/GUZ/ Team Skull/Po Town general: Civil Discussion edition

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>>31390959
do memes count as civil discussion?

Alright everyone you think you can play nice this time?

>general for one shitty character
Is it autism?

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>>31391042
i'll try my best but if they get into child rape again im leaving

>>31391042
>>31391046

Guess not.

>>31391046
Says in title it's for all of po town and aether.
One character.

Okay sure.

>>31391052
No one's stopping you.

>>31391079
The only good Guzma cross dressing picture.

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>>31391116
they deserve to have fun together

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please no rape / pedophilia posts this time guys. that shit is nasty.

>>31391226
>rape / pedophilia
What?

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>>31391285
guess you weren't in the last thread
or youre just being a smartass

>>31391306
>>31391226
Shut up just pretend it didn't happen.
Christ. You act like we curb stomped a kitten in front of you or some shit.

>>31391285
People really need to calm down that's what.

4chan I expected better from you. Especially when the lot of you are jerking it over Guzma and 11 year old moon fucking.

>>31391452
>>31391477
really? this early?

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>>31391036
sure as long as it can drown out the catfights

>>31391477
Well. They aren't lying.

>>31391494
More memes. More drowning.

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>>31391503
oke doke

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>>31391091
They're cute

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>>31391503

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Who else thought Guzma was going to be a Dark-type or Ghost-type trainer before the games came out?

>>31391749
i didnt know what to expect desu
i thought maybe it'd be fossil pokemon because of the bone thing

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>>31392204
id let him kick my ass

>>31391749
I'm still mad that Scrafty isn't the flagship mon of Team Skull. Bugs are great and all, but come on.

>>31393321
Screw it, I prefer that they made Guzma a cool and original Bug type trainer

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Should I finish up my fic to help this thread not become the absolute shitshow the last one was?

>>31394471
Wat fic?

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I miss when Zivvanon wrote for us. I reread their stories so much.

>>31394957
Me too anon...

>>31394957
>mfw they wrote the only good GuzNanu in AO3

I crave death

>>31395270
To be fair, it's the easiest way to jump into smut without a shit ton of build up.

>>31394533
Guzma fucking himself with a dildo but being too loud and a grunt walking in and finishing him off.

>>31394471
Yes, please, I've been waiting for it to continue

>>31395587
please do

>>31395587
Oh! yes! That sounds great!

>>31395157
Link?

>>31395157
Really? Come on now, it's not the only good one.

But I guess if your tastes are that specific. You do you.

>>31395754
There's only like 10 fic on a03 for the pairing dude, you can find it yourself. Hell. Find something better even. Or worse depending. Take a risk. Have some fun.

>>31395754
https://archiveofourown.org/works/8955463

>>31395157
It's not the only one. There are a bunch of good ones from writers on this thread/the discord.

>>31395587
Good god yes, I need more grunts in my life desu also wish I could coherently write fics but I can't

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Think of the dope ass music they'd put out

>it's in the morning
>you're knocking on Guzmas door but don't get an answer
>you open the door and enter
>Guzma is still sleeping in a very awkward position
>you get closer to the bed
>there it is
>bulging through the blanket
>Guzmas dick
>you always wondered and since he is sleeping he won't notice so you lift the blanket a little
>it's quite impressive and really hard
>you're still looking at it
>you slowly start licking it
>you hear him moan but e doesn't wake up
>you continue to like
>you take it all in eventually and give him a BJ
>a few minutes later you are done and have an onion like taste in your mouth
>you get up from the bed and see that Guzma has already woken up
>he's looking at you in horror
>you want to apologize but he grabs his clothes and wimps out of his room
>you are still sitting there and realize that you raped the man you actually loved
>you screwed up big time

>>31396715
This turned out more depressingly than I wanted it to

>>31396715
>onion like Taste

Wat

>>31396885

With all the berries he and everyone probably eats in po town I gotta say their jizz is all probably really sweet actually.

Which is something I have literally never thought of before but

Uh

>>31396715
How are you feeling, /guz/?
Aroused? Ashamed?

