/guz/ Team Skull/Po Town General: Samurai Edition

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first for scaring a kid

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Guz-ma
Guzz-lord

Coincidence???

>>31439401
Stop.

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>>31439401

>>31439401
thanks anon this is my fetish

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>>31439220
>brownwashing Guzma

>>31439578
get over it

>>31439401
100% good content indeed

>>31439607
stop responding to yourself

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>>31439438
>guzma will never put you over his knee
>he will never spank your bare ass and leave big red hand prints on your skin while you quiver with tears in your eyes, overcome by the intermingling of pleasure and pain
>he will never sigh before gently gathering you up into his lap, calling you a stupid kid while he wipes away your tears
>you will never enjoy a tender moment with guzma, wherein you promise you'll do better next time
>you will never keep messing up on purpose so that he'll discipline you again
>you will never find out that he's secretly into it too when you feel his erect cock nudging your hip

>>31439578
on all levels except the physical he's already a nigger

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>>31439466
>>31439607
I don't like that size, but chubby is Guzma is gold

This is now a GuzNanu thread. Post your best stuff.

>>31440031
All I have is nsfw

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>>31440075
Crop and post. Come on get with it.

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>>31439674

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>>31440094
Sauce me up, senpai.

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>>31440094

>>31440238
Okay but I wanna see the rest

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Combo breaker...?

>>31439401
WHY

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Huh... I have no more sfw GuzNanu sadly. Enjoy this closeup of Guzma's arm instead.

>>31440746

Typical Deviantart fetish material. I see nothing to be shocked about here. Carry on.

>>31440746
Because we have a faggot anon that likes to post garbage.

>>31440772
I think they honestly believe they're going to kill these threads by doing so. lol.

Good luck, buddy.

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I want more weirdly suggestive Guzma posing with his bugs.

>>31439307
I'm so glad someone GIF'd this part. It made me cackle so loud

>>31439722
Tumblr bait.

>>31440864
explain

>>31440876

Tumblr will make everything fat and trans no exceptions.

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>>31440924
It's not about body positivity, it's about a cute gut

>>31440924
people just want cute chub on guzma you're overthinking it.

>>31440703
This had a fic right?

>>31440973
Sure.

>>31441124
Ye, somewhere on ao3 I'm pretty sure. I'm lazy rn but it shouldn't be hard for me to find if ya need a link or somethin.

>>31441324

Anons be even lazier. There's only one page of GuzNanu fics. They can find it if they really want to.

>>31441496
I was trying to remember if that was the pic that had a fic or not before I looked for anything.

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What would be more appealing to balltists on the GTS? Snivys in Love Balls or Friend Balls?

Friend Ball fits it better but Love Balls seem to be exceedingly popular.

>>31442341
I'm so sexually frustrated by this picture

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>>31439307

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they cute

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>>31439674
Why live

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>>31440966
This is actually really hot to me... I want to rub his hairy belly...

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>>31439578
His mom, or grandma, is brown... While he is light-skinned he's definitely not white like Lusamine/Lillie/Gladion/etc for example.

>>31443261
And he spends most of his time outside. I imagine he gets a lot of sun.

>>31443261
>>31443308
This is very autistic of me but I like to imagine that Guzma's half Pokejap. His dad is light skinned, and he gives you a Dawn Stone from "his first win" which hints at him winning a Johto Bug Catching Contest. My headcannon (for lack of a better word) is that his dad is from Johto and Guzma was born there, while his mom is native Alolan, and they moved there sometime when he was young.

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>>31443885
I'm going to take it a step further and say that while I accept your theory - the dad we see isn't Guzma's biological dad... Giovanni is. Guzma's dad suspects Guzma isn't his biological son which may have contributed to his presumed abusive childhood. The Alola region seems like a good place for a mob boss to go for a vacation and have sex with the local women...

>>31444041
I don't see a resemblance between them personally.
Guzma has a longer chin, a larger nose, and thicker eyebrows.

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>>31444088
I know he doesn't look like a Giovanni clone, but when envisioning him without the white hair is what makes me think there's a resemblance. But that's just me.

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How tall is Guzma

>>31445012
like 6ft 4inches I think

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>>31439674
fic when

>>31439500
Ewww

>>31439500
Get 666bot outta here man

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hes a pretty hip guy

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>>31445089
Nice

I liked having my character talk to him just to see that size difference when he towers over my character as he leans down real close to my character's face that's some good shit right here

>>31445130
who?

