showderp

>>31412585
ebin is cute! CUTE!

>>31412585
Quality bread.
Forgive because ebin makes my heart erect.

>no booru link
shaking my head

>>31412585
>no booru link
shiggy

Claiming champ, me or snips

Blastoise @ Leftovers
Ability: Torrent
EVs: 252 HP / 4 Atk / 252 SpD
Careful Nature
- Power-Up Punch
- Skull Bash
- Aqua Jet
- Earthquake

me or

I have 2 sides.... (Girafarig) @ Salac Berry
Ability: Sap Sipper
EVs: 12 HP / 244 SpA / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Nasty Plot
- Hyper Voice
- Psyshock
- Skill Swap

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-518445411

hoge

swords dance sawsbuck

>>31412698
specs weedle

charizard not mega

http://dogars.org/set/613

Unown (Unown-A) / (Unown-B) / (Unown-C) / (Unown-D) / (Unown-E) / (Unown-F) / (Unown-G) / (Unown-H) / (Unown-I) / (Unown-J) / (Unown-K) / (Unown-L) / (Unown-M) / (Unown-N) / (Unown-O) / (Unown-P) / (Unown-Q) / (Unown-R) / (Unown-S) / (Unown-T) / (Unown-U) / (Unown-V) / (Unown-W) / (Unown-X) / (Unown-Y) / (Unown-Z) / (Unown-!) / (Unown-?) @ Choice Specs / Choice Scarf / Life Orb / Assault Vest / Draco Plate / Dread Plate / Earth Plate / Fist Plate / Flame Plate / Icicle Plate / Insect Plate / Iron Plate / Meadow Plate / Mind Plate / Sky Plate / Splash Plate / Spooky Plate / Stone Plate / Toxic Plate / Zap Plate / Scope Lens / Quick Claw / Normalium Z / BrightPowder / Razor Claw / Lax Incense / Mystic Water / Charcoal / Magnet / Poison Barb / Sharp Beak / King's Rock / Focus Band / Sitrus Berry / Leftovers / Focus Sash / Black Belt / Metal Coat / Dragon Fang / Hard Stone / Black Glasses / Never-melt Ice / Black Glasses / Silver Powder / Spell Tag / Twisted Spoon / Soft Sand / Odd Incense / Sea Incense / Rock Incense / Rose Incense / Sea Incense / Wave Incense / Lum Berry
Ability: Levitate
Shiny: Yes / Not Mandatory
Happiness: 0 / 255
EVs: 4 Atk / 252 SpA / 252 Spe
Timid Nature / Naive Nature / Hasty Nature / Modest Nature / Rash Nature / Mild Nature
- Hidden Power [Bug] / Hidden Power [Water] / Hidden Power [Fire] / Hidden Power [Grass] / Hidden Power [Steel] / Hidden Power [Electric] / Hidden Power [Ice] / Hidden Power [Fighting] / Hidden Power Rock] / Hidden Power [Poison] / Hidden Power [Ghost] / Hidden Power [Dragon] / Hidden Power [Dark] / Hidden Power [Flying] / Hidden Power [Psychic]

>>31412721

Timid if you need speed or Modest if you need power, Hasty or Naive and Rash or Mild if you want to prevent specific Download boosts.
Happiness of choice in case you have specific headcanons about Unown's mood.
This is a devoted revenge killer so pick the type you need the most,
you can go full Specs or Scarf monoattacker or pick Life Orb so that you aren't locked into the same one attack,
you can also use a Plate in you don't want recoil, in case you think Plates should be used on Arceus only then try the standard type boosting alternatives.
Assault Vest is for a tanky set. Bright Powder and Lax Incense for evasiveness.
If you prefer longevity use Leftovers or Sitrus Berry, there are other healthy berries but they are more risky.
If you feel lucky you can also go with Scope Lens or Razor Claw or Quick Claw or even King's Rock and Focus Band.
Focus Sash is to make sure it can take a hit. Normalium Z is for situational coverage. Lum Berry for Spore leads and statuses.
Pick the nickname you like the most.

