>90 accuracy >miss! >miss! >miss! >miss!

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>>31378791
>When its used against you
>It lands
>It's super effective!
>Critical hit!

>>31378834
>it's a high roll

>>31378834
always

>>31378834
>"calculated"

Fucking story of my life using Play Rough in the Battle Tree

Bright Powder a shit

>>31378791
This is why I only use Swift and Ariel Ace.

>>31378865
>x avoided the attack!

>>31378865
>It doesn't affect X...

>>31378857
Battle tree is full of bullshit

>the opposing x used thunder wave!
>you will never move again!

>>31378865
>Not adding in smart strike for fairies

>>31378791
fucking choice scarf rotom using hydro pump

Fought that fucker 3 times before i got to round 30.

Would have beat me too but it's A.I. is extremely dumb. Like for some reason it's scared of garchomp and rather than finish me off will switch out. then switch back in and use trick. giving me it's scarf and helping me kill it.

but it still never fucking missed

>>31378909
actually in tears imagining if the game said that if your mon got paralysed

>Your pokemon's sp def was dropped after Focus Blast connected

>>31378909
>get paralyzed
>manage to attack five turns in a row and win
R N G
N
G

>>31379192
N-NANI?!

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>heatwave has 95% accuracy
>misses both opponents

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>freeze opponent
>they thaw out immediately
>opponent freezes you
>stay frozen forever

Fucking Battle Tree.

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>>31378791
>Using Stone Edge instead of switching to a different team member
>It hits

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hello

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>>31379405
>10% chance to activate
>activates every turn

>>31379405
>Slowbro's Quick Claw activated!
>Slowbro used Water Pulse!
>A critical hit!
>Your Pokémon is confused!
>It hits itself in its confusion!

>>31378791
>Pheromosa used High Jump Kick!
>It missed!
>Pheromosa kept going and crashed!
REEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>31379405
>>31379449
I don't believe for a second that this has a 10% chance to activate. I'm sure I'm being japed.

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>>31379449
>Winning a game
>Just have to take down a quick claw Snorlax with my 3 Pokémon
>He moves first 3 turns in a row and OHKOs me each time

>>31378791
>Foe Tyranitar used al 8 of its stone edges! all 8 hit! all 8 become critical-hits!
>Foe Milotic used any of its ice beams/scalds! your [mon] became frozen/burned! you'll never thaw out, btw
>Foe Alakazam used any of its psychics! []'s Sp.Def was lowered!
>Foe Clefable used thunder wave! You'll never move again!
>Foe Celesteela used fire blast! a critical hit! your [] was burned!

Then:
>Your Diancie used Diamond Storm! but it missed!
>Your Hawlucha used high jump kick! but it missed! hawlucha kept going and crashed! hawlucha fainted!
>Your Heracross used pin missile! but it missed!

Everytime

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>This whole fucking thread

>>31378857
This, I lose my 42 streaks and have to restart everything because a fucking Lapras dodged 100% accuracy move, twice.
Hit once, then missed again

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>focus blast
>70% chance to hit
>you use it
>misses 3 times in a row
>opponent uses it
>Critical hit! X's Special Defense went down!
>rinse repeat for 3 turns in a row.

>>31378857
>Using a sleep talk aggron in the oras maison
>Aggron used rest!
>Togekiss used encore!
>Proceeds to do this every time he wakes up

WHY IS PLAY ROUGH 90 ACC
WHY IS IT THE ONLY PHYSICAL FAIRY MOVE WORTH TALKING ABOUT
WHY CAN MISSING LOSE YOU A ROUND
WHY IS POKEMON SO LUCK BASED
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>31379924
>ONLY PHYSICAL FAIRY MOVE WORTH TALKING ABOUT
You mean only Physical Fairy move, period.

>>31379924
WAIT
PLAY ROUGH LITERALLY IS THE ONLY PHYSICAL FAIRY MOVE
AND BULU DOESN'T GET IT
FUCK THIS GAY EARTH
EQ HAS 10 MORE BP AND 100 ACC
RAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHH

>>31379965
People like you make me glad Pokemon isn't real cause you would beat yours.

>>31380011
I wouldn't beat my pokemon
If anything I'd beat up my opponent
Only if they're a stallfag though

>>31380038
Oh no thats cool. I'd fucking kill a stall fag.

If you make my pokemon use struggle you better have a gun on you.