>>31445130
Why? Spill the tea

>>31440749
dam he got the gains wtf
he could break my neck with his arm


...and i am open to it, just like all of you fucks

>>31445130
Tell us the dirty deets

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slay me daddy

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>>31447674
This is why I get up in the morning

>>31448638
Sweet Jesus this picture always does me in UNF D A D D Y

/guz/'s actual theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eGUsqIPurNQ

>>31446169
Yeah honestly. I can't take people who think he'd be even the tiniest bit out of shape seriously at all. Plus, all that squatting; dude's gotta have the best ass in Alola. 10/10 grunts would agree.

But fetishists gonna fetish.

>>31450741
CUTE

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Kahili's the new leader now.

>>31452610
Who

>>31452610
Go away faggot.

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in one word tell us why you love guzma

>>31439220

I just noticed what this picture was meant to be

Hah

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>>31453602
S Q U A T S

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>tfw no small, post-game scene with guzma that happens sporadically when you buy a drink at the café
>tfw you will never sip a mug of hot tapu cocoa with guzma

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>>31453602
BULLY

>>31452610
>not dressed like a bird

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>>31453602
BUGSSSSS

>>31453602
Everything.

>>31439220
Is there any art of Guzma carrying Lusamine in some way?

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>>31453602
Cuddles

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>>31456709

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>>31457135
Imagine a threesome with Guzma and Buzzwole

>>31457174
I don't think I want this....

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>>31453602
hands

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>>31453602
Big

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>>31439401

>>31457135
blessed image

>>31457135
>>31457174
...you made this a cursed image

You are all a bunch of faggots

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can you imagine how big he could get if he was fully hard?
he'd rip you in half

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>>31457517

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>>31457517
yep
and i'd thank him

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>>31457313
Now imagine him fisting you

>>31457517
I want his monster cock inside me

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>>31457976

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>>31457976
imagine trying to take it all in your mouth

>>31439500
>>31453063
Moar?

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>>31458007
I will never be happy until I have the opportunity to deepthroat his monster cock

just let me give him the succ i deserve it

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>>31457517
>mfw virgin
>mfw would be scared if guz was really big down there
>mfw he might be too big to fit

>Guzma will never choke you when

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>>31458096
he wouldnt care

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>>31458108
Choke me with his dick or his hands? I'm sexually aroused by both though

>>31458127
Source?

>>31458140
http://i1.pixiv.net/img-original/img/2016/12/31/00/34/18/60656152_p1.png

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>>31458956
thats cute shit anon

Anyone got a picture of Guzma room in Po town for art reference?

>>31461784
This one?

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>>31462558
Damn it all.

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r8 artwork

>>31462939
2

>>31462948
out of 3

>>31462954
Out of 10

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>ywn have a tiny Guzma

>>31463760
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nkcKaNqfykg
There is hope?

>>31463922
Wish I had 2000 dollars to just spend on shit like this

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>>31439401
No fatties

Times like this I wish I had Guzma post cute Guzma pics, been yelled at all day and cut down to almost nothing
I love Cutiefly/Guzma interactions.

>>31462574
thank

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>>31465795

>gets a bunch of kids to do shit for him
>is probably fucking teenage skull girls left and right
>can act like a autistic manchild without repercussions
Guzma is living in NEET nirvana.

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>>31466147

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>>31466387

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>>31466395

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post cute shit

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>>31466416

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>>31466422

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>>31466422

>>31466427
Thank you so much! Sorry for my late response. I really appreciate these!

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>>31466422

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>>31466991
I hope you'll feel better soon, anon!

>>31467062
Relaxing! Thanks again. I'm a little cooled off now, like that tub pic.

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>>31467087
Good to hear!

>>31465008
What is he doing in the back?

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>>31466422

>>31468945
hoping Guzma-senpai notices him

>>31468076
>>31468479
>>31469523
These are cute

>brush Guzmas hair
>wet Guzmas hair
>shampoo Guzmas hair
>massage Guzmas head
>rinse Guzmas hair
>use conditioner on Guzmas hair
>let it soak in for 5 minutes
>rinse again
>dry it with a towel first
>use some heat protection
>blow dry and brush Guzmas hair
>poof

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>>31470887
fwoof

>>31470887
>snuggle up in bed with Guzma
>smile up at him and run your hands through that poofy hair of his
>move up and cover his face with kisses

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i love him and i want him to know that

i despise him and i want him to know that his father was right to beat him up
should have taken it a step further and kill him

I love him and want to cuddle up with him and drink tapu cocoa, I want to know how happy he makes me, I want him to be comfortable and happy with himself and where he is in life.

