welcome to Showderp, where we (the Rhea Perlman fanclub), give our champ 6 Rhea Perlmans to fight with.
Perlmans:
dogars.org
Everyone in this thread is gay but me.
>>31395318
Don't be so modest, you're a faggot too.
who here is ready to cure me of my heterosexuality?
also hellfrog
https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-517723072
GEDDIN
>>31395318
I'm glad that I am you
Ron > Rhea
>>31395349
Do you play FGO?
>>31395387
no he just posts anime
>>31395124
Jokes on you, I have three ISPs.
>>31395387
I just post anime
I haven't even finished playing heaven's feel AKA kitchen nightmare
Fourth time's the charm, they say! Or was it three? Anyway,
https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-517729071
GEDDIN
>>31395470
Reminder
I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream 6,000
Seven Samurai (film) 8,000
Dr. Strangelove (film) 9,000
LotR: RotK (extended version) (film) 10,000
The Godfather Part I (film) 11,000
Citizen Kane (film) 12,000
Aesop’s Fables 12,000
12 Angry Men (film) 12,000
The Cherry Orchard (play) 17,000 (stage directions included)
Macbeth (play) 18,000
Romeo and Juliet (play) 25,000
Hamlet (play) 30,000
Heart of Darkness (book) 37,500
The Art of War 54,000
The Trial 81,000
Average Modern Novel Length 85,000
1984 100,000
The Aeneid 100,000
The Divine Comedy 110,000
Adventures of Huckleberry Finn 110,000
Pride and Prejudice (book) 120,000
The Iliad 140,000
Crime and Punishment (book) 200,000
Cross Channel (visual novel) 250,000
Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix 260,000 (this is the longest in the series)
Ulysses 260,000
The Canterbury Tales 270,000
Sharin no Kuni, Himawari no Shoujo (visual novel) 320,000
The Lord of the Rings (book) 470,000
Ever 17 (visual novel) 500,000
Atlas Shrugged 540,000
Les Miserables 560,000 (it’s less words in french)
War and Peace 590,000
Tsukihime (visual novel) 600,000
Clannad (visual novel) 740,000
Planescape: Torment (game) 800,000* (this is an unreliable, poorly defined figure)
Fate/Stay Night (visual novel) 820,000
https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-517733630
GEDDIN
>>31395502
Does this take into account all the identical scenes in the 3 parts, though?
>>31395502
>King James Bible: 783,137 words
Reminder that a japanese porngame has more words than the bible.
>>31395597
I don't know, I'd assume yes since those scenes still get translated only once. Either way it wouldn't make much of a difference since only a small bit at the start is absolutely identical between routes.
>>31395502
Reminder that there are multiple MLP fanfics much longer than FSNReminder that said fanfics are also better written than FSN
pyuku
http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/gen7pokebankou-517733630
flygon putting in work
https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-517738972
GEDDIN
https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-517739441
GEDDIN
Smegmalord: we saved neoderp champ from making a big big mistake
Smegmalord: we saved neoderp champ from making a big big mistake
Smegmalord: we saved neoderp champ from making a big big mistake
Smegmalord: we saved neoderp champ from making a big big mistake
forfeit win
https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-517746511
GEDDIN
new team
reminder anime funposting is available year-long at '/j showderp'
>>31395922
XD
me or boom boom v2.5
Metagross pre-alpha (Metang) @ Eviolite
Ability: Clear Body
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Atk / 4 SpA
Naughty Nature
- Metal Claw
- Confusion
- Hone Claws
- Fury Cutter
Shiny Pumpkaboo named Police, with disable
me or a cute bug named Educated Prostitute
Duck of Hit (Golduck) @ Psychium Z
Ability: Cloud Nine
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 252 SpA / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Telekinesis
- Blizzard
- Focus Blast
- Hypnosis
z-hypnosis for speed, z-tele for damage
Mega Slowbro named Paddleball
me or kingdra
SD meganium with iron tail
Wormadam-Sandy (F) @ Leftovers
Ability: Anticipation
EVs: 252 HP / 4 Atk / 252 Def
Impish Nature
- Toxic
- Earthquake / Attract / Protect
- Skill Swap
- Attract / Protect
Passimian
rhyperior
aqua tail rhyperior
>>31396017
Master
>>31396020
>>31396022
>>31396023
>>31396024
>>31396025
>>31396026
her servants
>>31396020
Already back from your walk with your somalian boyfriend?