>>31391042
>>31396715
Why not for JUST THIS ONCE?

>>31397119
I'm feeling thoughtful and a little aroused.

>>31397196
I thought it was nice.

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so guys, i bleached this on the back of my hoodie i wear like, every day today....

>>31396930
fic when???

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>>31397254
you better wear it proudly

Post cute art and fic now.

>>31397282
oh hell yeah i am. already went out with it and felt awesome reppin' team skull

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>>31397348
finally, my time to shine

>>31396715
>Why are you sulking? You weren't the one to get raped.
>after looking around the building for almost an hour you find Guzma hidden in the shadows of a few bushes
>he is hugging his legs and just staring straight away from you
>yo try to approach him slowly
>one step
>two steps
>he's getting up and wants to leave again
>as you grab him by the hand he twitches
>Guzma!
>whaddya want kid
>his voice is annoyed like always
>I-I have to apologize!
>"Really? What for?"
>Guzma, please forgive me, what I've done was so-so horrible!
>your voice is breaking
>he turns around and grabs your shoulder
>"Eh? I don't know what you're on about, but whatever, I'm way too hungry to be talking much"
>he leaves

>>31397430
keep going, pls

>>31397430
>It's been almost two weeks now
>you almost don't even see Guzma anymore
>the times you see him, he is just like always and you are afraid to bring up the topic again
>when you thought he had already changed
>no one has noticed anything
>you have to apologize
>Love Guzma? Ridiculous! Wy would you just do something like that to someone you like?
>it's not just about you
>you're in front of his room, head pressed against the door
>you want to open it but it's closed
>he doesn't want any intruders in his room anymore
>yo finally realize what you've done and try olding back your tears
>you've lost Guzma forever
>you fall onto your knees and sit there
>it feels like an eternity when Guzma opens the door
>you've been sitting here all night looking miserable
>"Whaddya want, kid?"

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>>31397348

>>31397622
this gives me life

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>>31397622
>his 3DS even has wimpods on it
My heart.

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>>31397348

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>>31397622
Wimpod is a good bug

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>>31397348

>>31397876
Best bug.

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I love pics like this!

>>31397896
>This will NEVER be a thing
Give me one (1) reason to live

>>31397610
>Guzma... please...
>you start crying and feel horrible
>"Why are ya crying kid? Somebody hurt ya?"
>I...I have to apologize, please...
>"Are you on about that again?"
>I didn't want to...like this...
>"Eh? Whatever kid, I'm not taking it personal."
>wh-what?
>"It's no big deal really. But I'm not sure tho if you call that IT. Ya know? At least I can thanks to you now say that I've had sex for the first time in my life, eh. Not too bad."
>th-this can't be...?
>"I just always tought it has to be with someone who loves you. Whatever kid, can ya get outta the way? I'm hungry."
>he leaves you sitting next to the door
>this is not what you wanted

I am a horrible writer, somebody finish this for me.

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>>31398034
Honestly, as much as I love Guzma, I feel like I'd like him less if he'd gotten to be a Kahuna. He's relatable because he had a shitty childhood and has these broken dreams.

That's just me, though. I'm a massive sucker for guys with flaws.

>>31398133
I was thinking more like a sequel to SM where he becomes a kahuna. Imagine his joy when being chosen by Bulu.

>>31398206
No, please not.
The only reason Guzma wants to become a Kahuna is to show his parents, that he isn't a good for nothing.
I hope Guzma can get over that dream.

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>>31390959
>>31391576
>>31397378
Hello, I'd like to call attention the fact that there has been a gross misuse of a certain meme recently. Specfically, I am referring to the meme phrase "ya boi", as it relates to Guzma.
As you are clearly not aware of, Guzma's actual phrasing is, and I quote,
>Wanna see what destruction looks like? Here it is in human form—it's your boy Guzma!
or in short,
>it's your boy Guzma!

