Salazze is for _______

>>31424730
A thread died for this.

>>31424730
Massive amounts of Fug

>>31424730
Lewd

>>31424776

I'd die for those thighs too.

>>31424730
Pressing b

>>31424730
Hugs!

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Snug. She's a fire type so she's nice and warm. If it's snowing outside, she can keep you cozy with her warm, scaly body.

>>31424954

It's a shame her body isn't bigger. I'd like to be completely enveloped by it like an enormous fleshy blanket.

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>>31425010
>Totem salazzle is a thing.
The totem version of Pokémon are much larger. Judging by the way the game portrays her, she's probably about 6 or 7 feet tall. Perfect snug size.

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>>31425092

Big and clearly very eager, the perfect snuggle partner.

>>31424954
I like to think she lays on your stomach when you're sleeping.

>>31424730
WIPING OUT INFERIOR GRASS TYPES

>>31424879
Don't you mean press A?
>>31424954
Fire type Pokemon are fantastic during the winter time as they'd likely have a warm embrace.

>>31426185
Sounds extremely adorable.

MOMMY

Sweeping Lusamine's team both times

>>31427803
Oh yeah. Salazzle is the key to destroying most of Lusamine's team. Only one that doesn't go down by Salazzle is her Milotic.

>>31427829
I set up with Nasty Plot on her Clefable and managed to take her Milotic out with a Sludge Bomb/Sludge Wave or two. I can't remember if it OHKOed or if the AI fucked up and used Flail or Safeguard, wouldn't be surprised if it was the latter though.

>>31427907
A friend of mine nearly fought her without Salazzle. I forced him to go find one.

>>31424730
NO LIZARD HUSBANDO

>>31428182
You have Charizard and Garchomp and Salamance and Nidoking and Tyranitar and a bunch of others.

>>31428272
What if they're someone's waifu instead of husbando?

>>31428522
>Nidoking
A waifu.

>>31428560
You'd be amazed what people would waifu.

Insert my cock on her burning pussy

>>31428624
Be careful with pussies from a fire type Pokemon.

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"relaxation"

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Snug, hug, fug, or any combination of the three.

>>31424730
Sex

Lick her toxic pussy fluids

I want to be in her reverse harem so badly it hurts.

I feel like the only reason a female Salandit (and to an extent, Salazzle) would want to be with you in your journey is because she WANTS you.

Releasing

>>31424730
Anal

>>31424730
Picking up and carrying around.

>>31429409
What kind of relaxation?

>>31430246
in the butt

>>31430139
>she's perfect for being carried while still being "tall" enough

she's like a kobold in pokemon form

>>31428272
>Garchomp, Salamence and T-tar
>Husbando

>>31430246
Sexual

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Heliolisk!

>>31424730
Public pokephilia

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>>31428272
Those are all waifus

>>31430885
>>31431234
Figured as such.

Salazzle is for raping Skarmfags.

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>>31424954
>>31426185
>nighttime
>your Pokemon are all asleep snug in their balls
>you stretch, then slip under your covers
>a long sigh drifts from you, letting the day's stress go with it
>training is tough - physically for Pokemon, and mentally for their Trainers
>you nestle into your fortress of soft
>despite closed eyes, you register a red glow and a distinctive noise
>the click and swish of claws and a tail along the floor
>a pleasant scent reaches your nose
>so it's probably...
>one side of the mattress sinks as your Salazzle climbs on
>she flops gently on top of you and your blankets, tail draped over a leg
>for the next few minutes, the Pokemon shifts around often, occasionally muttering softly
>"Sala-la... lazz-sa zle la zle..."
>why you do it has several reasons
>one, she's keeping you up
>two, she trained hard and deserves a good rest
>three, that lovely scent of hers miiiight be messing with your head
>you look at her and lift the edge of the blanket
>cool air breaks into your warmth zone
>what a jerk, stupid cold air
>when she looks back, you speak softly
"You want under?"
>a happy smirk spreads across her toothy jaws
>before you can blink, Salazzle dives headfirst under the sheets
>as you let the covers drop back down, you feel her start to turn around by your leg
>fuck, were the rumors true?
>the lizard lifts the bottom of your shirt...
>you start to worry
>...then squirms her way up onto your chest
>her snout pokes through the neckhole
>she's done a fine job of burrowing
"Really?"
>"Lazzle laz-sa."
"Alright, but if you burn anything or poison me, you stay in the ball."
>"Zle salazzle."
>minutes pass
>the alluring scent her species is known for fades slightly
>against your chest, you can feel the Pokemon's breathing grow slow and regular
>you try to follow suit
>her warm body under your shirt almost removes the need for covers
>but, soft
>you stroke Salazzle's back through your shirt
>and slowly, your eyes close again...