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>Walrein

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>>31378834
>Rock slide in doubles
>Critical hit on both
>Flinch on both

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>>31378909
>Rotom used thunder wave
>Mimikyu is paralyzed and can't move
>Mimikyu is paralyzed and can't move
>Mimikyu is paralyzed and can't move
>Mimikyu used shadow sneak
>Opponents Pokemon healed itself using a sitrus berry

>>31379965
That's just how they do it. Apparently GF doesn't want reliable physical fairy moves for the same reason they don't ever want accurate rock moves. Basically it's just bullshit
>>31380176
Well they would probably have more pokemon to defend themselves that you since you clearly need to git gud

I've been saying for years that GF are massive fucking liars when it comes to percentages and no-one takes me seriously

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Hello trainers!

>>31379504
>Your pokemon fainted

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Going for #1 in my country (low 1800) on BSS before the season runs out. Got a Gyarados mirror and had Thunder Wave (Sitrus Bulky Gyara with Ice Fang + set-up for cancer Glalie) miss 3 times in a row and the fourth one got cancelled out by a surprise Lum Berry. Won anyway because Mega Scizor.

>>31379439
FUCK THIS THING

>>31382167
Fuck this thing.

>Pokemon used Sleep Talk!
>Pokemon used Rest! But it failed!

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>>31378791
>Opponent uses Hypnosis
>It lands

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>>31382605
it's worse when it happens 3 times in a row.

>>31382679
It was Faba.
Shouldn't be hard at all.
He fainted half my team.

>>31382679
EVERY. FUCKING. TIME.
I hate Crobat especially for also being faster than anything that uses it.

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>>31379405
>Lickylicky's Quick Claw activeted
>Lickylicky used Blizzard!
>It's a Crit!
>Your pokemon was frozen!

>>31378834
>Focus Blast hits
>a critical hit!
>Your special defense fell!
Fucking kill me. This cost me a battle tree win streak once.

>>31383047
>Implying megamence has the chance to be frozen

>foe tyranitar with sandstream
>me ... a charizard with focus sash
>use focus blast... Never hits
>tyranitar use stone edge
>super effective
>critical hit
>survives by focus sash
>faint by the sandstorm

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>>31383336
>sash charizard
>with focus blast
you have more to worry about than rng, buddy

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>>31379405
>Glaceon's quick claw activated!
>Glaceon used Blizzard!
>Your pokemon got frozen in ice!

I can't tell how many fucking time this shit happened. It literally happened three times in a row which made me lose the battle.

>>31382167
Movesets like this belong in Pokemon Stadium 1

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>Wild shitmon appears
>Can't escape
>Can't escape
>Can't escape
>Shitmon called for help!

>>31378909
>tfw using hackmons to obliterate the battle tree
fuck you Gamefreak, stop giving us this shit. I don't want RNG facilities in my face.

I met that asshole flichdactyl today

Motherfucker sweep me 3 to 1 because I couldn't fucking move. Does that thing only know Rock Slide?

>>31378791
>pre gen 5 tackle

>karen's Umbreon used double team

NEVER EVER

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>Mimkyu is Play Rough!
>X avoided the attack!
>X used Blizzard!
>Mimikyu is frozen and can't move!
>X used Blizzard!
>Mimikyu is frozen and can't move!
>X used Blizzard!
>Mimikyu fainted!

>>31383336
I've literally NEVER used Focus Blast...ever.

Why people even bother with it is beyond me.

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>>31386525
>>Mimkyu is Play Rough!

>>31382563
this fucking gif is beyond accurate

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>>31378791
Welcome to fire emblem

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>>31386542
I run an Oranguru and thats the only good special fighting move. Its extremely helpful when it actually fucking hits

>>31386565
pls no bully i'm just tired

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>>31386607
/thread
>almost kill yourself with a devil axe
>enemy brigand hit's you with an axe and sotflocks the game

>>31385186
This is why I fucking hate SOS Battles or whatever they're called.

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>>31386607
>Send Ryoma in the middle of a bunch of enemies with 1% hit chance.
>Random enemy hits Ryoma twice, second hit being crit that kills him

Fuck

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>>31386607
don't forget xcom

>>31379449
It's actually 20%

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>Xurxitree used Thunderbolt! It missed!
>Xurxitree used Thunderbolt! It missed!
>Xurxitrss used Thunderbult! It missed!
I fucking hate this god fucking damn game.

>>31389154
Oh, my bad