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-518446937

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-518448055

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-518448698

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-518449464

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-518450744

Reminder champ forfeited when he DCed

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-518448920

>>31412841
remember: champ didnt want to forfeit

>>31412785
>>31412835
>>31412841
>3 trips

epic

impeaching give me a team

>>31412841
I only timed out because my connection died, stop making shit up.

you've been aching to champ, i've noticed, but you gotta wait for your turn instead of being nigger


http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-518452451

>>31412886
Landorus-t

>>31412886

#rhyperior ignore

>>31412886
http://dogars.org/set/613

so whos the fag that keeps shitting out these threads under boblaks pseudonym? it has to be someone on here every day, and they have to be older than a few months since boblak isnt relevant anymore except for other people from that time that eternally suck his cock for attention (lotta loyalty, suiginh, etc)
my moneys on janice memes or whoever

>>31412886
rhyhorn

impeaching the impeach, give me a team

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-518453031

>>31412890

You still DCed, which means you are not champ now

I can do this without mons lmoa

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-518448764

>>31412900
dubs confirm
http://dogars.org/set/613

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-518453583

>>31412915
this is not how it works, you poopyretard

showderp really went to shit huh?

and your memes are entry level

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-518448664

>>31412915
>baby's first showderp experience

you need to lurk more

>>31412915
t retard

>>31412967
>>31412952
>>31412934

t.neoderp who hasn't posted for longer than 3 weeks

i'll stop champing to restore the thread but you all need to lurk more

new team

me or

I have 2 sides.... (Girafarig) @ Salac Berry
Ability: Sap Sipper
EVs: 12 HP / 244 SpA / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Nasty Plot
- Hyper Voice
- Psyshock
- Skill Swap

rhyperior

>>31412990
http://dogars.org/set/841

specs wailord

shitizen shits

FUCK YEAH (Seaking) @ Waterium Z
Ability: Swift Swim
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Atk / 4 SpD
- Rain Dance
- Megahorn
- Drill Run
- Waterfall

blastoise mega

>>31412988
finally

You are not champ, so you can have this:

Neoderp (Spinarak) @ Assault Vest
Ability: Swarm
Level: 1
Happiness: 69
EVs: 69 HP / 69 Atk / 69 Def / 69 SpA / 69 SpD / 69 Spe
Quirky Nature
IVs: 1 HP / 0 Atk / 1 Def / 1 SpA / 1 SpD / 1 Spe
- Rage Powder

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N2dtAjlgUbg

>>31413016
>posting suggestion with trip
>calls others neoderp
absolutely epic

>it's a more than one chimp episode

>>31412898
It was me ulcer!

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-518457828

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>>31413016

>>31413081

Whatever, champ is now on my personal blacklist

Whenever I see him champing i guarantee he will have at least one shitmon.

>>31413130
You can be on my blacklist too

I'll gurantee you'll have at least one shitmon

>>31413130
nothing personnel kid..

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>>31413130
literally no one but you cares

>>31413146

well you care enough to reply

It's a sad day when showderp's champs dont even know the rules anymore.

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>>31413155
i care enough to let you know that you are being a little bit of a fucking sooky baby. its one of the shittiest boards on 4chan and youre being this serious about it.

>>31413174
>>31413158
>>31413146
>>31413142
>>31413141
>>31413201

Yeah nice image replies that really proved your point

>dude it's ok to break the rules don't be serious!

No it isn't, that's not okay at all. What's the point in even having these threads if there's no structure to follow. Without rules anybody could impeach anybdoy at any time and that would be ok. Players like champ are the reasons these threads are fucking dead nowadays. Nobdoy cares about the rules, they just want to get their epic 184 days shitmon into the team so they can waste time instead of watching some actual good pokemon battles. Champs like the current one need to be fucking purged or at least given shitmons until they go away, because you can't go DCing/throwing games on purpose and expect to carry on like nothing has happened because HE BROKE THE FUCKING RULES.

But whatever, this will be my last reply. But I guarantee whenever this guy is champing again, I will be lurking, and ready to make one of his slots fucking useless because that's what he deserves.

Bye.