http://pastebin.com/HkvCmHRp

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>>31429409
gimme sauce boi i wanna see that vagina

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>>31432603
powder57 on tumblr. Add /tagged/nsfw and scroll down.
Then learn how to use saucenao, just in case.

>>31432570
That's actually pretty cute
When's it get lewd?

>>31424730
evolving just for the Pokedex

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>>31424730
Cheap and should be banned because of the corrosion ability.

>>31432703
>When's it get lewd?
Does it always have to be lewd when it comes to Salazzle?

>>31434146
I get that Salazzle can basically destroy walls thanks to corrosion but banning her is just ridiculous.

>>31434146
>Not Aegislash
>Posts picture of Aegislash
Guys, I think anon is actually Aegislash.

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What are some good Salazzle sets?

>>31434146
>swinub used mud slap

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>>31435301
See, I get that she can be a great wallbreaker and sweeper from her ability alone, but there are a few things to keep in mind:
1) Poison attacks still can't damage Steel types. Salazzle can ONLY poison them and then use moves like Venom Drench.
2) Salazzle's frail as fuck, and has 4x weakness to ground. And Mudsdale exists.
Unless you can find a way to subvert her glaring weaknesses, I can't see her getting much use.

wanna vajazzle that salazzle

>>31435919
it's pretty much a glass cannon, meant to take down steel walls and not much else.

>>31435953
Or a fast toxic user as someone would use it as.

Would anyone seriously fug this lizard?

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>>31436622
yes

>>31436622
It's probably the pheromones.

You all disgust me

>>31437028
How strong are they and how long would they last? Would someone who sniffs them just become a meat dildo until the day he dies?

>>31437054
If they're strong enough to attract even male humans, then I imagine it's pretty fucking strong.

>>31435336
Are you sure?

>>31436622
>Would anyone seriously fug the thick hipped, slender, bed room eyes lizard
Gosh anon. I'd have to put my own lot in "Yes" and I'd imagine many others would follow suit.

She is for snug anon

Hugs

>>31437889
>>31437902
Is it true that fire type Pokemon have a warm embrace when hugged?

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>>31436622
probably

>>31424730
Breeding and tons of eggs

>>31435583
Substitute, Disable, Toxic, Flamethrower, Max speed and hp/special attack, Black Sludge. Fucks up stall super hard.

SALAZZLE DAZZLE

>>31424730
Cum

>>31424888
Trips confirm.

>>31438051
It can really fuck up steel types too as more often than not, they don't have a reliable recovery.

>>31438051
This sounds fun as fuck, assuming timid nature?

>>31438393
Yeah usually timid nature would do fine.

>>31438051
are you saying to max either hp or special attack or split between the two?

>>31439557
I think he's talking about the former.

>>31424730
shitposting.

>>31440276
How much shitposting?

Sex

>>31442322
That's kind of a given. Whether you like it or not.

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>>31442322
Best furry bait.

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Groping.

>>31444074
>boobs on a salazzle
no

Train

>>31436501
I like poisoning Toxapexs.

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>>31436622
She's cute. And I like how short she is too.

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>>31432570
Cute!

>>31438051
Definitely going to consider this when breeding a shiny one.

>>31432570
>wearing a shirt to bed
So in this scenario, Salazzle is into autists?

>>31432570
where's the part where she dutch ovens you to death?

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>>31424730

having high affection and tanking all sorts oh hits when she really shouldn't.

Seriously my salazzle has survived situations that wiped the rest of my party. I wonder if she's meant to roll the good effects of high affection more than other pokemon?

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>>31445670
I have a shiny Salazzle and I've noticed the same thing.