>>31471740
>telling Shizzma that he should be happy with the piece of shit he calls life
Tsk.

>I want to know how happy he makes me
Don't know yourself?

Anyone who actually likes Team Skull/Guzma is a huge faggot and should kill themselves.

Team skull is so adorable, full of ridiculous kids, I love them all so much.

I love guzma so much.

>>31471778
heh nah it's just 3am, words all over the place,

Im just so full of love for guzma and how lovely he is

Where's that anon with the story about nanu masturbating to guzma cp while guzma is missing and probably attempting suicide?

>>31471864
thats fucked up

>>31471894
Nah.

>>31471933
yeah man that's super fucked

>>31471974
Nah.

>>31453602
boi

>>31471894
>>31471974
>>31471864
I did a slightly different version.
Still prob NSFL
http://pastebin.com/HYE4wR40

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>>31472158
Whaddya think, /guz/?

>>31472158
that's really REALLY fucked up man
why would you even write such a thing?

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Guzma is not a nigger

>>31472158
Good writing, not sure why you chose to do it that way though.

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I remember someone asking for Guzma hugging Lusamine

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>>31471821
Same. :)

>>31471002

This reminds me of a post I saw where someone said 'what if guzmas hair floofs when he gets tense like in studio gibli films'.

And I love that so much.

>>31469523
He looks really hot here what the fuck

Not that that's unusual or anything.

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I want to molest the crap out of him.

>>31471651
>>31471784

Babies crying for attention again I see. Can someone take care of that? Maybe change their diapers?

>>31471864

People got triggered and probably scared them off.

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I love them.

>>31472158
horrible in every way
you probably tried to do something more "experimental" but seriously just quit it

>>31439307
Hau knew he'd lose.

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>>31450641
Heels are not firmly on ground! I detect Western spy

>>31473074
They got called out for pedoshit while trying to deny that it was pedoshit

>>31474804
I'm honestly baffled why they'd do that considering the subject material they were dealing with.

>>31474603
I don't get this joke and I've seen it so many times it annoys me.

>>31474218
idk, man. I thought the writing was good. Just not the jacking off on a dying Guzma's face.

>>31475041
Not weeaboo enough to understand

>>31474804
Nanu masturbating to certain content != pedoshit

>>31475140
what does this mean

could it be

bait?

>>31475162
there is a difference between a character viewing certain contents and finding pleasure in it and deliberately describing and portraying said content

>>31475237
they masturbated to child Guzma getting raped, yeah that is pedoshit.

>>31475140
From a totally nonbiased standpoint concerning the uh... 'pedoshit', since in writing I don't mind that sort of thing at all. I think in a story like that it'd do way more for his character for him to be sickened and horrified by it, unable to even watch it all the way through, and for him to see Guzma in a totally different light afterward as well. Not quite pity, but maybe a little, more caring.

Though if we're going for the original plotline it's not like that'd actually matter because they wanted it to end in Guzma dying and fuck all character development.

>>31475273
OK, so how exactly do you define "pedoshit"?

>>31475286
sexual attraction/intent toward children I'm assuming.

>>31475286
getting hot off the sexual exploitation of a child

>>31475286
Well you gonna tell us how you define it now? lmao. You've gone and made me real curious.

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I need more Guzma with his Ariados.

>>31475140
well y'see anon, when a person finds sexual interest in children and masturbates to sight of them being abused thats whats the adults call pedophilia
maybe go to /b/ if youre into that sick shit?

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almost killed my computer last night
pls post comfies

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>>31477376

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>>31478275
>>31470777
>>31456492
sleepy Guzma is best Guzma

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>>31478410

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>>31439401
Bueno

>>31478783
Stop.

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>>31479029

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Something about this pose makes me really hard.

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>>31479064
No.

>>31479064
just hide the post, it's what Im doing

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>>31479283
Good idea. I'll do that.

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daddy please

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we need more meme guzma

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there was a request for memes

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>>31481167
yes thank you

The grunts being impressed by literally anything Guzma does is the best meme.

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>>31481527
agreed

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>>31482012

image limit.
whos got the bread?

I'll get it

>>31483376
>>31483376
>>31483376

>>31453602
STUPID

Those who have Moon, what's Guzma's dialogue in the Battle Tree multis?