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http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-518462982

>>31413155
Calm down, holy fuck. I'm on my hands and knees thanking god that autism isn't contagious

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>>31413222
>He's STILL replying

So your autism triggers when you're not the one ending an argument? Alright, feel free to reply to this if that makes you sleep at night

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>>31413222

sides

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>>31413222

thank i cum pant

>>31413222
Even for /vp/ your autism has reached astounding levels

>>31413222
(you)

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>>31413222
oh you~

>>31413222
Fuck you. I have been with Showderp through THICK and THIN watching people get ass-pounded as some EDGY RETARD suggested SPECS WEEDLE for the SEVENTH TIME in a day. You wanna know why I tripfag? I do it because it distinguishes me from the vast majority of morons who infest these threads like a fucking Combee hive. Just look at this awful thread. From the fucking top to the bottom, you see TREMENDOUS AMOUNTS of SHITPOSTING. I strongly encourage all of you to get a tripcode yourselves so that we are able to find exactly who is the one who is shitting up this place. Remember LC Guy? Remember Life Orb Shuckle? These are the types of people we need in these threads, and we need to be able to see who is GOOD and who is BAD. If you're anonymous on these Showderp threads, you're just another potential RETARD. LE QUOTE POSTS TEAM XD EDGY BOOM BOOM SPECS WEEDLE YAM YAMS. It's no fucking wonder why the ONLY thing the rest of /vp/ likes about us is that we are somehow managing to contain all of this shit in this thread, like some fucking cancer quarantine (yes, I know cancer is not contagious you faggots). And if you fucking disagree with me, how about we settle this on Showdown? Seriously, just reply to this fucking post and I'll kick your ass on Showdown OU. Oh, and I don't use a copypasta team either, I use a nice selection of Pokemon from all tiers. AND I WILL STILL WHOOP YOUR ASS

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>>31413222
Wasted trips

>>31413222
see you in the screen cap

>>31413222
Are you trying to create a new pasta on purpose?

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>>31413222
being THIS mad

>>31413275

please make one

this is too fucking funny i can't stop laughing

>>31413222
include me in the screencap

>>31413263
Shut the fuck up. I'm so tired of being disrespected on this goddamn website. All I wanted to do was post my opinion. MY OPINION. But no, you little bastards think it's "hilarious" to mock those with good opinions. My opinion. while not absolute, is definitely worth the respect to formulate an ACTUAL FUCKING RESPONSE AND NOT JUST A SHORT MEME OF A REPLY. I've been on this site for 4 years: 4 YEARS and I have never felt this wronged. It boils me up that I could spend so much time thinking and putting effort into things while you shits sit around (probably jerking off to Gardevoir or whatever furbait you like) and make fun of the intellectuals of this world. I've bored you? Good for fucking you. Literally no one cares that your little brain is to underdeveloped and rotted to comprehend my idea...MY GREAT GREAT IDEA. I could sit here all day whining, but I won't. I'm NOT a whiner. I'm a realist and an intellectual. I know when to call it quits and to leave the babybrains to themselves. I'm done with this goddamn site and you goddamn immature children. I have lived my life up until this point having to deal with memesters and idiots like you. I know how you work. I know that you all think you're
"epik trolls" but you're not. You think you baited me? NAH. I've never taken any bait. This is my 100% real opinion divorced from anger. I'm calm, I'm serene. I LAUGH when people imply I'm intellectually low enough to take bait. I always choose to reply just to spite you. I won. I've always won. Losing is not in my skillset. So you're probably gonna reply "lol epik trolled" or "u mad bro" but once you've done that you've shown me I've won. I've tricked the trickster and conquered memery. I live everyday growing stronger to fight you plebs and low level trolls who are probably 11 (baby, you gotta be 18 to use 4chan). But whatever, I digress. It's just fucking annoying that I'm never taken serious on this site, goddamn.

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>>31413222

>>31413222
>come back to showderp a week or two ago after a 6 monthish hiatus

>ask for new team
>everything is going fine
>until I make some bad plays
>people getting butthurt in the chat
>eh, its not really that much of a problem
>people start saying that I'm going to be impeached
>brush it off as some newfag trying to get free champ status

(keep in mind that one of the reasons I was "going to be impeached" was that I used intimidate gyarados over moxie, somethign I used because the suggested set was incompatible. I figured that people would get less pissed if I changed a shitmon set instead of skipping it.)

>go into next battle without gyarados, be cause people wanted the suggested set to be used, which I couldnt
>some literal udnerage newfag calls for new champ
>he's not even using the right team because it has shitmons it it
>uses some random team that was decent
>he sets on modchat when I call him out on his bullshit

Im sorry guys, but this is disappointing. Im used to the occasional newfag, but this is ridiculous. I don't know if this is leak season, summer, or what, but it's clearly a problem. Why do you just blatantly disregard the rules?

Showderp is fun because of the rules we have set up. Ignoring them is what turns it into a shitshow.