She tanks hits that should've killed her, she sometimes even survives with just 1 HP, she dodges better than other Pokemon with the same affection level, she lands crits like they're going out of style, and status effects never last longer than two turns.

I used to carry around a full team to deal with any situation, but Salazzle sweeps through opponents so quickly and easily that I can literally just carry her around alone and be fine.

>>31445278
You'd be amazed how many walls get ruined thanks to toxic.

>>31444930
>IT'S ONLY 99% ON MODEL REEEEEEEEE

Is Salazzle /ourgirl/, /vp/?

>>31434527
Has this not already been established?

>>31447870
True.

>>31424730
Salosers

>>31445309
>to death
Don't you mean into an unrecoverable lust-filled haze?

>>31445302
Wearing a shirt to bed is completely normal. Just means you do laundry every week instead of every two.

>>31447626
99%? What's the 1%?

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>>31424730

Dazzle

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>>31448937

>>31424730
Head-pats.

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>>31449272
I can't believe how much my dick wants this.

>>31437816
What kind of suit? Fursuit?

>>31449697
Neither did I.

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>>31437054
Well from what we know, her pheromones are more powerful than that of Salandit, and a female Salandit's pheromones are strong enough to not just attract humans, but enthrall them.

Imagine, then, that you have a Salazzle that's very fond of you. She puts you in a cloud of her pheromones, and you're rendered weak to her charms. But she's gotta stay strong and healthy to maintain her power over you, right? So she brainwashes you into completely spoiling her. You give her all of your rainbow beans, you get her that nice massage every day, you give her all of your bottle caps. Eventually her control over you is so powerful that she won't let you carry other Pokemon with you, only her.

Once she gets to level 100, it's all over for you. The relationship has been turned around; she's YOUR trainer now. And you, with your head clouded with so many pheromones that you can't even remember your own name, only your love and devotion to your Salazzle, love every minute of it.

>>31450187
I somehow think it'll be worse with a shiny Salazzle since you went through all that effort just to get her.

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>>31450187

<--

>>31450202

>worse

You mean better of course.

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>>31450202
Of course. The entire reason shinies are so rare is because they're easier to be spotted by predators, and other Salandit might reject the shinies because they look off and are more likely to get eaten.

So imagine, one day, a shiny female Salandit - so used to being rejected and dismissed by her fellow Salandits - runs into a trainer. And for the first time, she finds someone who's thrilled to see her, and wants her more than anything. That trainer even goes out of their way to give her a Luxury Ball, or a Premier Ball, or some other ball to let her know "You're special, and I need you".

Because since you wanted her so badly, the process is accelerated ten fold. You go from "wanting" her to "needing" her in a heartbeat. People can smell her pheromones on you, and you can't help but love it. Maybe other people would try to warn you of what's happening, and try to get you to turn away. But why should you? You went through all that effort just to find her. And it feels too good to resist. Seeing her glorious, shimmering white scales and inhaling her unique, intoxicating scent numbs away your fears and cares, rendering you into her sweet, loving plaything.

>>31445724
>>31445670
Woah mine does this too. I thought I was just lucky but now I wonder if this is an actual thing. Unfortunately it doesn't work in battle tree.

>>31447702
YES

>>31450738
Unfortunately, Battle Tree dismisses any sort of perks that come with affection, same as wifi battles. It's kind of a shame, because it'd be nice to see it when fighting other people, and see who really cares about their Pokémon versus who just wants to win fights. Though I could also see why people would hate that.

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>>31432570
>you nestle into your fortress of soft

>>31450331
I imagine that with higher affection, Salazzle (especially when shiny) goes from lustful love to genuine love for her trainer. With a bit of lust thrown in.

>>31450802
anon, please, that'd be taking RNG to bullshit levels when you could survive 4 hits in a row at 1HP and dodge 100% accuracy moves.

>>31450820

And it's fair that the AI gets to do those things while we don't? At least leave them enabled in the Battle Tree.

>>31450187
Well, thanks for that fap.

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>>31450331
That sounds frighteningly amazing.

Not sure if want. But I'm pretty sure there is no choice.

>>31451010
>>31450187
>>31450331
I feel a story brewing. But I must write it later. I have a previous obligation.