As you can see, what Guzma says is not "ya", it is in fact "your". I believe this confusion stems from what I believe was the very first Guzma thread on this board, which was posted immediately after the trailer containing this line dropped. The OP likely misquoted it in his excitement and rush to be the first.
What a faggot.
https://archive.nyafuu.org/vp/thread/27707007
Unfortunately, this thread was stickied and so this misquote has become ingrained in the mind of most of /vp/.

Please take care to correct this mistake whenever you see it.

>>31397469
Are you satisfied?

>>31398268
We know this. But who cares? It's a meme, you dip.

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>>31391036
i hope

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>>31398294
only if i had guzmas little boi in my mouth

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It's Guzma

>>31398268
im pretty sure he says "ya boy" at least once

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>>31398418
he doesn't even say ya boy at all. he does say front when hala talks to him though

>>31398413
Careful there. The correct way to say this is, "it's your boy Guzma!"

>>31398404
You did in the beginning, you rapist.
And he loved you, but you betrayed him and broke him even more by stealing his virginity.
He'll never look at you the same way. He can trust no one, not even his friends, that's what he knows for sure.

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>>31398404
I don't think it'd be little, Anon.

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>>31398268
ITS

YA

BOY

>>31398106
OK, I'll try something nice next. This was supposed to be nice but turned out horrible.

>31398268
guaranteed (you)s

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>>31398486
what are you fucking gay?

I sense this thread is going downhill fast.

Anon used Emergency Exit.

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>>31398562
Absolutely.

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>>31398562
Who wouldn't be for him.

>>31398609
nice

>>31398585
What's the matter?
Try being nice to him, aybe you can be friends again.
But you'll never be lovers.

>>31398584
Why tho?

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>>31398268
you ever heard of this thing called having fun? its pretty neat. you should try it sometime. all the kids are into it

>>31398247
You don't think that it could also validate his personal goal to complete the trials?

>>31398106
>You walk into the kitchen to find Guzma making a sandwich
>his eyes are like death, staring at the sandwich, unmoved and unaffected by your intrusion
>'Please boss...'
>he still stares down at the sandwich, which is just two slices of white bread and a slice of ham lazily slapped on
>'Boss... I didn't want to hurt you... It was just... I was just...'
>Guzma shuts his eyes "...go away..."
>you look down at the floor 'I'm really sorry I don't know why I...'
>"Stop."
>'...I feel so bad about this...'
>"WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU!?!"
>startled, you look up
>Guzma's staring directly at you now, his face red and his face streaming with tears.

>You broke him. Shattered him into little pieces.

>You begin to cry...sob...weep
>"C'mon kid ... dammit"
>'I'm sor...ry I'm ... sorry' you whisper under whines and tears
>"Why'd you do it then, huh?" Guzma's also crying. "you couldn't handle yourself?"
>'I didn't know I just...'
>"you just what, kid"
>'... wanted you...'
>Guzma just stares at you with watery eyes
>"...why would you want me?"
>he sits down on the floor, exhausted from the exchange

> without proper prompt, you start to spill the beans.
>you talk about how you loved to be with him, whether it at the Shady house just lounging around or out on a trail bullying some spoiled trial going brat
>how you loved his messy hair but could tell he put a lot of work into the look
>how you wished that he would hang out with the other grunts more, if only for you own selfish infatuation
>how you wanted to know who he was with and why he seemed so private at times
>how you thought it was because he was just that laissez-faire about sex and how you thought he was always up in his room satisfying himself
>how you wanted to satisfy him
>how you wanted to hold him
>how you wanted to love him
>how you were his grunt and you wanted to be there for him

should i cont?

>>31399075
"why would you want me"

excuse me while i hold myself and cry

>>31399075
Pls

>>31399176
Same. This reminds me of the fic "Healing" on AO3...

>>31399075
please

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>>31399075
>you keep talking to Guzma
>telling him your feelings as you turn into a complete mess
>its like a rapid fire therapy session, weeks of angst and depression and frustration coming out
>coalescing into a sad, wonderful, beautiful, terrifying, little moment on the kitchen floor
>you've been slowly moving towards Guzma and getting quieter and closer
>you're the closest you've been to him since it happened all those weeks ago
>you start repeating yourself, fumbling over the same little words
>'I worry the times when.......and I care when......and I want you to be........and when you're like this I just can't stand it.'
>You stop talking. silence.