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>>31413222
>>31413263
>>31413298
this thread omfg

someone needs to make a screen cap of this autistic shitpost and put it in the booru

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>>31413222

>>31413298
I recognise that meme!

archive this thread please

Gold standard thread

>>31413275
>>31413288
No plz
This isn't the first time someone spergs out on showderp because he was the one impeached or wants to impeach.
Nothing new here move on

>>31413236
>>31413247
>>31413253
>>31413259
>>31413262
>>31413274
>>31413275
>>31413286
>>31413299

AAAAAAAAAAH!!!
Every FUCKING day with these STUPID fucking MEMES! I've had it up to HERE with stupid fucking memes! You guys make me want to KILL MYSELF! Is that what you fucking want? For me to fucking KILL MYSELF and write on my suicide note "Cause of suicide: Couldn't handle all of the stupid fucking memes, killed myself"? Because that's what it might as well fucking say!
You guys are literally, L I T E R A L L Y incapable of having even the SIMPLEST of fucking discussion without "MEME THIS, MEME THAT, PROBABLY [include hot meme here], HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA EBIN AMIRITE?" Fucking STOP IT you pathetic fucking FAGGOTS, you are such fucking cancer that I cannot even fathom how you fucking scumbags live your dumb gay lives. Don't you have a job to get to, schoolwork to finish or a family to attend to? Do you literally do ANYTHING productive with your lives other than post stupid fucking memes? You fucking people make me sick and you're damn lucky I don't have any of your fucking addresses you fucking pieces of shits. I'd spit in your faces.

>>31413222

People like you are so fucking dumb. You don't even know the good memes, and yet you come to showderp to shitpost as if you were a king. You're fucking nothing, and people like you are what make neoderp so shit.

How can you not even recognize such a stale pasta? Can't you taste the difference? Of course not, you enjoy eating shit, this is neoderp. People like you make this the epitome of shit. It's not even shitposting, it's just shit.

I'm so done with people like you ruining showderp and making it so crap. This is why we need to require tripcodes on every poster, just so we filter losers like you out and not have to read your neoderp shit. Any way, I'm going to go cuddle my waifu pillow for a while before fucking it and going to sleep. Enjoy your shitty neoderp circle jerk, I'm leaving.

>>31413288
hoping someone else does because desu im too lazy :^)

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>>31413298

Fuck you. I have been with Showderp through THICK and THIN watching people get ass-pounded as some EDGY RETARD suggested SPECS

WEEDLE for the SEVENTH TIME in a day. You wanna know why I tripfag? I do it because it distinguishes me from the vast majority of

morons who infest these threads like a fucking Combee hive. Just look at this awful thread. From the fucking top to the bottom, you

see TREMENDOUS AMOUNTS of SHITPOSTING. I strongly encourage all of you to get a tripcode yourselves so that we are able to find

exactly who is the one who is shitting up this place. Remember LC Guy? Remember Life Orb Shuckle? These are the types of people we

need in these threads, and we need to be able to see who is GOOD and who is BAD. If you're anonymous on these Showderp threads,

you're just another potential RETARD. LE QUOTE POSTS TEAM XD EDGY BOOM BOOM SPECS WEEDLE YAM YAMS. It's no fucking wonder why the

ONLY thing the rest of /vp/ likes about us is that we are somehow managing to contain all of this shit in this thread, like some

fucking cancer quarantine (yes, I know cancer is not contagious you faggots). And if you fucking disagree with me, how about we

settle this on Showdown? Seriously, just reply to this fucking post and I'll kick your ass on Showdown OU. Oh, and I don't use a

copypasta team either, I use a nice selection of Pokemon from all tiers. AND I WILL STILL WHOOP YOUR ASS

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>>31413222

Why can't we have new,better, danker,champs for a change?is that neo-showderp?is that what we're being lead to?This shit cancerous experience of shitposting,spamming,and posting shit pastas?Where are our proud traditions?Our master, LC guy, didn't make Showderp for autistic fags to ruin it!


He, made it so we can have a unique experience on the indie scene of competitive battling! SO STOP RUINING OUR BELOVED SHOWDERP YOU NERDS, OR I'LL HAVE TO MAKE SURE YOU TASTE MY RAGE YOU LITTLE SHIT!