>>31396073
Put a trip on so I can blacklist you.
>>31396096
>blacklist
Can you stop being obsessed by black cocks, you disgusting cuck.
https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-517754162
GEDDIN
remember to be nice, showderp
>>31396170
Shup the fuck up fucking gay
>>31396187
That's embarrassing
>>31396240
And thats GAY
https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-517761414
GEDDIN
>>31396311
real girls have dicks
>>31396426
agreed
https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-517767752
GEDDIN
New champ!
Reminder you can have plenty of fun by typing '/j showderp'
Princess Rayfa (Tapu Lele) @ Leftovers
Ability: Psychic Surge
EVs: 252 SpA / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Modest Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Withdraw
- Calm Mind
- Rest
- Moonblast
or me
drampa
dd tyranitar
>>31396709
weedle but really it's snips
haha wacky duck
Quilava
Z-Metronome Snorlax
184 days in a tomb
>>31396714
Showderp builds whilst I get around to the rest of the team
Lv100
>>31396746
Sitrus Berry
>>31396746
berserk
>>31396746
lagging tail
>>31396746
nature power
>>31396746
fly
>>31396746
hidden power dark
>>31396746
impish nature
https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-517781748
>>31396746
252 attack
>>31396746
perfect ivs
You fucking people have psychic abilities. My family is trying to give their baby autism by making her watch the film "matilda" who that woman plays the mother in every single day. It's on loop.
>>31395307
Goddamnit, you made me look her up. I was worried that you had done this because she fucking died or something.
https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-517790564
https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-517790564
>>31397088
that's the same battle champion
https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-517798199
>>31397192
no lol
https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-517801391
https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-517802781
New team
endless fun
withdraw version
King's Rock Cinccino
snips
That Greninja named Mandy
waternium-z hydro cannon gekkouga
>>31397497
that greninja you wanted
Me or
Citizen Whips (Heatmor) @ Starf Berry
Ability: Gluttony
EVs: 252 HP / 4 Atk / 252 SpD
Careful Nature
- Fire Lash
- Recycle
- Rest
- Sleep Talk
the hero we need
>>31397497
roulette rock
>>31397249
no lol
https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-517811166
>>31397507
>>31397512
thanks fren
>>31397249
No, you just don't understand the rules of showderp. Like: Only Champ has a tripcode.
https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-517813245
>>31397549
>replying to it at all
>>31397594
Didn't know it was a thing until I checked catalog. That's pretty sad.
Please don't trip unless:
1: You are champ
2: You are calling for position of champ
3: You are calling the calling for position of champ
4: You want to RP and get turned into a diaper.
https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-517816832
hellfrog
https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-517820838
https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-517823328
https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-517825719
cute butt here again
ask me anything
pangoro
Mono fighting, go
All non-fighting will be skipped
metronome machamp
silvally fighting
Lucario
mono normal team
mienshao
>>31398108
silvally fight
>>31398108
pangoro
>>31398108
mienfoo
>>31398108
Zyzzbug
Fighting Silvally
Mega Luke called your favorite comunist meme
heracross
Hawlucha
hellfrog
>>31398108
xiaolin snips
>>31398108
Buzzwole with only arm trust named ORA ORA ORA
Heracross
>>31398135
mega heracross is a combination of snips and cincinno, what could go wrong?
>>31398059
pls respond
>>31398154
mega cross not getting in in time
>>31396709
>>31396746
>>31396807
>>31397004
>>31397088
>>31397191
>>31397280
>>31397311
>>31397497
>>31397547
>>31397592
>>31397706
>>31397815
>>31397874
>>31397944
>>31398108
Hello, I'd like to call attention the fact that there has been a gross misuse of a certain meme recently. Specfically, I am referring to the meme phrase "ya boi", as it relates to Guzma.