>Guzma breaks the silence, "Is...this how things are supposed to work?"
>you look up from your shadow cast by the singular working kitchen light and back at Guzma, surprised to hear him speak
>he doesn't sound that depressed anymore, if anything he sounds puzzled
>'I...I don't know. I'm as lost as you'
>"Well shit, kid..."
>another silence. you wanted to break it but even thinking of what to say makes you feel weak.

>"Is...this what love feels like?"

>It was such an honest question, from this big tough boss who'd beat me down and never let up
>you sat there, next to Guzma on the kitchen floor, just reading his face to try and understand what he meant
>'what do you feel?'
>"huh, well I feel like complete shit, but this...this feels...important. Like whatever I say will change everything"
>'I think I get it...'
>more silence, but this time you realize you should get back on track
>'Boss. I'm so sorry..."
>"Can it kid, it's okay"
>'It isn't though... I can't believe I could-'
>"I said don't worry. I've dealt with worse, kid. I can tell you that much."

>the guilt starts coming back to you.
>you feel so much weight press down on you
>you cover your face with your hands and knees, you think the tears are gonna come back

>>31400560
sorry for slipping between 1st and 2nd pers.

i was making mac and cheese

>>31400560
how does it end

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZCPejw_YOPA

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>>31401365
classic

>>31401365
Plumeria is me

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>>31402892

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>>31391036
more memes pls

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>>31402991

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>>31402991

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>>31402991

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>>31399062

>>31401365
help me, im dying
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VbbEtw1s7GM

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>>31403009
>>31403084
>>31403179
:,)

>>31400560
>you feel an arm wrap around you
>it's Guzma's arm
>the big bad boss is giving you a sidehug and leaning his body on you
>not enough to push you over but rather to let you know he's there and has your attention
>"It's really fine."
>you're looking at Guzma
>he's looking back at you
>his lips are pulled back, and there's a hint of a smile but it's faint

>"it's okay kid"
>'How can you say that?'
>"I dunno..."
>Another long silence.

>"We're a bunch of screwups, ain't we, kid?"
>'You're not the screwup here, I am...'
>"Oh I KNOW, you really screwed up big time didn't you? Ha ha
>Guzma chuckles at his own response, and it seemed perfectly in earnest
>You're still unsure what to say, it's just a whirlwind of emotions

>"I forgive you, kid. We all make mistakes. It just so happens yours was a BIG one."
>Guzma places his face into your hair and plants a kiss at the top of your head.
>"now don't EVER let it happen again, ya heard?"
>you nod vehemently "Yes, Boss, sir."
>Guzma looks at you "and next time, you should ASK, alright??"
>'yes, boss. I promise.'
>"Does that mean you ARE gonna ask again"

>you look at him flustered 'I... um.... err...'
>Guzma chuckles "alright then let's get off the floor"

>you both stand back up
>you immediately feel the warmth of Guzma's body as he holds you in embrace
>he whispers in your ear "Thank you,"
>'what for?'
>"You're the first person who came back to apologize..."
>you get it immediately. bad shit has happened before but then Guzma would be left alone to pick up the pieces, or worse they'd come back for more...
>this time you're there, trying to help, because you love him.
>'I can fix things, I can help!'
> "just be good for me, 'kay?"
> you nuzzle your face into Guzma's shoulder

>'okay, boss'

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>>31403321

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>>31403321
anyway I'm done with this for now
I have a couple of ideas of where things go from here, but whatever here's a guzmeme

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>>31403321
this is wonderful

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>tfw 6'4''
>swimmers build with oversized thighs from squats
>messy hair
>antisocial
>loves bugs

There will never be a Guzma for me because I am the Guzma.
Maybe there'll be a Golisopod who cares for me someday at least ;_:

>>31403321
Yay I was waiting for a follow-up from the other posts. Good work!

