>Stay away from my girl, nu-male.

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I would absolutely fight for Primarina's love

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>>31371741
>Sorry bitch, she's taken.

>>31371801
Y-you aren't even real

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>>31371801
You're not even real.

>>31371741
It's not my fault that the beutiafull seal loves hooded edgelords now is it. Now stop thrid wheeling you stupid cat.

>>31371984
>beutiafull
Are you having a stroke?

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Incoming Autism in 3...2...1...
Primarina is with Samurott
Incineroar is her ex trying to win her back with help from his dorky wingman Decidueye

>>31371741
>No male primarina and female incineroar stuff

Why live ?

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incineroar isn't a degenerate who spouts the alpha/beta male bullshit

A nu-male would never provoke an alpha, so either Decidueye isn't a nu-male or Incineroar isn't an alpha.

>>31374147
YOU'VE CAUGHT THEM IN A LOOP

>>31372091
I could see a Web comic solely based around this plot.

>>31371917
You're not either.

>>31374147
Decidueye is the nu-male. Incineroar can't be an alpha because it's a heel wrestler and destined to always lose to the true alpha-males.

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>>31372091
Samurott is for Serperior

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>>31374648
Serperior is for Primarina

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>>31374675
I like this

>durrrr numale
How old are you fucking faggots?

>>31371993
No but primarina is stroking my feathery dick

>>31374577
How the duck is decidueye a numale? If anything incineraoar is the closest thing to a numale

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>>31375122
>How the duck

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>>31371801
How can she love something that doesn't exist?

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>Using shitty /pol/ tier buzzwords
Neck yourself kiddo

>>31375122
The AJ Styles of pokemon, a numale? Get out of here.

>>31371741
Why are incineroar fags so insecure?

>>31371741
>girl

>>31371741
What are the chances that primarina is female though

>>31371741
You dont get it, the owl was protecting incineroar from appearing in a picture with such a huge fucking faggot

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>>31375673
>implying they aren't all faggots

>>31375663
Considering the artist that makes these pics said it was, 100%

>>31371741
Primarina is a dude anyways.

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>>31371741
imo, the only canonical Pokemon nu-male

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>>31373466
>barabait and furbait
>not a degenerate

>>31371741
Decidueye and Inceneroar are both edgelords, far from being numales. Primarina is the Numale in the picture

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This is a decidueye thread now.

>>31375162
so many people do that, they have waifus and husbandos.

>>31374648
More Autism in 3...2...
Serperior is for Decidueye. She's a bit of a "shy-girl" but they both get awkward around each other. On top of that, there's Emboar acting as her big brother figure constantly cock blocking the two.

>>31375122
Decidueye is a UUmale.

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>>31377303
I always kinda saw Empoleon and Serperior as being a thing given their royalty vibes and general egotism

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>>31371741
What if the love triangle had another order though ?

>>31377328
*Autism Engage*
Empoleon is with Garchomp. When Empoleon's ego get the better of him, Garchomp is alawys there to knock him of his high horse. And he likes that about her. So much so they have a Gabite and a new born Gible

>>31377328
personally i don't find Serperior very feminine nor do i find it masculine its the most gender neutral starter out there.

just let empoleon give his metal penguin dick in swanna

>>31377378
>Him

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>>31371741
Decidnumale can have Incineroar to himself. Primarina is a straight male

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>>31377478
agreed

What exactly IS a nu-male anyway?
>inb4 (you)

>>31377490
It's this>>31375722

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>>31377340
I like this

>>31375722
underrated

>>31377490
A new type of male only found in the 21st Century.
Traits include:
>Oversized hipster glasses
>A beard
>"Pop culture" tatoos
>Vegetarian or vegan
>Has a girlfriend but isn't the guy his girlfriend sleeps with
>100% liberal political views
>Is ashamed of being white
>Will lose to your grandma in a fight

>>31377536
Hm. Decidueye always seemed more like a stoner desu

>>31377543
I would have pegged him as the kid that would draw coldsteel the hedgehog.

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>>31377536
>Oversized hipster glasses
yep
>A beard
Dartrix (arguably) looks like it has one, or that was at least my first impression of it
>Has a girlfriend but isn't the guy his girlfriend sleeps with
So, a cuck which Decidueye and the other starters are already established to be.
>100% liberal political views
Depends on how you see Robin Hood
>Will lose to your grandma in a fight
Definitely.

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>>31371741
>male

>>31377340
The only good thing in this shitty thread

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>>31377657
>flightless bird

>>31377685
You didn't crop right o can see the tip

>>31377505
Superior ship

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Poor Decidueye.

>>31377833
>Seal kissing a tiger
Interspecies pokemon ships should not exist.

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>>31377845
We're well past that point, anon

>>31371741
>nu male is now an insult instead of faggot because everyone on this board is a faggot nowadays
Really makes you think

>>31371917
>She prefers an imaginary boyfriend over you.

Really makes you think.

>>31377994
>she

>>31378010
This meme is old and boring anon

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>>31378017
>This meme
Keep telling yourself that anon

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>>31371741
>implying Incinerina>Deciduroar

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>>31378019
I don't have to convince myself of anything anon, Primarina is canonically female and my own Primarina is female

>>31371741
>girl

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>>31378035
>Not wanting a male Primarina

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>>31378035
It's ok anon, it's 2017, you can admit you're into trannies nobody is going to judge

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>>31378055
Are you one of those salty owlfags? I can't find another single reason for posting the ">she" meme after all this time and still finding it funny. Same goes for Nu-male, mind you

>>31378055
>He takes a game mechanic this seriously.

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>>31378116
>>31378154
Next you're going to tell me the barafurbait is a girl too ?

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>>31378045
I bet you want male Salandit too

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>>31378182
Don't worry it's already a thing

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>>31378182
Salazzle is actually one of my favorites of this gen. A male salazzle with zero differences would be nice too kek

>>31378198
>When the gay scalies get mad there's only a female version.

>>31378198
God damnit
>>31378181
Here's your (You) again
>>31378210
I like Salazzle too, good taste

>>31378181
>He's still taking a game mechanic this seriously.

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>>31375122
>how the duck

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>>31378226
>When the straight furfags get mad it's clearly a dude

>>31377325
That means Primarina is a RU-male and Incineroar is a NU-male

>>31378268
>Primarina lower than Decidueye
anon...

>>31378268
No that would mean Decidueye and Incineroar are RU-male and Primarina is UU-male

>>31378257
>Making a 100% female pokemon into male is the same as feminizing a pokemon with a 12.5 chance to be female.

Anon, I think it;s time you stopped posting.

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>>31378268
>RU-male
RU-paul?

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>>31378226
>When the waifufags get mad there's only a male version

>>31374147
Deci is a nu male but incineroar is an overprotective alpha.