As you are clearly not aware of, Guzma's actual phrasing is, and I quote,
>Wanna see what destruction looks like? Here it is in human form—it's your boy Guzma!
or in short,
>it's your boy Guzma!
As you can see, what Guzma says is not "ya", it is in fact "your". I believe this confusion stems from what I believe was the very first Guzma thread on this board, which was posted immediately after the trailer containing this line dropped. The OP likely misquoted it in his excitement and rush to be the first.
What a faggot.
https://archive.nyafuu.org/vp/thread/27707007
Unfortunately, this thread was stickied and so this misquote has become ingrained in the mind of most of /vp/.
Please take care to correct this mistake whenever you see it.
>>31398059
do you have a cute butt?
>>31398167
Fuck off Guzmafag.
>>31398178
>>31398161
nigga it's 16/01 right now
>>31398191
I never really understood those shorts tbqh
https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7monotype-517834547
>>31398191
you should post lewds so i can see it better
>>31398227
>posting lewds in bread
n-no
>>31398059
why the fuck aren't you watching champ
>>31398242
don't worry, your naked body is safe with me.
>>31398167
consider the following
>>31398191
CB you need to get back in there and provide those links. I don't know where Champ is!
>>31398260
but is it safe with everyone else here?
https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7monotype-517837005
>>31398291
can you pls go back to being mina pls thanks
Sent from my iPhone.
>>31398291
this again
>>31398291
>smoking anything
You were pretty shit already, now you're the below even my shit.
>>31398304
who is mina
https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7monotype-517838512
http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/gen7monotype-517837005
Foxxy99: woooooow
>>31398291
show us your body so we can masturbate to it
>>31398342
LEWD
hellfrog
>>31398059
That's actually a picture of Lumie dum dum.
https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7monotype-517840598
>>31398370
tfw you will never reclaim your Australian NEET ironic gf
>>31398412
>gf
>>31398342
>>31398370
i too would like to fap to you, post your tits and i will rate them for you.
>>31398477
i dont have tits desu
>>31398242
If I ever see you trip again everwhite, you'll have nothing from me but the av limber dittos.
AssVest Chansey
When you win it turns into 184 days of fun
>beaten by a ferrothorn snipe
epic simply epic
new champ
>>31398370
6.5/10
me or ferro
banded larvesta
clingy cute
FORTY THREE (Vikavolt) @ Choice Specs
Ability: Levitate
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 224 HP / 252 SpA / 32 Spe
Modest Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Mud Shot
- Hidden Power [Ice]/TBolt
- Volt Switch/TBolt
- Bug Buzz
mud shot hits heatran, magnezone, excadrill, marowak, and moreas well as lowers their speed :^3
Citizen Snips
or
184 days of fun
Donnel weedle but evolve into snips after Kakuna instead of beedrill
Funbro
>>31398547
keys
https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-517846772
>>31398563
ill evolve this into a free pick
>>31398632
good, do it so i can impeach you
REMOVE EVERWHITE (Ferrothorn) @ Choice Band
Ability: Iron Barbs
EVs: 248 HP / 252 Atk / 8 SpD
Brave Nature
IVs: 0 Spe
- Gyro Ball
- Power Whip
- Iron Head
- Explosion
new meme
>>31398664
He has snips already you inbred
>>31398632
correct choice would have been to pick the 184 days mon so that donnel can fulfill its evo.
>>31398716
>wanting 184 days
yeah nah fuck off lmao
>>31398807
the other choice is to skip suggestions and stop champing
https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-517858738
https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-517862490
http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/gen7pokebankou-517858738
https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-517864251
>>31398829
are you delusional or just that upset that your ebic stall meme didnt get in
>a-actually i didnt suggest it..
