>LITERALLY a worse Heliolisk Why

>>31423389
>LITERALLY a better Heliolisk

Why not

>>31423389
>go into SuMo blind
>catch salandit cause cool typing
>level it to like 47
>wondering why it's taking so long
>finally check when it levels
>"female only"
Luckily my friend had a Salazzle right around the level I was at but I would've been pretty upset 2bh

>>31423389
It's a better heliolisk though

>>31423389
Here's your (You)
Also salazzle is better than heliolisk in literally every way. People get just assblasted when they see her because furries want to fuck her

>>31423393
>>31423432
>>31423516

252 SpA Life Orb Heliolisk Hyper Voice vs. 0 HP / 0 SpD Salazzle: 255-302 (92 - 109%) -- 56.3% chance to OHKO

252 SpA Life Orb Salazzle Fire Blast vs. 0 HP / 4 SpD Heliolisk: 220-259 (83 - 97.7%) -- guaranteed 2HKO

Repeat, worse Heliolisk, at least Heliolisk have decent movepool (also, Heliolisk is shit, but Salazzle is worse; GF hated lizards)

>>31423566
>1v1 calcs means it's better
shiggy

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>>31423566
>Poison Fire
>Can Nasty Plot in the fast of literally every fairy
>Access to Sludge Wave and Fire Blast

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>>31423595
>fire miss

>>31423566
252 SpA Life Orb Salazzle Fire Blast vs. 0 HP / 4 SpD Dry Skin Heliolisk: 274-324 (103.3 - 122.2%) -- guaranteed OHKO

You forgot abilities friendo

>>31423389
Those hips

>>31423389
stupid sexy lizard