ITT: Stupid Mistakes you've made

>>31373901
Why not just tell him those can't be traded, he is fucking 8 years old.

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>>31373901
>not taking 4 1/2 minutes to breed them

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>>31374049
>blades of fury

>>31374049
>Breeding
>Ash-Greninja

Just tell the little snot "no"
It's not that hard

>>31374049
Not OP but Ash-Greninja can't be bred, and the apparent Munchlax in question knows Happy Hour, which is event-exclusive.

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>Be in 8th Grade
>Friend knows I know shit about Pokemon
>Asks if he brother can play a Pokemon game for a week
>Give him Pokemon Platinum
>"He can keep it, it's not like I'm going to be playing Pokemon any longer."
>It had my Toy's R Us Mew that I had always had on my team since Fire Red
>It had a mostly complete pokedex
>And yet, 8+ years later, I'm here on a Taiwanese rock painting board for pokemon

I'm still mad about decision, I want my Mew back.

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>>31374094
>doctor suess

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>>31374114
>suess

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>>31374114
>final fantasy 7

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>>31374130
>revenge of the sith

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>>31374151
>gex the gecko

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>>31374171
>disney's hercules

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>>31374010
>>31374103
This kid is a HUGE pain in the ass when he wants to be, and he would have followed me around bitching the entire party for 4 hours. It was annoying, but since I hadn't gotten in too much time on the game and I could get them both again, I felt like I should just do it to deal with it. Besides, he'll like that he can play with that Pokémon that's in his Smash game. It was just not a situation I wanted to end up in. The next time I see him, I'll probably say I lost my game.

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>decide to take a break from Pokemon and try some other pokeclones
>pick up Digimon Cyber Sleuth
>it's such a good game that newer Pokemon games feel like just a tutorial for Cyber Sleuth with less variety
>I only go on /vp/ now because I feel obligated to, even though I prefer Digimon

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>>31374186
>Gurren Lagann

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>>31374186
>Megas XLR

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>>31374261
>camp lazlo

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>>31374289
>naruto

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>>31374301
>bleach

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>>31374329
>splatoon

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>>31374365
>ebin mickey

>>31374107
>Toy's R Us Mew
you dun goofd son

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>>31374365
>jibun wo

more like my brother's mistake

>eithersold or misplaced all his gen 1-3 games apart from Emerald
>they're now like $100AUD each apart from R/S because nobody but soft resetters and the 3 cunts with E-Readers want them
>I bought Emerald off him nearly a decade ago because he would've probably gotten rid of it otherwise
>still cherish that Emerald

and now my brother's going to jail for drug trafficking

fug

in retrospect this doesn't have a lot to do with the OP

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>>31374379
>zatch bell

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>Be given a free focus sash in my Moon game by a random "trainer miniboss".

>Equip it, use it, save after.

>MFW focus sash is GONE FOREVER because it was used in the main game.

>>31374485
you can buy them in the battle tree

>>31374493

No shit, Sherlock.

But earning BP take forever. Especially for something I already had before. As if dat fucking rocky helmet cost 98BP.

>have lost or damaged every single pokemon game i've ever had up until Y
>had to sell Y anyways because i was homeless for a time
>used one of those AR codes in gen 4 to make every single pokemon shiny
>used another one to make me able to steal trainers pokemon in FRLG (i loved the gamecube games but they didnt satisfy my stealing fix)
>lied to the bus driver when she found someone else's copy of pearl and told her it was mine, then proceeded to never play it
>missed almost every pokemon event up to this year due to sheer laziness
>gave away all of my pokemon cards (somewhere around 900) to the local mexican kids when i was in 8th grade because i thought i was outgrowing pokemon
>even my jumbo sized darkrai and ancient mew
>believed in the deoxys on the moon rumor until my internal battery died

>>31374130
oh gawd that fucking pic, makes it even better considering what a madman wigglytuff is in MD. thank you for that

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>>31373901
>>31374392
>in retrospect this doesn't have a lot to do with the OP

same, this is more like my cousin's mistake

>quit Pokémon since Emerald but wanted to play a new one for some reason
>cousin buys SoulSilver for my brother
>my brother already had every Gen IV game
>maneuver to keep it for myself instead of returning it to the store
>250 hours says I made the right call

250 hours is a lot of playtime for me

>Year 2000
>Best friend lives next door.
>His cousin has been playing pokemon blue
>Always talks about it
>Best friend doesnt really know much about Pokemon games.
>Asks to borrow Pokemon Red to battle cousin because he is staying the night
>Let him
>Best Friend crushes his cousin with just Original Post Game Mewtwo and Toys R Us Mew
>Next day gives game back
>Says he has bad news
>Cousin got up in the middle of the night
>Released Mew and MewTwo
>Best Friend apologizes.
>Pissed off royally.
>5 months later
>See his cousin playing gameboy outside
>Take his gameboy
>Check for my MewTwo and Mew while he is running inside to tell on me.
>Don't see them.
>Wipe his entire game
>Restart new file
>Name his character "FAGGOT"
>Throw his Gameboy in the yard.
>Go inside my house
>Flip his mom off through the window while she is knocking on my front door

What a fucking faggot.