>>31451475

Which one are you going to be writing first, out of curiosity?

is this the longest a salazzle thread has stayed alive on /vp/?

>>31451531
A Phermosa fic that I've had on the backburner for a while.

>>31451585

Oh, alright. I hope that goes well.

>>31451541
Kind of surprised at how long it lasted.

>>31451585
Post the fic when it's done. Good luck on it!

>>31450187
What an awful turn of events.

>>31451813
>awful

>>31451813
You some kinda fag boy

>>31452845
Unless he means awful in a different way.

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Maid duty

>>31453220
>Salazzle in a maid outfit
Sounds oddly appealing. Even shiny Salazzle.

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>>31453457
Whoever picked out shiny Salazzle's color deserves a raise. Seriously, it's one of the best shinies out there.

>>31450913
You're very welcome.

>>31451475
I hope to see the fruits of your imagination soon.

>>31450912
And the Battle Royale, while we're at it. Anything that doesn't involve playing with another person should allow affection buffs to be on.

>>31453569
>Whoever picked out shiny Salazzle's color deserves a raise.
Agreed. Though if Salazzle in a maid outfit is black and white, then what could a shiny Salazzle's outfit be colored?

>>31453656
Baby-blue or pink? The normal maid colors probably still work tho.

>>31453699
Maybe? But I do question the idea of pink on a shiny Salazzle.

>>31447702
considering the new mascot for /vp/, yeah

>>31453970
New mascot?

>>31424730
RU at Best

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>>31424730
Dating.

>>31453970
/vp/'s mascot has always been /vp/oreon you idiot

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>>31424730
what'd you expect

>>31454744
Salazzle is not just for fug.

>>31424730
friend :)

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>>31454837
Correct.

>>31424730
Violently drowning

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>>31454974

>>31424730
Impregnating.

>>31454974
Why?

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>>31455163
>milf Salazzle
dude
buddy
that's dangerous territory

>>31455503
How dangerous is it?

>>31455503
Sauce on this?

>>31456304
http://tingtongten.tumblr.com/post/154272297563/

>>31455503
I have a MIGHTY NEED

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>>31456840
Milf Salazzle is pure.

>>31457966
Has someone posted The Holy Bibble salazzle yet?

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>>31458211
This Bibble, Anon?

>>31458211
Nope.

>>31458235
That's the one.
Very pretty Pokemon

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>>31458235

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>>31455503
Salandit's mom has got it goin' on

She's all I want and I've waited for so long

Salandit, can't you see you're just not the pokemon for me

I know it might be wrong but I'm in love with Salandit's mom

>>31458235
YOU QUESTION THE WORDS OF THE MIGHTY JIMMY?!

Bump. Salazzle is the best Pokemon of the new generation.

>>31460521
Well she's definitely up there.

>>31460805

On top of all the others, yes.

>>31460805
>>31460905
Can she top me?

>>31454710
>he missed the thread for it
Back to /fff/ with you.

>>31461017

The only reason you exist is to be beneath her thighs.

>>31424730
focus sash and poisoning poison/steel types.

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>>31461128
I humbly accept my fate.

In my head canon while wild Salazzle are never alone, constantly surrounded by their harem of male Salandit, female Salandit can't compete with a Salazzle for male attention and as such end up as loners. So when a male trainer captures a female Salandit, she immediately sees him as her "mate" given that he's the first male to show her attention. So even when she evolves into Salazzle she stays loyal to her one and true mate, making wild Salazzle sluts and Salazzle trained from Salandits loyal Waifumon.

>>31461608
Why they love female trainers then? Salazzle is bisexual goddess

>>31456297
extraordinarily perilous my m8, crapping my pants right now just thinking about it t b h

no scratch that, something did come out but it wasn't shit

>>31461872
>something did come out but it wasn't shit
I can only imagine what it is.

>>31424730
Luring unsuspecting trainers to a den of rutting salandit

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>>31430885
>they don't know how reptilian genitalia work

>>31431325
I ship it.

>>31449272
>"Salazzle Makes A Human Male Ejaculate With Just Pheromones"
This comic is amazing.

>>31462949
For some reason it would surprise me if the pheromones from Salazzle makes a human male ejaculate. I think she knows what makes them tick.

