Why is Chicken-chan crying?

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BECAUSE POKEBANK STILL ISN'T OUT

>>31439333

You took her trips

she found out she's not the canon MC

>>31439333
She's an idiot

You were too rough last night

>>31439333
because I broke her hymen with my massive gorilla cock without her consent

>>31440267
Gorilla penii are around 1-2 inches long

>>31440267
>>31440324
lol it's true, gorilla dicks are fucking tiny

the largest primate cocks, both in relative and absolute terms, are humans'

>>31439333
She lost a Pokémon battle.

>>31439333
that's not chicken chan

chicken chan is only capable of this expression:

o ͜ o

>>31439333
immigrats

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Because of this
http://pastebin.com/DQDLW3Rr

Because we've been spreading rumors about her being gay

>>31440333
Feels good to have a big 7" dick to make all other primates insecure and jealous.

>>31439333
Because faggots on the internet keep forcing her into a homosexual relationship with another girl that is also hetero.

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>>31440974
god please no

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>>31440974

>>31439366
Why do you always try to shitpost with this?

>>31441870
Why are you in this board? Go bitch about akemi in /a/. I'm sure he'd love the attention. Or go bitch about how the mods are always against you.