Manov Mistree (Exploud) @ Air Balloon
Ability: Scrappy
Happiness: 0
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Atk / 4 SpA
Lonely Nature
- Fake Tears
- Frustration
- Boomburst
- Facade

Balloon for autistic children of REEEEEEEEE

>>31413350
Calm down m8, close the tab and do something else. Dont let those guys make a fool out of you anymore

can I champ already

hellfrog

Showderp is the most cancerous thing in all of 4chan. Showderp is even worse than /v/ or /b/. I mean those boards are cancerous, but there is a shred of actual content here or there. I've probed Showdown all the way through and its pure cancer.
You maggots pride yourself on OC and quality, and there is none. It's nothing but spam, dubschecking, and some fucked up namefag roleplay. I know you're going to say 'its ironic', but it's not.

Maybe a couple of people are posting this shit ironically, but the majority of the posts are sincere.You can tell by how buttmad they get at the slightest criticism.

How can anyone be amused by dubs? It's a fucking number! It's like an infant amused by shaking a rattle. Grow the fuck up.

I'm not going to bother with the fucking weebs. You know how disgusting you are.

The only OC I've seen in the past 2 days is horribly drawn, horribly thought out ms paint crap. The rest are pictures taken off tumblr and given a stupid name. 'lol it says walruse, but it's a seal' Thats lame shit, and it stopped being funny when I was 10.

I'm done now. You can start spamming your ascii 'art', and disregard everything I've said. Don't worry, I know exactly where >>>/b/ is. I'm not going there though, I'm going to a board with actual content, something you simpletons wouldn't understand.

>>31413398
fixed

Fuck you. I have been with Showderp through THICK and THIN watching people get ass-pounded as some EDGY RETARD suggested SPECS WEEDLE for the SEVENTH TIME in a day. You wanna know why I tripfag? I do it because it distinguishes me from the vast majority of morons who infest these threads like a fucking Combee hive. Just look at this awful thread. From the fucking top to the bottom, you see TREMENDOUS AMOUNTS of SHITPOSTING. I strongly encourage all of you to get a tripcode yourselves so that we are able to find exactly who is the one who is shitting up this place. Remember LC Guy? Remember Life Orb Shuckle? These are the types of people we need in these threads, and we need to be able to see who is GOOD and who is BAD. If you're anonymous on these Showderp threads, you're just another potential RETARD. LE QUOTE POSTS TEAM XD EDGY BOOM BOOM SPECS WEEDLE YAM YAMS. It's no fucking wonder why the ONLY thing the rest of /vp/ likes about us is that we are somehow managing to contain all of this shit in this thread, like some fucking cancer quarantine (yes, I know cancer is not contagious you faggots). And if you fucking disagree with me, how about we settle this on Showdown? Seriously, just reply to this fucking post and I'll kick your ass on Showdown OU. Oh, and I don't use a copypasta team either, I use a nice selection of Pokemon from all tiers. AND I WILL STILL WHOOP YOUR ASS

something that remind you of autism

>>31413442
http://dogars.org/set/971

Have a Mega-Metagross named JIBUN WOO

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>>31413222
>>31413263
>>31413298
>>31413350

>>31413442
no

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>Manov Mistree is still online on champ's last battle

Did he die from spazzing and sperging out on bread?

>>31413442
calmest mind

>>31413222
>>31413263
>>31413298
>>31413308
>>31413350
>>31413351
>>31413398
>>31413453
can i have some (you)s too?

>>31413442
There' already a champ>>31413229

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>>31413504

>>31413475
GOTTA HELL

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>>31413526
t-thanks anon

Autism is a neurodevelopmental disorder characterized by impaired social interaction, verbal and non-verbal communication, and restricted and repetitive behavior.

>>31413222
(you)

>>31413567
I have actual real autism, and I also sometimes care for people with real severe autism. It's nothing like this, this is something else

so did showderp just implode into it's own autism at this point or...

>>31413636
something worse*

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-518472582

>>31413641
desu I completely forgot this was showderp for a moment with all the shit going on

>give a terrible team
>expect me to win
You're a bunch of fucking idiots. This is why I wouldn't use the last team. But of course you enjoy eating shit, this is showderp. All you do is spam memes all day and make you're imaginary friends on the internet. This place is, was, and always will be the epitome of shitposting. I could win I was given a good team, but instead you enjoy shoving your shit memes and funny pokemon into every team.

Ignoring everybody that messages me on showdown and filtering posts. I will champ in the future whether you fucking faggots like it or not. Of course, you won't know it's me or you're going to shit yourselves saying NOOO IMPEACH WAAAH MY MEMES. Fucking idiots.