>>31454630
Right to left:
"But Sis, I really don't wanna eat malasadas!"
*chomp*
"I'm taking a selfie, so eat quickly."
"Big eye effect..."
(5 Likes)
Next, Snow is going to try and have sex (with him).

>>31455357
It's because I get turned on by it. The waifu status of it just increases the erotic potential of ruining it.

>>31455503
>you will never be edged for days, stuck in a pheromone-induced haze by a domineering MILF Salazzle
Why live?

>>31424730
Massive ocean of semen dumping

>>31449272
*excited lizard noises*
"Wha-what's making Salazzle seem like an adult...?"

>>31463114
I don't think an ocean is enough for Salazzle.

>>31463988

Any defined amount of semen isn't enough for Salazzle simply because by defining an amount you're also limiting the quantity to that amount. Entire planets of cum? Entire solar systems of bubbing warmth? Not even as satisfying as a single dribble.

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Why is this thread still alive? Are we really that much in need of a horny lizard?

I wonder how dead am I because I have both a normal Salazzle and a SHINY Salazzle with me.

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salazzle is love

>>31453569
So, if SOS chain for a Shiny Salandit using Cute Charm to get a female odds, that means you can't Synchronize Timid on it, doesn't it?

>>31464388
Correct. Cute Charm is essential for finding a female Shiny. Without it, you run into 7/8 odds of finding a male.

>>31464745
It is a very smart idea using a Pokemon with cute charm if you're hunting for a shiny Salandit.

the PC

>>31464060
LIZARD IS PURE.

>>31465080
I'm curious as to how a Pokemon like Salazzle is pure.

>>31465463
By being oblivious.

>>31465488
I just got it. Oblivious is her hidden ability.

Oblivious only strengthens her dom status, because she can't be attracted.

>>31424730
How come this thread hasn't THIGHED yet?

>>31466328
You've got a point.

>>31466328
Oblivious makes her pure.

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>>31424730
...snug, hug and fug

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>>31432570
>mfw I'll never spoon with bitch lizard

why even live?

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>>31467015
>imagine having your head in a lock between her thighs
>realize it's not real
>cry

>>31424730
>Salazze is for _______
Attracting all the waifumonning fags away from Gardevoir.
Thanks, Gamefreak!

>>31424730
Thicc tail

>>31456840
whoa flashbacks to middle school with that Invader Zim reference

wtf this thread is still alive?

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>>31468445
Salazzle has that kind of magic, Anon.

>>31445289
tfw you will never have a slutty older sister

>>31468445
After 3 days? fuck yeah

Let's go for 4

>>31468501
is she saying Decidueye has a small dick?

>>31468882
No, they are a couple so she is used to his big dick

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>>31468695

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>>31468695
That's the mother.

>>31469884
then who is nee-chan

>>31424730
>Poisoning Heatran, Toxapex, M-Venusaur
>cool, unique typing
>being a viable fire type (am a firefag)
>having a nice, slick, completely unsexualized by filthy pokephile degenerates design
That's what she's for

>>31470018
I don't care that her sweet spot is her head, she's getting a cunt rub, and that's final.

>>31468445
The lewd lizard empress is with us, for all eternity.

>>31470689
kek

>>31468501
>Hearing a country seductress "sugar" in a raspy reptile voice
My dick hurts! MY DICK HURTS!

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Would you?

>>31470689
Dude you're giving her what she wants.

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>>31472473
would i?

>>31472666
yeet

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>>31470541
She can be a really cool Pokemon and still be a sex goddess, Anon.
She can be anything. Except real.

>>31473083

She's real in your mind, and that's what matters.

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>>31450331
>So imagine, one day, a shiny female Salandit - so used to being rejected and dismissed by her fellow Salandits - runs into a trainer. And for the first time, she finds someone who's thrilled to see her, and wants her more than anything. That trainer even goes out of their way to give her a Luxury Ball, or a Premier Ball, or some other ball to let her know "You're special, and I need you".

Daww

>>31473181
remember to press b

>>31450187
I understand that I'm on the Pokemon board on 4chan

But MAN this is autistic

Like 2008 Deviantart-tier

She'd make a perfect lesbian scaly princess

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>>31473657
I, for one, welcome our new lesbian lizard queen with open arms.

