Introducing the starters for POKÉMON: WAIFU! Choose wisely!

popplio

Popplio, Seal wife is best wife

I pick Fennekin because Serperior is not a waifu and Primarina is one of the few bad Pokemon designs.

The only one with a good final form is Snivy

>>31387034
Snivy, pls.

>>31387072
Everything in this post is wrong

Ugh why is the fox so shit battle wise compared to the other 2?

>contrary
>bulky water/fairy
>frail and magician

Fuck you game freak

>>31387034
Serperior and his big banana cock aren't even feminine.

>>31387139
>The other two are the best of their trio (unless you consider VGC for Incineroar)
>phox is the worst
Why

>>31387034
Knowing Nintendo, Gardeivor would probably be not in the game.

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Who else /snekwaifu/ here?

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best male waifu

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>>31387295
yes

>>31387278
How would a regional Pokedex entirely based on waifumons be? We already got the 9 first ones.

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>>31387034
popplio, but:
>snivy
>not chikorita

>Snivy instead of Chikorita

snek win every time

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>>31387333
No need to be upset, Barney.

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>>31387295
Of course.

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>>31387364
im not barney fag, but i still dont get why people find the snek as a waifu.

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>>31387417
Fanart mostly. The same reason many mons are considered femenine too, like Weavile or others.

>>31387451
Also Ash's Snivy was female, and using attract was her entire gimmick.

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>>31387034
>Snivy
>Waifu
Its not even that feminine. Its a fucking snake anon.

>>31387417
>not wanting to be coiled up in your sleep by her leafy green body
>not wanting to wake up to sexy snek kisses in the morning
>not wanting to have a jealous tsundere pokewaifu always trying to get your attention

I mean. I guess Snivy? Tsundere armless waifu for the win.

>>31387072
Are you insinuating that Delphox is objectively better than Primarina, design wise?

Lets just agree to disagree.

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>>31387034
Does snek waifu finally get a mega evolution?

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>>31387528
>none of this will ever happen to you
Just end my life now

>>31387034
To be honest snivy is gender neutral. You only think it's feminine because ash had one that just so happened to be a girl. And now you got a feminine expression from it.

chikorita was the OG femmemon starter

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>>31387328
Gotcha anon.

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>>31388242
>Arourus and Xerneas
>Waifumon

>>31387034
Fennekin of course!

>>31388242
>Jolteon, Flareon, and Umbreon cant be waifus
Shit taste anon

>>31388324
But they can't

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>>31388324
Any mon can be waifu if you want her to be.

>>31388242
>some eevees missing
I'm a little upset

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>>31387295
Wus Poppin my nigga

>>31388242
My Team

>Serperior
>Sylveon
>Salazzle
>Medicham
>Milotic
>Weavile

>>31388242
>reshiram

I'm mad that I get that reference.

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>>31387034
Popplio

>>31388242
>weavile
>milotic
>leavanny
>magearna
>red oricorio
>meowstic
make way boys best team coming through

>>31387034
Hey! What about Torchic?

>>31388242
You're forgetting the pseudo legendary waifumon. Wait, who would that be?

>>31388686
goodra?

>>31388686
Gardevoir obviously.

Goodra is not allowed. Slugfuckers aren't welcome.

>>31388712
>>31388727
I've seen people waifu a Garchomp before so there could be that.

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>>31388727
But gardevoir is not a psuedo. You can include garchomp if it can't be goodra for whatever reason.

>>31387528
I mean you can do one or two of those things by getting a large snake breed
or maybe even the third if you have another pet and the snake is self aware
just note it might coil around your neck and try to choke you probably

>>31388242
My current team in the game is Primarina, Salazzle, Pheromosa, Celesteela, Tapu Lele and Garchomp, so I would just swap the last one for Tsareena.
Sucks that this team will be worthless once bank updates.

>>31388727
PSEUDO
you fucking retard, of course gardefags are illiterate AND obnoxious my god
anyways i vote garchomp, it actually has thicc as fuck thighs and a thick tail too

>>31388242
>Furret
>Plusle and Minum
>Nihilego
>Alola Meowth/Persian
>Aurorus

>Not Garchomp/Other eevee Evolutions/Mightyena/Emolga/Togedemaru/FUCKING TOGEKISS/Heliolisk/the 100% f.emale/Normal Meowth and Persian/Banette

Meh, 6/10

I don't see the whole snake line or the first and final fox as feminine at all, the rest I could see it

>>31388986
ok

Why does everyone consider Serperior a waifumon
It's like a Chinese Emperor
This is bullshit

>>31387563
Please no
Don't ruin the snake

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>>31389056
It's cute, would fug. Doesn't help that a lot of jap artists portray it as female.

>>31388242
>some split evos missing
nani?

>>31388947
Wait, would Blaziken even count as a waifumon?

>>31388947
>Garchomp
>Mightyena
>Togedemaru
>waifumons
what

>>31389299
I want to shove a togedemaru up my ass

>>31389347
I'm sure some people want voltorb anal beads but nobody would call it a waifumon

>>31389299
Well, can you think of any of the pseudo legendary Pokemon that can be considered a waifumon?

>>31389407
Goodra

>>31389425
Yeah let's just stick to Garchomp.

>>31389542
Goodra

>>31387072
>>31387159
>>31387417
>>31387512
>>31388334
>>31388727
>>31388899
>>31388986
>>31389056
>>31389183
>>31389299
>>31389373
>>31389542

(You) don't get to have a waifu.

>>31388242
Not going to lie, I wouldn't say no to putting my penis up mismagius' skirt

Serprior for fat snake cocks and intense cuddling.

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>There are people IN THIS THREAD that think serperior isn't the best starter waifu

>>31388242
>no clefable line
>no lanturn line
>no banette line
Shit roster

>>31388242
You do know the only way you can do a dex without people getting mad would be including literally all pokemon right?

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>>31387034
and its corresponding counterpart, POKÉMON: HUSBANDO! What will be its starters?

>>31390157
litten, chespin and squirtle

>>31390157
Blaziken, Greninja, Decidueye

>>31390167
This but swap Squirtle for Froakie so there can be one bara, one strongfat, and one slender guy

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>>31390157

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>there are people that exist who don't want to marry delphox

>>31390169
>not wanting to have a hot athletic waifu to hard fug and train
>not wanting to have a sexy, wet ninja waifu to love and praise
>not wanting to have a adorably fluffy shy waifu to cuddle with at night

>>31387417
women and snakes in general share a lot of traits

>>31390497
>>>/r/MensRights/

>>31390559
but i was talking about how they induce my urge to keep them warm and boop their noses i swear!

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>This thread

Nice of the princess to make a condensed thread containing all waifu fags, eh, Luigi.

>>31390169
superior taste, brother

>>31388242
What makes things particularly weird is how the tallest of pokemon are usually drawn to scale with the kids in the show. A delphox is only 4'11" for example.

>>31391016
>delphox
>xxxxxxx16
>Row 1 column 6.
Huh.

>>31387034
>snivy
>not the more feminine chikorita

>>31387034
Snivy isn't a waifumon at any point.
Fennekin loses it at the final evo.
The only choice is Popplio.

>>31389108
And most official media too.

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>>31387034

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Give me Braixen!

>>31388727
Goodra is the logical answer though, and Slugfucker is long gone, so it isn't an issue at this point. Besides Dragonite, the rest of the pseudos look way too masculine.

There is much more people who husbandoes Garchomp than people who waifues it. Same goes for Blaziken.

>>31390157
Which would the Husbando dex be?

>>31391952
>Venusaur
T H I C C

>>31390926
Where's the blue burn?

>>31394991
Huh?