I'm leaving this thread now, say whatever you want. Don't care. Never will, since you're a bunch of nobodies. Neo-showderp is cancer. It's a shame this place hasn't rotted down. But it will never since you cling to it oh so dearly since you're only accepted here. You shout memes that echo into nothing.

Leaving this thread. Hope you have fun wallowing in your own shit as always. You lost a good potential champ. I'll gladly go back to /a/ now.

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dumping reactions images to cleanse bread, feel free to join

>>31413641
pretty much, yeah

>>31413663
Post more lugia.

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-518475768

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>>31413663
I've got plenty of manga images to post

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>>31413663

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>>31413695
charjabug is the hero we need

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>>31413663

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>>31413662
>le neoderp meme
I don't understand why everyone on this website thinks they can explain why something is shit by claiming it's "new thing and not the old thing".

This website has always been shit, this board has always been shit, showderp has always been shit. There is no "neo" anything you just think things were better because you were less bitter.

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new team

me or technical boost v2

Shiny Metagross named JIBUN WOO

tapu lele

Cryogonal @ Choice Specs
Ability: Levitate
EVs: 252 SpA / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Ice Beam
- Freeze-Dry
- Hidden Power [Ground]
- Flash Cannon

Fighting evil by... (Lunatone) @ Leftovers
Ability: Levitate
EVs: 248 HP / 8 SpA / 252 SpD
Calm Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Cosmic Power
- Pain Split/rest
- Ancient Power
- Baton Pass

volcarona

0-1 Mew, 2-3 Celebi, 4-5 Shaymin, 6-7 Manaphy, 8-9 Victini

your least favorit buge

>>31413790
eviolite murkrow named Crotch Finger

>>31413662
>he is still replying

HOGE or minior named dogars alola

http://dogars.org/set/971

anuse

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actual image of autism anon

>>31413811
I'm just posting copypastas, wasn't even here when the shitstorm started. On a related note:

>Why the fuck does the rest of the board hate you fags?
Are you seriously asking this? Because most of the people participating in these threads are underage and the humor is no better than what you see on 9gag. The idea itself is good and by no means exclusive to Showderp, see for example Pokeaim's Sub Hub videos for a better execution of the same thing but everything is ruined by the cancerous fanbase. These threads are literally just "hahaha maymay XDD haha le epic XDD" over and over again, and the chat during the battles is no better than that. "holy shit le btfo haha XDD champ is fag haha XDD". For anyone with a functioning brain this may be amusing for maybe a minute, but then it just becomes annoying. I wouldn't really say it's a surprise that the rest of the board wants Showderp to stay in its containment thread. If you genuinely enjoy this type of humor, I recommend you to check out 9gag, Memebase and s4s too while you're at it.

>>31413842
>Why the fuck does the rest of the board hate you fags?
kek

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-518481229

>>31413770
One day you will understand why

People like you are so fucking dumb. You don't even know the good memes, and yet you come to showderp to shitpost as if you were a king. You're fucking nothing, and people like you are what make neoderp so shit.

How can you not even recognize such a stale pasta? Can't you taste the difference? Of course not, you enjoy eating shit, this is neoderp. People like you make this the epitome of shit. It's not even shitposting, it's just shit.

I'm so done with people like you ruining showderp and making it so crap. This is why we need to require tripcodes on every poster, just so we filter losers like you out and not have to read your neoderp shit. Any way, I'm going to go cuddle my waifu pillow for a while before fucking it and going to sleep. Enjoy your shitty neoderp circle jerk, I'm leaving.

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-518484378

>>31413936
no

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-518486504

>>31413897
Nigga, I've been here since 2008. This website is trash and it's never been good. It's been the spawn of some of the worst things to ever happen to the internet and some of the most cancerous memes have originated here. If you seriously think this website was better before the "neo-4channers" took over you need to reevaluate your life.

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-518489238

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-518494225

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-518497861

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-518499080

>>31414096
>I've been here since 2008
A claim like this would carry a lot more weight if it wasn't after the single worst thing that ever happened to 4chan and irrevocably changed it forever.

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-518501319

>>31414463
reddit was made?