>>31424730
pokemon battling

>>31473657
>>31473773
What's the point of having a sexy lizard if she doesn't ride your dick? I disapprove.

>>31473868
1) She could be bi too.
2) She doesn't exist for your pleasure. You exist to kneel before her.

>>31473868
Tongue built for women.

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>>31473914
>she licks your girlfriend once
>you're suddenly single

>>31473222
I don't want to be a pedo

>>31473946
I don't know about this. I was down with the whole Salazzle thing as far as the sucking dry, edging and mind control went, but I'm not about that cuck shit.

>>31474377
You could always just join the harem with her, you know.

>>31461608
This makes so much sense.

>>31473946
>implying you're ever single in a harem

>>31473946
Damn, how the fuck did that happen?

Stop making me want to fuck a lizard /vp/. You already damn near made me break about Gardevior and you need to be stopped.

>>31476056
Don't worry, once the next hotness comes along this will die down.
Unless we get a Mega Salazzle in which case expect it to flare up to full blaze again.

Why is this worthless thread still up? It must be purged.

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>>31476056
Don't fight it and be a good boy. Good boys will be rewarded with a warm, eternal embrace.

>>31477356
Lost in passion you feel her hips bounce up and down, it feels so good you can barely stutter out anything but an instinctive moan. seeing you going wild with pleasure makes your salazze move slower, as if to burn your pleasure into her mind as she shakes her hips in a wide arc while raising. You're gonna cum any moment now, You can't take it anymore, you go to grab salazze's hips but you're physically no match for the pokemon. The slow yet pleasurable ride continues it's assault.up,down, side toside, it's almost never ending. The Salazze has a smug grin on her face as she suddenly begins to move even faster than before, this is it, your breathing quickens as if to match pace with her's. driven by the overwhelming desire to cum, to reach the ultimate end, you and salazze embrace each other as close as you can without stopping. Suddenly the lock ness monster appears from the bushes being chased by F-23's and Adam Savage driving the weinermoble.

>>31477728
this dream is weird

>>31476264
>Mega Salazzle
>looks just like >>31455503

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>>31445724
>post-story, have just shiny Salazzle in my party
>visit the school on Melemele
>beat the teacher and the fighter easily
>see some old lady that wasn't there before, talk to her
>Vaporeon User Polly
>shit shit shit
>Venoshock
>does half of Vaporeon's HP
>"Vaporeon used Hydro Pump!"
>oh fuck
>Critical hit!
>1 HP
>"Salazzle toughed it out so you wouldn't have to worry!"
>get a crit next turn and kill Vaporeon
Lizard magic is real, /vp/.

What if Salazzle discovers a MALE Salazzle?

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>>31478115
Honestly I think it'd be cool if a male Salandit had its own evolution under different requirements, like trade it with a Prism Scale or something.

>>31478175
It probably will with Gen 8,I feel like they're gonna pull a gen 4 and fill the dex with a bunch of evolutions of existing pokemon and mega pokemon in 3 years considering that seems to be what people want.

>>31477998
Clearly she loves you.

>>31477762
Yup, one moment you're committing bestiality and the next shit just gets crazy

>>31478211
It could be a possibility.

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>>31478793
>bestiality

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>>31479380

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>>31428182
Anon pls

Let's keep this thread alive until the bump limit.

I will never see Salazze the same way again.

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>>31473083

>>31481714
>Do it for her

>>31481714
lets do it

We can do it! >>31482809

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>>31482776
Do we have enough pics for the collage? I think we do.

How can people find this sexy?

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>>31483706
>bedroom eyes
>curves in all the right places
>black texture gives leather-y vibes
>interspecies is offical lore
>literally drugs you with her sweet stench

Why wouldn't people find her sexy?

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Shot in the dark here: Anyone have a shiny Salazzle they'd be willing to trade? If it has timid nature too that'd be crazy awesome but if not that's fine too. Let me know what you'd be willing to trade it for

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more more more

>>31485159
She will survive. She must. She is the people's champion.

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Gardevoir is hotter and would win a fight.