sure you didnt kid
champ is following the rules with what hes doing, albeit through a loophole involving skipping repeats. in a hypothetical scenario where a post suggests "x or y" and the post below it is simply "x", champ may pick x in the former post and skip the latter one altogether. will it upset the suggester? maybe, if theyre autistic enough. impeach-worthy? not at all
tl;dr dont be a crybaby and relax
>>31398242
I want tohugcute butt
mono ass team
Use a Rotom, any Rotom
hehe (Cacturne) @ BrightPowder
Ability: Sand Veil
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Sand Attack
- Sand Attack
- Substitute
- Seed Bomb
torterra
sleepytime tim
Butterfree @ Focus Sash
Ability: Tinted Lens
EVs: 252 SpA / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Modest Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Air Slash
- Quiver Dance
- Defog
- Bug Buzz
carnivine
Tangela
Abomasnow @ Choice Scarf
Ability: Snow Warning
EVs: 4 Atk / 252 SpA / 252 Spe
Hasty Nature
- Blizzard
- Giga Drain
- Earthquake
- Hidden Power [Fire]
contrary snek
>>31399201
this is shell armor withdraw amnesia rest block btw
>>31399196
it isnt cute butt
Electivire or Drifblim
>>31399200
you left out sandstorm
>>31399223
>>31399200
FUCK it meant to have sandstorm
hopefully champ isn't retarded and adds it for one of the sand attacks
>>31399202
what the FUCK is this
>>31399247
it's donnel hoppip
>>31399247
skip it and take obama
>>31399247
sleepytime tim (Lombre) @ Eviolite
Ability: Swift Swim
Happiness: 256
EVs: 4 Def / 252 SpA / 252 Spe
Modest Nature
- Surf
- Rain Dance
- Rest
- Sleep Talk
https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7monotype-517869585
https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7monotype-517871545
https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7monotype-517874978
https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7monotype-517877949
new mono ghoats
Uhhh, Meme? (Golurk) @ Leftovers
Ability: No Guard
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Atk / 4 SpD
Adamant Nature
- Fly
- Phantom Force
- Telekinesis
- Snore
mega banette
mudde
The taking tree (Trevenant) (M) @ Sitrus Berry
Ability: Harvest
EVs: 252 HP / 4 Def / 252 SpD
Impish Nature
- Ingrain
- Leech Seed
- Will-O-Wisp
- Phantom Force
balloon salesman
a-marowak
haunter
anchor
>>31399590
Air Balloon Gengar
memeikyu
funclops
weedle if real stupid name.............>___>"
smeargle with 4 hazards if someone else...:)
https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7monotype-517882495
https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7monotype-517884582
https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7monotype-517885379
https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7monotype-517887543
https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7monotype-517889201
https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7monotype-517893947
https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7monotype-517897625
mono my soul team
Skuntank @ Black Glasses
Ability: Stench
EVs: 100 HP / 252 Atk / 156 SpD
Careful Nature
- Sucker Punch
- Pursuit / Crunch
- Poison Jab
- Fire Blast
KONO DIO DA (Zoroark) @ Focus Sash
Ability: Illusion
Happiness: 256
EVs: 252 SpA / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Dark Pulse
- Flamethrower
- Sludge Bomb
- Focus Blast
special mega absol
ugh meme (Raticate-Alola) @ Choice Scarf
Ability: Gluttony
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Final Gambit
a-muk
pangoro
rattata alola
Non mega Houndoom
>>31400220
Champ is doing mono dark, not normal.
