africa where they gained independece through fighting and thus got stuck with warlords in charge and have been dealing with the consequences of that to this day, the 3 tribal kings that ruled over Botswana went to London and made a formal appeal for independence to Parliament. And it worked, Parliament said yes.

>>31448751
Can't I have the player character be an Afrikaner so they have rich white people monies and live in a developed city based on Johannesburg's affluent areas? The other parts of the region could have gym leader analogues be warlords and you take their leadership from defeating them, like Sengoku-based games but with Tetse flies and Impalas.

>gen 8
>game set in sub-Saharan Africa
>main characters are black
>professor is black
>seven of eight gym leaders are black
>/vp/ will complain about the game forever but still buy it

>>31449266
Nah, there would at least be:
>Morocco gym leader
>Egyptian gym leader
>Dutch gym leader
>Chinese Migrant gym leader

Probably less, since there would also be Japanese NPCs and possibly a king from another region as the leader of the largest evil team in the region, using the local Pokemon to mine diamonds

Egypt would be a pretty great region to be honest.

>legendaries based on egyptian gods
>the villain is a pharaoh-looking guy who believes himself to be Arceus reincarnated,

Kalos and Alola were basically already like being in Africa so whatever

African region might mean we got lots of Pokes with high speed at least
probably low SpA tho

>>31449383
>see a single black person
>"It's practically Africa!"
wew

>>31449400
That's one too many already.

>>31448783
You act as if either of those statements were untrue.

>>31449375
>>legendaries based on egyptian gods
More like Atzec gods based on the precedent of previous games

>>31448026
>MFW we get to see Unovan soldiers stationed their

>>31448783
While there's a few areas improving economically, and some doing pretty good (all things considered), Africa is largely impoverished, particularly the middle part of the continent.

Women don't get stoned everywhere, obviously, that's mostly a thing in the northern part, the rest is just rape.

>>31449068
Fuck Psyduck and Golduck so much, the little shits are useless, at least Magnezone and Crobat are good.

>>31449569
The northern part is muslim, though...

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>Arabian region
>Every pokemon learns Self-Destruct

>New region variety muk's pokedex says it spreads AIDS

>that one garbage bag pokemon everywhere

>elite 4 has been disbanned due to outbreaks of ebola on victory road

>gym leaders are all primapes who can speak english

Great game concept, OP.

>Champion Is Kony who uses child slaves instead of Pokemo

>Pick tepig
>meat is haram
>get stoned


>PokeAids instead of Pokerus

>>31449592
Kek'ed out loud

>>31449592
>obligatory starter battle with rival
>selfdestruct

>hey anon let me teach you how to catch a pokemon
>selfdestruct

>capturing legendary
>selfdestruct

>>31449586
That's what I said.

>>31449819
Oh. I thought you were going with the #notallmuslims angle.

would an african region bring us a bunch of pre-evo Pokemon to go alongside the pre-evo humans?

>>31448040
You must be a dumb muslim.

>>31449946
Come on yurop, you could at least put some effort into your insults.

>>31448783
>implying i'm american

The whole world considers africa a shithole. Fucking spoiler.

>>31448026
WE

>>31450064
HAVE

>the only pokemon is a mosquito with poison moves
>there are no antidotes

>>31450088
the evil team goes around infecting pokemon with it on purpose because they think it'll cure the mosquitos they own

or something

>>31449939
maybe they could have caves that show paintings of people battling with various fossil pokemon, or even a rock/ghost type that has a cave painting motif

>>31449939
so a pre-evo for cyndaquil line?

>>31448026
WE

>>31449996
>amerishart

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>>31449336
>since there would also be Japanese NPCs

You'll be a kid who just moved from Kanto region and everyone will want to suck your dick, and gush about how cool kanto, all the male npcs with have boring designs while all the females will have effort put into their design. The one obvious black girl will be the subject of "is she black?" discussions for months after the games release, and some white girl will be the focus of the plot. Also the main villain plot will have nothing to do with the region nor its local legends and legendaries.

It'll basically be sun/moon 2.

>>31448026
>for some reason theres a bunch of japanese places
>starters are all monkeys based off tribal myth

>>31450107
>evil team goes around "doing stuff" to people's pokemon with their own, because they believe it will cure theirs

>>31450639
Is this a metaphor for colonialism and tourism?

>>31448040
If they can't even own dogs how are they supposed to own Pokemon?

A Anansi inspired bug legendary would be cool. But I can't help but imagine how unbearable it would be to browse /vp/ if there was ano African inspired region.

>>31448193
>rotom isn't in alola dex
>bellossom isn't
>solrock and lunatone aren't
I agree with you but lucario sure is gonna fucking be there.

>>31449046
>Maybe like top 50 in the world
No, and they're not even in the top 100 in HDI. Botswana doing well is a fucking meme.

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Whiteys back at it again with WE WUZ THE MASTA RACE AND SHIT.

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>>31450733
>niggs still this mad at their inferiority

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A Pokémon game set in the African Great Lakes area could be pretty cool, but
>tumblr will either complain that there aren't enough black people or praise the game 10/10 just because there are black people
>4chan will complain about black people either way
>80% of the Pokédex will be reserved for Pokémon we've seen for twenty years
>the only fleshed-out city will be whatever resort town Junichi Masuda manages to find
>boring-ass geography because nobody at Game Freak is creative with maps
>mfw

>>31451000
Oh, I forgot
>game finally available in Russian

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>>31450680

>noggistan

>>31448058
>Kalos
>bland
Time to neck yourself,pham.

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>The evil team is based off Senegal and ECOWAS
>The champion is based off Eternal God Jammeh

>>31449626
>gym leaders are all primapes who can speak english
>"I mastered Iron Tail without a tail! And do you know what that means?

>>31448705
pretty much what happened, yeah.

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>tfw still waiting for a mexico or egypt based region.

>>31448026
A region based off of South Africa or Egypt could be cool

>>31451310
>supporting a dictator because someone got repeating sevens
for what purpose

>>31451518
What DOES it mean?

There's a lot of cool Pokemon they could make from an Africa-based region

>tfw secretary bird, dung beetle, lungfish, and okapi Pokemon
I NEED IT

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>>31450088
>Mosquito Mon with Corrosion 2.0
>Makes poison uncurable and Poison attacks hit for nuetral damage on Steel.
>55
>120
>60
>119
>60
>101

>>31448715
>What's a Donphan

>>31450733
>nigger angry that his shitty race is inferior
>>>/t/umblr

>>31456065
>proper

>>31449681
>are you a boy or a girl?
>selfdestruct

>game in Egypt
>legendary Pokémon are just the Yu-Gi-Oh God monsters and Exodia

>>31456065

That's why I said a proper elephant

I dont get why american police hate nigga.

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>>31456289
>mfw the legendaries are actual Yu-Gi-Oh cards

>>31448026
Which part of Africa anon?

>>31450711
Rotom isn't in the dex because kukui fixed it so it wouldn't be a long entry on how totally awesome rotom is.

>>31448363
No one wants gogoat fucking shitskins.

>>31456035
>ice/bug dung beetle with a snowball like in animal crossing
Mite be cool

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>>31450056
sudamerican here confirming

>>31456196
if we are going to have someday litaraly my mom's elephant, it should be weak to electric moves

>>31448224
if they base on south africa can work, as its mostly a neutral country

>>31450127
>or even a rock/ghost type that has a cave painting motif

gprluk, the ghost/ground pkm says hi

>>31458909
Hold on your horses there Edison