An edgy charizard is attacking normieville and you only have

>>31388609
Submit my anus for BURASTO BAAAN

Normies love Edgy Charizard

Undetected stones
Ninja-like stalagmites
Sneaky pebbles
Lightfeet concrete

>>31388625
>-25% HP

Now what?

Draw evil eyes on them and tape plastic red swords on them. He will know the true meaning of Stone Edge.

>Everything that isn't happy 24/7 is edgy!
>Everything that has dark colors is edgy!
Goddamn I remember back when edgy used to mean something now it's overused

>>31388609
Sand Attack it constantly while using Rock Throw

Though if it gets a hit in I'm fucked

>>31388838
Zard X is edgy, don't kid yourself.
People calling American Kirby Edgy is closer to what you're talking about

>>31388838
I know it's become a buzzword but are you kidding me?

This is the embodiment of edgy

>>31388838
It never meant anything, it has been misused since its very introduction to this shitty site.

>>31388609
Piss on its tail to put out the fire.

>>31388647
roar at him
if he comes back then he loses another 25% and I'll roar at him again

>>31388647
Actually there are 4 (four) hazards there, and 25+25+25+25 = 100%, so zard rip gg

>>31388609
>I was only eighteen years old
>I loved RIZAADON so much, I owned all the games and merchandise
>I pray to RIZAADON every night, thanking him for the Sweeps and Will-O-Wisp stalling
>"RIZAADON is love", I say, "RIZAADON is life"
>My dad hears me and tells me I have shit taste
>He is obviously jealous RIZAADON won the league
>I called him an Ashfag who faps to frogs
>He slaps me and sends me to my room
>I am crying now, because my face hurts
>I go into my bed and it is very cold
>I feel a Fiery warmth moving Dragon-Dancing towards me
>I feel something touch me
>It's RIZAADON
>I am so happy
>He whispers into my ear, "DORAGON KUROU"
>He grabs me with his Tough Claws and puts me on my hands and knees
>I'm ready
>I spread my ass cheeks for RIZAADON
>He penetrates my asshole with 33% Boosted damage
>It hurts so much but I do it for RIZAADON
>I can feel by butt tearing as my eyes start to water
>I push against this force
>I want to please RIZAADON
>He roars BURASUTO BAAN as he fills my butt with his love
>My dad walks in
>RIZAADON looks him straight in the eye and says. "It was Super Effective!"
>RIZAADON flies through my window.
RIZAADON is love, RIZAADON is life