>>31403539
wanna fuck

Posting the video of the team skull team rocket pose off, though i feel like i failed you /guz/ when i slipped

https://youtu.be/yM4x4Ivt1T8

>>31404200
are you an 8' tall bug who would love me despite my ineptitude and various flaws?

>>31403321
Thank you anon for finishing my greentext. I'm really bad at happy stuff.

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>>31404273
No prob bob.
Imma sleep now though bc I'm sleepy
night /guz/

>>31403539
You can Have me.

>>31404250
s-sure

>>31403539
Are you my boyfriend?
If not, as a 8' tall bug made of chitin and love, I can assure you that there's one of us out there for you. You might need to catch a wimpod first, and that can take a while, but you'll find one in the end. (Unless you meant you wanted a bug metaphorically and you actually want a human, in which case please don't catch a little squishy one. Get yourself a fully evolved one, maybe even a shiny, through GTS, or maybe Wonder Trade if you're really adventurous and don't mind releasing a ton of abras on the way.)

>>31404517
Don't trust them, they're obviously a mimikyu in a crappy golisopod disguise

>>31404517
we found Plumeria

Man, I'm loving our pastebin of fics, but it's it too much to ask for someone to write one where Guzma and Plumeria actually fuck? I love blowjobs, don't get me wrong, (especially Zivv's) but I prefer a more varied sexual diet in my fics.

Also, why are they all blowjobs? It just seems a bit weird to me.

>>31404746

I noticed the blowjobs thing too, really strange trend.

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>>31404746
yeah plum and guz need to do it already

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>>31402991

>>31405084
Top quality content, 10/10

>>31404746
At least Zivvanon's got them both off and then had that other voyeurism part. But yeah I'd like to see them actually go at it.

I don't remember a Nanu/Guzma where they actually full on fuck either. Maybe I'm remembering wrong?

>>31405205
There's one on ao3 where they do for NanuGuzma.

>>31404746
I think it might be because in the games, Plumeria is definitely a compassionate underling but also has a genuinely dominant personality, which contrasts with Guzma's arrogant facade and hidden self-loathing. We don't actually get to see them interact too much, but we know that Guzma is fucked up and that even though Plumeria is a boss, she doesn't care about being the boss of Team Skull. With this weird dynamic, writing them doing something that often feels more intimate and can have associations with the female partner submitting can be hard to do right. Whereas, Plumeria blowing Guzma is easier to write, because giving a blowjobs is often seen as a submissive act, but at the same time writers can show Plumeria initiating and have her be more active than Guzma to show her caring yet dominant personality. Zivv's story pulls this off best. It even actually manages to get Guz to return the favour while still staying in character; it pulls this off be staying firmly in Plumeria's point of view while she sits on his face.
>TLDR - Humans complicated. Blowjobs easy.

Full disclosure, I'm currently working on a Guzmeria fic and a Guzma/Mom fic. Guzma gets pussy in both of them, but neither is going very well.

>>31405504
Just have Plumeria ride him. Problem solved. I feel like she'd prefer that to him on top of her pounding into her anyway because the she's basically still in control. And Guzma's definitely the type to like the sight of a girl bouncing on his dick and working to please both him and her.

>>31405596
Also, even with sex in the missionary position it ain't the position that makes a person dominant, it's the attitude. You could have Guzma on top of Plumeria doing it like usual and still clearly portray that she's the more dominant personality. But that involves making sure you have ample characterization within your smut and not just before and after, which can be hard to do.

>>31405504
Guzma/mom fic???

>>31405616
I also feel like Plumeria's got one hell of a caring personality, which could easily override her dominance or at least accentuate it.

It really isn't hard to write ic smut in my opinion.

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>>31405504
>guzmom
>guzmeria
>getting pussy in both
truly we are living in blessed times

>>31405084
kek, love it, saved

>>31405504
Please tell me you don't mean his own mom.

>>31406646
I think they refer to MC's mom. I hope

>>31406646
I'm a degenerate, but not THAT sort of degenerate. I mean MC's Mom. They fuck on MC's bed. Mom might get knocked up.