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-518504087

new battle haha

>>31414650
use hitmonlee

tapu kek

balance roach

Assault Vest Rain Dance Goodra

new team

me AG (ou if no ag memes)

or 40 lashes

Banded Gengar

Me or showderp creates tyranitar

Palossand @ Leftovers
Ability: Water Compaction
EVs: 252 HP / 4 SpA / 252 SpD
Calm Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Iron Defense
- Amnesia
- Shore Up
- Infestation
or mega-fug if ag

http://dogars.org/set/3724

specs weedle

Misdreavus

bellsprout

IKOU Z (Accelgor) @ Choice Specs
Ability: Hydration
EVs: 120 HP / 252 SpA / 136 Spe
Timid Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Water Shuriken
- Hidden Power [Ground or Fire or Ice]/Sludge Bomb/Focus Blast
- Bug Buzz
- Focus Blast/Hidden Power [Ground or Fire or Ice]

if you get two kills in the same battle (OR one kill w/water shuriken) you may evolve it into specs battle bond grenigger

>252 SpA Choice Specs Accelgor Sludge Bomb vs. 0 HP / 4 SpD Tapu Koko: 310-366 (110.3 - 130.2%) -- guaranteed OHKO
252 SpA Choice Specs Accelgor Hidden Power Ice vs. 248 HP / 8 SpD Landorus-Therian: 392-464 (102.8 - 121.7%) -- guaranteed OHKO
>252 SpA Choice Specs Accelgor Hidden Power Ground vs. 0 HP / 4 SpD Heatran: 312-368 (96.5 - 113.9%) -- 75% chance to OHKO (note that Focus Miss will do similar damage and also have a 75% chance to OHKO)

some important calcs for ye :>

meloetta called krishna with twave toxic and relic song

something with frenzy plant

Outsped By A Snake (Steelix) (M) @ Choice Scarf
Ability: Rock Head
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 Def / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Heavy Slam
- Double-Edge
- Earthquake
- Stone Edge

if ag, DICKS or CHODES
otherwise, specs hyper beam porygon-z, but everything else is up to champ

volcarona named volcarono

gengar but only normal type moves

>>31414771
wimpod (Kabuto) @ Eject Button
Ability: Battle Armor
Happiness: 256
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Def / 4 SpD
Bold Nature
- Endure
-
-
-

milttank with whitney's set

>>31414775
Level 100

>>31414775
adamant

>>31414775
rain dance

>>31414775

the item that makes sandstorm last longer

>>31414775
0 atk ahah

>>31414775
tackle

>>31414775
Megastone

>>31414775
banded

>>31414775
shuca berry

>>31414775
252 SpA

>>31414775
hp poison

>>31414775
screech

>>31414775
sunny day

>>31414775

nicknamed AUTISTIC SCREECHING

>>31414775
crunch

>>31414775
named Weatherman

>>31414775
protect

>>31414775
female

showderp builds slowking

>>31414775
0 Special Defense IVs

AUTISTIC SCREECHING (Tyranitar) (F) @ Smooth Rock
Ability: Sand Stream
EVs: 252 SpA / 6 SpD / 252 Spe
Adamant Nature
IVs: 1 Atk
- Hidden Power [Poison]
- Screech
- Rain Dance
- Sunny Day

epic

>>31414848
blasphemy, tyranitar is only male, even the ones that lay eggs are male

>>31414775
ability is unnerve

>>31414859
its actually

rain dance
tackle
hp poison
screech

>>31414775
and a starly on a trevenant

>>31414874

tackle is illegal on tyranitar

so it's sunny day

>>31414854
31 speed IVs

>>31414874
turns out ttar can't learn tackle

>>31414859
beautiful

showderp builds my self-esteem

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>post showderp creates X
>get 20+ (You)s every time

>>31414859
shouldn't ability be unnerve?

>>31414905
only if youre female and post nudes

>>31414905
you are pretty clever to come up with that, so well done

>>31414911

yes, but that was suggsted after i posted it

champ just change to unnerve

>>31414905
HP Ghost

>>31414905
ability is simple

>>31414905
0 ivs in everything

>>31414905

perish song

>>31414905

ability is cute charm

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>>31414907
>post showderp builds the first reply with X
>give someone 20+ (you)s

>>31414859
its

Tyranitar (F) @ Smooth Rock
Ability: Unnerve
EVs: 252 SpA
Adamant Nature
IVs: 0 Atk / 0 SpD
- Rain Dance
- Hidden Power [Poison]
- Screech
- Sunny Day

you skipped
>>31414856
>>31414868

>>31414905
Pound

>>31414953

rest of EVs in HP

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>>31414947
>>31414905

>>31414905
quiet nature

>>31414966
>rest of evs
no, it should be only 252 sa until some other anon says otherwise