SEX GODESS IS ETERNAL

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Anyone feeling hungry? Because Salazzle got you covered, like the perfect waif she is.

>>31435583
Not the best but
Timid 252 speed+ sp.atk 4 sp.def
Focus sash
Fire blast
Sludge wave
Nasty plot
Hp ice/ground/dragon pulse

>>31487112
>waif
You take that back right now you fucking faggot.

>>31485712
Salazzle's more likely to win an actual fight, but it has to one-shot or it'll get one-shotted right back.

>>31485712
Gardefags are obnoxious

>>31487743
ew

>>31487743
She just doesn't know how to draw anatomy right does she?

>>31487774
Come on, even I would've saved that if it wasn't for the hair.

>>31487718
I know you're being ironic, Anon, but ironically replying to an already ironic shitpost is not going to lead anywhere good.

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>>31487743

>>31487743
They tried. They failed, but they did try.

>>31487743
>Chinakitty
Whose bringing back /vp/ classics?

THIS THREAD IS STILL ALIVE?!

>>31487743
So we can post porn now?

>Lizard sex thread has been up for days now
>HG thread starts up and gets deleted within a nanosecond

Nice to see our janitors have their priorities straight.

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>>31488411
The mods got pheromone'd

>>31487743
>hair
>Nipples

GTFO

OP here

5

fucking

days

jesus fuck

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>>31488644
OP attracted his own harem. Nice pheromones, bro.

>>31488686
>TFW I have 115 other salazzle posters under my control

>>31487702
focus sash is a thing, you know, a thing commonly run on salazzle too if I'm not mistaken

>>31488686
Is this the best Salazzle pic ever? Because it feels like the best Salazzle pic ever.

>>31488891
It is, just wish someone would edit out the unnecessary "clothes"

>>31488828
A Salazzle that does her job right won't need to burn her Sash on taking out Gardevoir. She's fast enough to outrun even Mega Gardevoir and strong enough to one-shot. Gardevoir's only real chance is to run a Sash itself and hope Salazzle isn't.

>>31488901
She dressed up for you, so you can remove them yourself.

>>31488901
The clothes make the pic. I mean, a lizard wearing lingere? How absurd?

>>31488968
This is Salazzle we're talking about after all.

>>31488929
>>31488828
If you're making assumptions about equips then the entire discussion is pointless because then you may as well make assumptions that everything is maxed IVs or everything is whatever gimmick build.
If you're generalizing keep it at the base level, both naked, unboosted, Best move at base stats. Getting into the pedantry of items leads to IVs EVs and all the other bullshit minutia that doesn't belong with such broad statements.

>>31489036
I did do this. See >>31487702

Not in the same egg group

>>31489069
And good on you for doing so.

>>31489074
Yeah, well man wasn't meant to go to space, neither. But we still did it. Several times.

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less talk, more tributes.

>You will never capture a Salazzle
>You will never train her to be a champion.
>She will never grow to love you as the days go by as you train and care for her.
>She will never try to use her pheromones on you only to immediately regret trying to control you.
>You will never forgive her as you hug her in your arms as she crys.

We did it, boys. For the Queen.

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>>31489164
We did?

>>31489164
>for the queen
Any britbongs willing to lioncash their notes with the Laz?

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>>31488686
>no shiny version of this
Someone please correct this error.

>>31424730
making eggs with

>>31487357
Can't you imagine a Salazzle wearing naked-apron waiting for you in the kitchen after you get home from work?

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>>31489481
Lazy edit. Deal with it....sorry

>>31489790
http://www.dictionary.com/browse/waif

One letter makes all the difference.

>>31489940
>You will never find a waif Salazzle and take her in to feed her and give her an actual home.

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I feel like the longer this thread progresses, the more likely all of the images will be crops.

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>>31489930
>>31489481

Fuck it I felt compelled to finish. Sill lazy though

>>31489930
>>31490110
You did good, anon.

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>>31490004
Make it a Salandit and that's my fetsih.

>>31489930
>fug glamouring shiny lizard
or
>fug glittering regular lizard

Why are you doing this to me?

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>>31490165
I did nothing aside from needing a small time waster desu

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Lads, we almost lost the thread.

Goodbye thread. We will miss you.