>>31406757
>Yo kid, guess that makes me your dad, also!
>HAHAHAHAHAHA

>>31406757
I honestly thought you'd typo'd Moon or something. I've never heard of this Guzma/main character's mom pairing before. But lol.

How awkward for our poor protagonist...

>>31407268
Well, at least is more normal than Guzma/MC, though I don't support neither of them...

>>31407365

Idk. Guzma is too old for the main character and too young for the main character's mom.

Can't imagine how I'd feel if my mom got with a guy not a day over 21.

>>31405596
There's an ao3 fic like that I think

>>31407482
Hey, mom isn't that old. I bet she was born in the 80's and had MC pretty young. And she's still pretty cute and rather innocent-seeming anyway.

>>31407887
Link?

>>31405504
>Guzma and Mom
>Guzma and Lusamine
>Guzma and Plumeria, who is pretty motherly
I'm sensing a type here.

>>31406766
>>31407268
I hope that fic has at least one scene with this stuff in it. I would read for that even though the pairing is squick

>>31405205
http://archiveofourown.org/works/8955463
http://archiveofourown.org/works/9057586
http://archiveofourown.org/works/8842684

>>31408147
Well, I doubt Plumeria would be motherly with him, that side of her is more for the grunts. I feel like they are on equal ground

>>31408125
https://archiveofourown.org/works/8648623

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Speaking of memes

>Guzma has been with your mother for 4 months now
>he has moved in with you
>your mom isn't at home that day so you are all alone with him
>he grabs you from behind and hugs you, his head resting on yours
>you actually like it
>"Hey Sun...
...guess you are my son now!
HAHAAHAHA"
>you actually like HIM and are jealous of your mother

>>31409524
>One day your mom asks you to sit down
>"Anon, we've got happy news!"
>She's holding Guzma's hand
>"You're going to have a little sibling!"

>>31409524
>>31409562

I was mildly okay with the first post and then you just had to go and make it awful.

I'm so baffled why anyone finds the idea of Guzma having kids appealing in the least.

>>31409890
What do you mean?

>>31409937
He's pretty much a kid himself, he needs some years to mature to be prepared for that...

>>31409937
He's hot.

>>31409524
>>31409562
These please me.

>>31409890
I think it got funny and cute rather than awful.

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>>31409937
This. Guzma is for risky, bareback sex than freak outs when you miss your period, only for it to be a false alarm and the two of you hugging.

>tfw our boy will never show us the pleasure of being cummed inside

>>31410113
>Guzma will never have his hole gaping wide open, guts sloshing with semen after being used as an (un)willing cumdump

tfw kinda wanna write a Moon pegging Guzma fic with lots of aftercare but Idk who would read it

>>31410441
Man, I am down for anything that isn't blushy gooey Moon getting topped by Guzma. I don't care for that stuff.

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I finally got Guzma at the battle tree. After so much hard work and tears.

Almost literal tears.

It was so worth it.

>>31410059
Yeah he is. I want to fuck him. Not breed with him.

>>31410441
Alternatively you could write Sun/Guzma because god forbid someone write male protagonist slash anyone ever.

>>31410909
son youve been bitching about this for like the past 5 threads
if no one else wants to write it you do it

>>31410971
This. We're not here to make content for you. Do it yourself if you want it so bad.

>>31411010
Uh...What? This is the first time I've mentioned it aside from asking for content politely once a long ass time ago.

>>31411075
Sure. Either way it's annoying as fuck to try to convince people to write what you want instead of their idea.

>>31411098
Sorry. Just thought it was a dumb idea.

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tfw you're not japanese savvy enough to look for fanart on Pixiv and you're terrified to trawl the depths that are tumblr to find good fanart of Guzma, anymore.

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>>31397896
>that disgusting chinstache

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>>31411157
oh calm down its not that bad
at worst its some mis-colourization. its mostly memes

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post young guz

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>>31411157
I know weeaboo level Japanese and still trawl Pixiv for pictures of him.