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>>31374927
>read "Year 2000"
>briefly thought you were about to make a shit post about the future

>>31374927
huhuhuhuhu

>>31374195
munchlax was an online gift, could have just downloaded it on his console, and got him the demo for greninja

>>31373901
i restarted my platinum version and forgot to trade over my lvl 100 glaceon and milotic

>>31375061
i sold one of my games and didnt realize my 6iv ditto was on it until a year later when i actually started breeding for competitive

>>31374927
We need more "get rekt" stories like these

>>31374927
good job anon

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>>31374927
>Flip his mom off through the window while she is knocking on my front door
I don't know why but I find this extremely funny.

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>>31373901
Not something I feel upset over anymore but I still look back on it occasionally.

>Was a 4th grader who really loved pokemon and just completed Diamond
>Get pressured by this middle schooler to temporarily trade him my Giratina because he's so shit at Platinum he needs a lv. 72 legendary to beat Candice
>He trades me a shitmon in return because he's just 'borrowing' Giratina
>Some time later, ask for Giratina back
>"Then you need to give me your Dialga in return :^)"
>Just a little kid who really wanted Giratina back and didn't want to argue with someone older, so complied
>It's not even the right Giratina, it's a lv. 54 one he got from his own game.
>Keeps claiming I'm wrong and ignoring me when I tell him this, so I give up

Then I restarted my save file anyway.

My crackhead roommate in college stole my Y version and sold off individual shiny mons that I had from FRLG till then on eBay.

She also stole my medication without knowing what it did and had to go to the hospital for ODing on depakote, Xanax and Tramadol. I'm surprised she was smart enough to figure out how to sell the mons desu.

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>>31374927

>>31373901
>>31374195
Slit your throat.

>>31375365
Pokemon got banned from my elementary school because so many kids were getting conned by each other.

>>31374229
gtfo faggot

>>31374229
And on the flip side of this:
>have a vita
>played about 5 good games and everything other game I've picked up has been shit
>get digimon cybersleuth
>OK game, but everything evolves into a fucking dinosaur with a rocket launcher on its head. Nothing is cute.
>get a n3ds, and moon.
>riding the nostalgia high
>the pokemon are cute
>evolutions don't require two gameplays just to get stats high enough.

I like my games dumbed down desu.

>>31374229
>tfw no money for pieceofshitva or ps4
>havent gotten to experience cyber sleuth

>>31374616
If you haven't seen that pic here before you're extremely new. Leave now while you still can/

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>3rd grade
>pokemon was the shit
>gameboys weren't allowed at school but cards still were
>everyone trading cards and trying to play the game despite not knowing how it works
>decide to bring my cards one day
>I had the Charizard card
>yes, that one
>everyone wants it but I'm not gonna give it away
>one kid asks me if I want his Blastoise card
>offer him a Golduck
>he agrees to trade
>I hold out the card but he's keeping his in his hand
>as he reaches for my card his hand changes direction towards my pocket
>fucker snatched my Charizard and ran
>follow him, kick him in the balls
>can't get the card back, not even with force
>complain to teacher about it
>that was the day pokemon cards were banned at my elememtary school

>>31373901
Can't say no to a spoiled kid? You suck m8.

Not exactly Pokémon related but
>Leave some DS games in one of those portable cartridge cases
>Visiting my grandma
>I leave it on the table
>She has no idea what it is so she trashed it
This happened almost 10 years ago and I'm still salty

Used Bide on a shiny Giratina

>>31374049
Ash-Greninja is homosexual
He can't breed

>>31377904
Did you get your Charizard back?

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>year 2000
>pokemon pogs are the shit in my country
>one kid in my school asks me to borrow him my pogs
>fucker hides them in his pocket
>tells me he will give them back the next day
>he doesn't
>tell my mom because i'm too shy to confront the fag
>mom tells the teacher
>get my pogs back, but they are banned from now on

Surprisingly nobody hated me after that incident.

>>31377974
I thought he was just sterile like mules or hinnies.

>>31378033
no

>>31378128
you got your shit back, at least you gained something of value from it

the big kids in our elementary school started some black market den for pokemon cards after they were banned in our school

>>31378153
I'm so sorry for your loss, man.

>>31374512
Battle Royales give you BP too.

>>31374195
A literal cuck

>>31374485
Happened to me, too.
Really, that belongs in a 'stupid shit the game does' thread.