>>31414905
named Basket Case

>>31414905
34 HP EVs

showderp builds me a gf

>>31414953
252 hp haha

>>31414953
31 speed, 0 hp

showderp builds a snowman

>>31414987
fat

>>31414987
qt dick

>>31414987
Ability:thick fat

>>31414987
acne-ridden

>>31414987
Body Slam

>>31414987
Me :3c

>>31414987
loves u very much

>>31414987
Gender: Male

>>31414987
male

>>31414987
sassy nature

>>31414994
snow warning

>>31414994
Drought

>>31414987
emotionally abusive and taller than you

showderp builds my suicide letter

>>31414987
Self-Destruct

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>>31415024

>>31414994
Heat Wave

>>31414905
Basket Case (Self Esteem) (F)
Ability: Simple
Quiet Nature
IVs: 0 HP / 0 Atk / 0 Def / 0 SpA / 0 SpD / 0 Spe
- Perish Song
- Hidden Power [Ghost]
- Pound

there you go

>>31415044
dear mom

>>31415044
lol bye

>>31414994
Sunny Day

>champ is offline
good ruse

Champ has unironically been gone for 15 minutes, give me a team.

showderp builds my father

>>31415044
Perish Song

mastermite

>>31414768
showderp builds my new team because i am impeaching this fag for breaking the 15 minute rule

showderp writes a message to a mod one word at a time
first mod named is who i send it to

>>31414786

>>31415072
showderp builds tyranitar

>>31414994
log dick

Banded Gengar

>>31415072
40 lashes

>>31415072
fun fetus

Misdreavus

>>31415072
or
>>31415080

>>31414785

>>31415072
http://dogars.org/set/3653

>>31415084
sand stream

>>31415081
Scyther NO Swiping

>>31415081
FAT

>>31415072
qt birb (Altaria) (F) @ Leftovers
Ability: Natural Cure
EVs: 252 SpA / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Modest Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Dragon Dance
- Flamethrower
- Moonblast
- Rest

>>31415081
Hi

>>31415081
STOP

>>31415084

just use
>>31414953

>>31415081
beaner

>>31415081
please

so is >>31415072 champ right?

>>31415072
team

>>31415079
>>31415083
>>31415084
>>31415088
>>31415090
>>31415092
champs

>>31415084
bright powder

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-518515395

>>31415081
kill

>>31415084
sneaky stones

>>31415081
niggers

>>31415081
signed

>>31415090
>epic zarelbutton of max hp/max atk on a mon with abhorrent bulk that needs speed to outpace defensive threats
>power up punch over superpower so you do 20% to heatran instead of killing it
>no sucker punch
>leftovers to ensure you will hit like a wet noodle and never do more than >40% damage
Okay, even if it makes me a faggot for getting mad, I don't see how this is okay.I was champing, I had been for six or so battles, it wasn't a champ call.
I understand if current champ didn't realize this, and it was a mistake, that's fine, and I could forget it easily, but that I was put in the wrong for calling new team when I didn't even know a new champ had been erroneously called, that's just retarded.

>>31415215
>>31415090
Heatmor @ Life Orb
Ability: Flash Fire
EVs: 24 HP / 252 Atk / 232 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Fire Lash
- Sucker Punch
- Superpower
- Thunder Punch

heres better lash mem

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-518519777

New AG team

>>31414785

DICKS

MEME MACHINE (Genesect) @ Life Orb
Ability: Download
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 152 Atk / 132 SpA / 224 Spe
Hasty Nature
- Fell Stinger
- Extreme Speed
- Blaze Kick
- Iron Head/whatever

cofagrigus

if ag = z geomancy xerneas
else = citizen hips

m blastopise

http://dogars.org/set/3653

showderp bulds mega fug but must have dragon ascent

screaming hobo (gliscor) with guillotine

ebin cade

your favorite psychic type

qt birb (Altaria) (F) @ BrightPowder
Ability: Cloud Nine
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Atk / 4 SpD
Adamant Nature
- Cotton Guard
- Hone Claws
- Dragon Rush
- Iron Tail

>>31415338
>>31415340
>>31415341
>>31415344
>>31415345
>>31415346
>>31415347

showderp builds a new bread

>>31415371
>>31415371
>>31415371

z mancy xerneas

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankanythinggoes-518524212