>>31411183
He'd have one and you know it.

>pulling down Guzmas pants when he is distracted

>>31411157
Pop グズマ into the search bar, add R-18 if you're after porn.

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>>31411388
This one's my favourite

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What would Guzma's dating profile look like

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>>31411157

>>31404651
I once dated an albino does that count as a real world shiny?

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>>31411388

I want to tickle Guzma!

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>>31411388

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>>31414567

>>31414538
http://archiveofourown.org/works/8750047

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Did anyone else have the same thoughts at this part because I sure did

>>31415927
>Wanting to be spanked
>Not wanting to spank

I'll never get being submissive.

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Anata wa bakadesu!

>>31415960

why not both?
being a switch is the most fun.

>>31416045
It sounds fun and I wish I got the appeal of being submissive, but I don't. I prefer either to dom or be equal.

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>>31416068
Have you been spanked before?

>>31416045
This desu.

>>31416135
I've been with people who tried all that kind of stuff because I'm a grill and it's expected of me to enjoy it. Never appealed.

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>>31416188
To each her own

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Who do you think will appear in the anime first? Lusamine in person, Guzma, Nanu, or Mina?

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>>31417250
forgot Plumeria, too.

>>31417250
Does anyone even care about Mina? Personally, I found her really annoying.

>>31417299
I care.

>>31417299
I love Mina.

>>31417250
Will Lusamine actually be a thing? They seem to not be following any of Lillie's story from the game.

>>31417299
I find Lillie more annoying.

>>31415927
they had to know what they were writing

>>31417405
they showed lillie, lusamine, and gladion together in a picture so yeah its being foreshadowed

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never forget

>guzma finds out he has cancer
>he doesn't tell anyone
>you find out about it by accident
>you ask him why he never told anyone
>"it's just for the better"

>>31420187
Wait a sec, that was meant for the Lusamine thread

>>31417299
I entirely forgot who Mina was. Was she the flying E4? Or the fairy trial captain?

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Remember that time Team Skull tried to steal a bus stop? On an island with one, single road?

Why did anyone ever think they were evil?

>>31421700
Literally everyone thought they were just troublemakers

>>31421700
Nobody legit thought they were the main bad guys dummy

I had my suspicions even before Aether was revealed

>>31424181
Exactly, I didn't think there would another Team (or in this case Foundation), but I just knew that the main villain had to be someone else

>>31410848
I haven't started Battle Tree yet. How hard is it to get him?

>>31424181
I'm kinda disappointed they didn't twist the formula by having them also help you fight Aether instead of just being funded by them.

Yes, I know the silly "dark/light same side of the coin bla bla" symbolism, but come on, wouldn't you prefer having the rejects and underdogs of Alola squatting their way into the foundation?

>>31415960
See, you have to be submissive and a masochist. That's probably the part your missing.

>>31424724

Hard as fuck, in my opinion. Had to look up ideas from other people's strategies to even make a fucking dent in the place. Right off the bat it's tedious and difficult. There is no difficulty curve and at one point I was literally stuck fighting a starmie for 15 minutes who would not stop using the move 'recover' and I thought I was going to have to quit and start all over from the beginning again because we both were on our last pokemon and PP.

I have PTSD from the sableyes and their love of 'recover' too, now.

>>31425535

Should probably add that this is the first pokemon game I've extensively played since I was a kid and had Yellow. So my opinion probably doesn't matter.

Still though, worth every tear.

>>31405504
Doctoral thesis about why plumeria is only writen giving head

>>31409562
Kek

>>31413470
This a jojo referente, ma boi?

>>31425787
No, I get you. I found the Battle Maison pretty tough in ORAS. Took me forever to unlock Archie.

>>31426840
After you've scrubbed all the floors in Hyrule, THEN we can talk about jojo.

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>>31426711
First time I've wanted to read something but got so bored I couldn't.

Person should learn the importance of being concise. It's important when you're a writer.

>>31427301

Gorgeous quality.

Does anyone here have the Guzma Nebby edit?