>>31400243
(You)
>>31400243
>Raticate-A
>not dark
>>31400214
This is sassy
>>31400214
meant sassy
https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7monotype-517902598
https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7monotype-517904926
https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7monotype-517909008
ThatGuyKibbles (Muk-Alola) @ Life Orb
Ability: Power of Alchemy
EVs: 252 HP / 4 SpA / 252 SpD
Calm Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Rest
- Sleep Talk
- Toxic
- Venoshock
he gave me that muk set. New meme
https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7monotype-517911275
Someone linked me this earlier, what is this travesty? http://showdown.psim.online/
>>31400498
>http://showdown.psim.online/
showdow but even more retarded
i fucking hate showderp
new cham
>>31400467
or me
MAKE IT RAIN (Masquerain) @ Waterium Z
Ability: Intimidate
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 80 HP / 252 SpA / 176 Spe
Timid Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Quiver Dance
- Hydro Pump
- Air Slash/Hidden Power Fire
- Bug Buzz/Hidden Power Fire
outspeeds tapu koko
>+1 252 SpA Masquerain Hydro Vortex vs. 0 HP / 4 SpD Tapu Koko: 317-374 (112.8 - 133%) -- guaranteed OHKO
>252 SpA Masquerain Hydro Vortex vs. 0 HP / 4 SpD Heatran: 318-376 (98.4 - 116.4%) -- 87.5% chance to OHKO
>252 SpA Masquerain Hydro Vortex vs. 248 HP / 8 SpD Landorus-Therian: 400-472 (104.9 - 123.8%) -- guaranteed OHKO
OR if you already have a z-move on ur team u may use this instead
Volcarona (F) @ Leftovers
Ability: Flame Body
EVs: 240 HP / 116 Def / 152 Spe
Bold Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Quiver Dance
- Giga Drain
- Fiery Dance
- Roost
Showderp builds the first reply to this post
Yanmega @ Psychium Z
Ability: Tinted Lens
EVs: 4 HP / 252 SpA / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Hypnosis
- Bug Buzz
- Air Slash
- Hidden Power [Fire]
rocket ruse
Hoppip
keldeo with secret sword
>>31400582
hoopa
>>31400582
type null
>>31400577
>OR if you already have a z-move on ur team u may use this instead
i thought i erased that line too but 4chan did the thing where the message box goes blank and you cant do shit except exit out and lose your pretype or bite the bullet and post
sue me `_>゜
>>31400598
regular hoopa, not unbound
>>31400582
Psychic
>>31400598
cute, non-cancer form
>>31400582
hp bug
>>31400598
level 100
>>31400598
phantom force
>>31400598
buginium z
>>31400582
bright powder
>>31400598
facade
>>31400598
named poopa
>>31400598
signal beam
>>31400624
Z crystals don't work with Hidden Power
>>31400598
244 S. ATK
>>31400598
Hasty
>>31400598
0 sp. atk IVs
>>31400598
108 Spe
>>31400641
it can still hold bugium z ok so fuck off?
>>31400598
Magic Coat
Remaining EVs in Atk
>>31400598
remainder in atk
>>31400682
skipped facade
it doesn't have signal beam
>>31400682
shiny: no
>>31400682
hehe poopa
like poop
https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-517918716
mono bug feat. 3 other mons
>>31400705
>deleted
for what purpose, hotpockets?
https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-517921822
>>31400729
you can delete your own posts you know
https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-517923447
>>31400785
but I suggested it and I didn't delete it.
https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-517935328
if anyone makes a good cap of that last match you're my hero
http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/gen7pokebankou-517923447
>>31401083
>xdddddddddd include me in le screencap XDD
no, fuck off
https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-517937547
>>31401093
>he can't tell the difference between asking for a cap and asking to be put in the cap
okay
https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-517940193
https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankou-517942333
new memes next
new LC team
brightpowder xddd (Spinarak) (F) @ Assault Vest
Ability: Swarm
Level: 5
Shiny: Yes
Happiness: 69
EVs: 1 HP / 2 Atk / 3 Def / 4 SpA / 5 SpD / 6 Spe
Quirky Nature
IVs: 7 HP / 0 Atk / 9 Def / 10 SpA / 11 SpD / 12 Spe
- Rage Powder
>>31401328
Chespin
suggestor junior junior with eviolite
torkoal or vulpix if lc
>>31401328
weedle
starly
onyx
hoge
swinub
Snips jr
>>31401331
The amount of autism leaking from this post is off the charts
>>31401331
>>31401340
I love shit suggestions. Watching champ sack shitmons is so fun.
>>31401334 probably not worth bulletproof in this meta.
>>31401338 epic
>>31401339 alola vulpix might be nice
>>31401340 actually one of the best mons in lc
>>31401341 decent
>>31401342 shit
>>31401357
>weedle
>bad in lc
>>31401377
>skipping my spinarak
no
>>31401390
>Suggesting a shit spinarak
No
>>31401340
Slap Bug-Z on this nigga for fast bug
>>31401390
i wasnt paying attention, not intentional
sorry bb
>>31401393
>champ can skip suggestions now
back to /r/showderp, newfag
>>31401328
https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebanklc-517947384
https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebanklc-517950514
>>31401405
thank you <3
https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebanklc-517954535
I've realized that we deserve this hell