What is Alola's National Pokemon and why is it Slowpoke?

>>31428119
Exeggutor. Or Tapu something.

Because Slowpokes are kind of amazing?

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>>31428119
>15 Speed
Too fast.
The real answer is pic related. It was even given out as a gift Pokémon when the games released.

>>31428385
how does munchlax even embody the spirit of Alola though?

>>31428144
Exeggcutor is much more believable

Because they're all slow.

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The slowpoke line is so cute!
CUTE!!

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Slowpoke a CUTE!

this is now a slowpoke appreciation thread

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slowpoke on front page!

I wish I still had those old images of slowpoke dressed like a journalist writing kotaku articles

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>>31428119
I want to be that Slowpoke.

>>31429817
>tonight, we dine like kings

>>31429599
>Munchlax is slow
>It eats all the time
>Not very smart or strong
>Otherwise very lax and happy
>Grows up to be fat

It's basically Hau as a Pokemon.

>>31432557
What a cruel thing to do to Sharpedo.

>>31429599
Jesus christ, I didn't realize Munchlax was so slow.

>>31429817
Would he still become a Slowbro?

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It's this.

>>31428119
Maybe because that's how they make spam in that world.

>>31428119
because it's retarded?

>>31428119
What does it feel like to have Chicken-chan sit on you?

>>31441503
Ask Gladion and/or Lillie.

>>31441885
>Gladion
How would he know?
He spent like maybe a grand total of 4 minutes around Chicken-chan.

>>31428119
I still don't believe how Ludicolo, Solrock, Lunatone and Hawlucha weren't in the regional dex

>>31441939
Depends on how you play I guess.

Use your imagination, preferred character with your player character (who's a blank slate anyway).

>>31442365
Sounds like you belong on tumblr, friend.

>>31442407
Nah, those people take shipping so seriously.
I heard they had some kind of massive outrage because that Sherlock Holmes TV show didn't end up like their homo OTP fantasies or something, like, who takes something like that so seriously?

People should be more laid back with their imagination and wish fulfillment, their blood pressure would thank them.

>>31442487
>should be more laid back with their imagination and wish fulfillment
You might as well cite the tumblr account you quoted that from. They're not "serious", they're just stupid shippers.

>>31442509
If it makes you feel better to think that, sure. Good night.