ITT we Niggerfy Pokedex entries using the search engine belo

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>>31424430
Sun: For some reason, only dem hoes done been found. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Well shiiiit, it creates a reverse harem of thug Salandit dat it lives with.

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It be holla'd ta be a funky-ass biatch evolution of Cosmog. When its third eye activates, away it flies ta another ghetto. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass.

Tentacruel has tentaclez dat can be freely elongated n' shortened at will. Well shiiiit, it ensnares prey wit its tentaclez n' weakens tha prey by dosin it wit a harsh toxin. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Well shiiiit, it can catch up ta 80 prey all up in tha same time.

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This guardian deitizzle of Akala is guilelessly wack. Da fragrant aroma of flowers is tha source of its juice

Primeape

Some researchers theorize dat Primeape remains mad salty even when inside a Poke Ball. Well shiiiit, it has been known ta become so mad salty dat it takes a thugged-out dirt nap as a result. Its grill looks laid back up in dirtnap, however.

Forests where Shiinotic live is treacherous ta enta at night. Muthafuckas trippin by its strange lights can never find they way home again. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Well shiiiit, it emits flickerin spores dat cause drowsiness. When its prey succumb ta chill, dis Pokemon feedz on dem by suckin up in they juice.

>>31424909
>When its third eye activates, away it flies ta another ghetto. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass.
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Those beat down by Toxapexz poison betta recognize intense pain fo' three minutes n' three nights, n' you can put dat on yo' toast. Post-recovery, there is ghon be some aftereffects.

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They employ a electrically charged wizzy ta trap they prey. While it is immobilized by shock, they leisurely consume dat shit.