ITT: You have to go up against every male gym leader, Elite 4

>>31429215
I'd lose to Bruno, Chuck, Surge, Wake, Brawly, Byron, Marshall, Wulfric, Wikstrom or Drayden.

I'm not meaty enough but maybe if I took breaks in between. Marathoning can't be fair since fatigue.

>>31429215
stop giving me confusing feelings, OP

>>31429215
Off the top of my head these bad boys would be:

Brock and his Onix (ouch)
Surge and his Raichu
Koga and his Muk
Blaine and his Arcanine
Giovanni and his Nidoqueen (I forgot Giovanni's team)
Bruno and his Machamp (haha fuck)
Lance and his Dragonite
Blue and his Alakazam

Faulkner and his Pidgeotto
Bugsy and his Scyther (ouch)
Morty and his Gengar
Chuck and his Poliwhirl (a real fisting, and you'r bound to lose the arm wrestle)
Pryce and his Piloswine
Will and his Xatu
Koga returns, this time with his Crobat
Bruno and Machamp join in again too
Oh fuck it's Lance and and his Dragonite as well

Brawly and his Makuhita
Wattson and his Magneton
Norman and his Slaking
Wallace and his Milotic
Juan and his Kingdra
Sidney and his Absol
Drake and his Salamence
Wallace and Milotic are back for more
Steven and his Metagross

Roark and his Craniados
Crasher Wake and his Floatzel
Byron and his Bastiodon
Volkner and his Luxray
Aaron and his Drapion (ouch)
Flint and his Infernape
Lucian and his Bronzong

Cilan, Chili and Cress and their monkeys
Burgh and his Leavanny
Clay and his Excadrill (oh boy)
Brycen and his Beartic
Drayden and his Haxorus
Cheren and his Lillipup
Marlon and his Jellicent
Grimsley and his Bisharp
Marshal and his Conkeldurr to finish it off

Grant and his Tyrunt
Ramos and his Gogoat
Clemont and his Heliolisk
Wulfric and his Avalugg
Siebold and his Barbaracle
Wikstrom and his Aegislash (ouuuuch)

Kiawe and his Marowak
Sophocles and his Vikavolt
Nanu and his Persian
Hala and his Crabominable

As it stands, if your favorite region is Alola and we are counting Trial Captains as Gym Leaders, you are in luck. I am not gonna do grills

Vs. Hoenn grills for Wallace? Too easy.

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Well shit

>>31429596
oops, meant Poliwrath*

>>31429596
No way am I risking an assrape from scyther.

I think I'll just hedge my bets and marry Falkner.

I'll do alternative and intentionally lose.

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>>31429215
Hm, I could probably beat most of the Unova guys. Drayden would be tough but I might be able to beat him. I don't think I could win against Marshall and Clay though. And if this is one-after-another I think my arm would get tired. Why can't this be thumb wrestling g, I'm way better at that!

I'd try just to see if I get to marry Shauntal though. Actually, do oyu think she'd be impressed enough that I'd be willing ot get gang-raped just for a chance to be with her that she'd love me back anyway? I mean, if a girl loved me enough to get gang-raped to try to be with me I'd love her back...

>>31429974
>Drayden would be tough but I might be able to beat him
Dude wrestles dragons. You sure about that?

>>31430029
wrestling is more about lower body strength though. Pinning take-downs requires more leg strength than arm strength. I know because I've wrestled too.

>>31429215
Implying I'd want to win when the real prize is for the loser.

>>31430085
But doesnt he also do like 1,000 push ups in a day

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>>31430140
Okay, so it's well established I can't beat them all. But would getting gang-raped impress Shauntal enough for her to date me?

I lose on purpose

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>Getting fucked by Nanu and Persian

Don't see the problem, OP.

>>31430441
She'd probably think you aren't worthy and make a novel about your misfortune instead then shlick to it

>>31429215
I prefer girls, but even if I went the gay way and tried to marry Bugsy or Ilima I am so weak that the girls would easily beat me.
Which region has the Twinkiest guys? Which region has no strong women?
Kanto: Brock is too manly, Misty is a tomboy swimmer she has strong arms.
Johto: Falkner is kinda twinky but he does falconry and birds are heavy. Whitney would probably beat me and if not I know Claire would.
Hoenn: Brawly, fighting type. The girl leaders don't look too bad, neither do Phoebe or Glacia, might be able to win here, but I doubt it.
Sinnoh: Roark, miner, fuck. Maylene, goddamn.
Unova: Clay and Lenora
Kalos: Grant Rock Climber, Korrina fighting type specialist.

I just can't take this wager.

>>31432511
I do.

>>31429215
either way I win!