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>>31429106
more of them

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Maxmoefoe looks like Guzma.

>>31429119

This just made my entire night.

>>31429119
I want to kiss Guzma's forehead so badly

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>>31428980
This one?

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This artist's comics are such gold

>>31430194
No lie, I was JUST looking at the original and was about to post it. Thank you for translations!

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>>31430194

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>>31430205

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>>31430214

>>31430203
You're welcome! Glad you guys like em :)

>>31430227
This is freaking adorable! At first, I just thought Plumeria put lipstick on Moon. But this is way better.

I'd like to see a Guzma/Moon adult pregnant fic. Nothing lewd, but something sweet like that comic.

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>>31430194
>>31430205
>>31430214
>>31430227
yo thats too cute
love guzma's expressions too

>>31430194
>>31430203
>>31430205
>>31430214
>>31430227
I will never know peace until Guzma impregnates me

>>31430612
Same here! Especially finding out about his daddy status.
>>31430690
We need more comics like it, or fanfics. It warms my heart and core

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>I can explain...the boy beside me is my childhood friend from Sinnoh and he came to visit me in Alola. I didn't want to tell Cody about me shouting my love to team skull's boss in his face.... it's too embarrassing he would make fun of me and looks like Guzma has the wrong idea and I don't know why the grunt is there, passing by? And it doesn't help that when I said "I love you" to Guzma the day before Cody came to visit....uhhhhh (there the short story behind this =P)

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This one is cute, yet unsettling.

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Why? I'm more bothered by Kukui.

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Why do people make his glasses so comically large? This always bothers me.

>>31429119
Everyone post more GuzNanu IMMEDIATELY

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I know it is implied that Guzma is a tall man, but god damn.

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stop flooding the thread with bad images you moron

>>31431153
Only you're saying they're bad. Rude remarks!

>>31431177
Different anon.

They're bad.

>>31431196
I tried deleting them all, but couldn't on some. But my most treasured one is >>31431077 since it makes me smile.

>>31427360
Hey, my actual writing is concise. I just wrote that while I was reading a shitty academic paper. Guess the style rubbed off.

>>31406061
Good point

>>31406047
>>31406073
Don't get too hopeful, I might never finish it.

>>31407482
He probably fucked Lusamine. I'm guessing she's older than Mom.

>>31431177
>>31431153
>>31431196
I agree, they're pretty bad. If you drew on white paper and scanned them, or at least photographed in decent light and not at an angle, they might look better. Inking the lines might help too.

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>>31431782
he keeps spamming the threads with the worst pictures though. its not oc, he just scours for shit and posts it

>>31432153
I only do it to keep the thread alive. And it worked!

>>31414631
Never seen this one before. Bretty cute

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>>31432202
then why not post actual good ones?

>>31432236
Because everyone already posted the good ones, and I don't want to post things that have been posted before. It's my last resort.

>>31432277
Why not make OC then? I wanna see your shitty stick figures

>>31432470
DON'T ENCOURAGE HIM

>>31432470
oh yeah encourage it to spam its own scribbles instead of others, that's an improvement

>>31432277
Bitch please, you're just too lazy to find new stuff

>>31432470
Kys

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how about we all stop bitching and post quality content

Is it me or does Guzma bear a resemblance to Giovanni

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>mfw everyone into GuzNanu
>mfw I want to see stuff where Nanu is like a cool hands-off dad and Hala is an overprotective dad they argue over how to treat ya boi because they both love him and want to see him do well in life

>>31432722
I think it's especially in the eyes

>>31432722
If Giovanni were a walking shitpost, you'd get Guzma

>>31432722
Maybe his abusive dad hates him because his mum fucked Giovanni and got preg

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>>31432722
maybe without the white hair

>>31432731
>>31405504
why does everyone want to parent guzma? can't you just appreciate ya boi as he is?

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>>31432750
That's what I'm saying - when you just focus on his facial features he reminds me of Giovanni

>>31432744
Now I want a fic about Guzma finding out his biological dad is Giovanni

>>31432759
>B...but muh hurt/comfort