Friday the 13th Edition
Post lewd umbreon crop
>>31365832
no
>>31365832
Here's an Umbreon crop, your job is to guess whether or not it's lewd
Make sure to give ur eeveelution intense rubs
Make sure to give very "affectionate" hugs to your Sylveon
>>31366161
>>31366181
cease and desist
>>31366131
Not lewdDid I guess right?
>>31366248
Yes, very good
Here's another, lewd or not lewd?
>>31366320
It really looks like it's lewd, but I feel like you're just baiting me. Not lewd?
>>31366207
Is this fine anon?
>>31366330
Was it that obvious?I don't actually have anything lewd saved and you shouldn't either
>>31366367
>drawn butthole
DELET THIS
>>31366367
it's fine, but barely
>>31366367
>>31366410
I want furries to leave, eevelutions are not for lewd. Take your glaceon and go away.
>>31366563
It feels like there's been more of them than usual in these threads the past few weeks
>>31366410
>>31366720
>five Eevees
>one already evolved into Flareon
what did he mean by this?
>>31366747
The fluffiest
>>31366720
flying type eveelution when?
>>31366779
Never
Anyone know if this is legit or if I spent 15 dollars on a bootleg last summer, plush thread isn't telling me shit
>>31366684
>>31366975
http://www.pokemoncenter.com/espeon-pok%C3%A9-plush-%28standard-size%29---8-1-2-quot%3B--701-00967
Compared to this, it looks like a bootleg. Don't know for sure, though, since I've only really gotten one official plush myself.
>>31366975
Looks fake desu
>>31366975
Yeah, it's way off from the official one. I don't think The Pokemon Center's quality control is that bad.
>only one of these doujins were translated
a VERY bad feel
>>31367981
itty bitty watercat
>>31368938
>cat
>>31369156
easier than typing out catdogfox
>umbreon will never asphyxiate you with her toxic fumes
When was the first Eevee Friday thread again? I only remember it being some time in the spring.
>>31368938
>calling the sushi dog a cat
>>31366604
same
save the dank porn crops for shitposting threads
>umbreon will never be real
>>31365812
>>31369933
>calling the sushi cat a dog
>>31370857
>cat
>>31370867
>>31370857
You're both objectively wrong. It's a Vaporeon. Not a cat, do, or a fish. A VAPOREON!
>>31371084
*Dog
>>31370025
That might be for the best, considering it sweats projectile poison. I still like it, though.
>when you keep forgetting to cull blatant crops out of your cute animals folder
Give this -eon a name
>>31372586Beeveeon
>>31372586
Bugeon
Secteon
Vespeon
Droneon
Beeeon
That's all I got
>>31372730
>Vespeon
I like it desu
>>31366367
>>31366410
how and why is this considered cute? Along with zydog's glowing butt.
>>31373190
It's a thing Japanese artists like to do. Just a harmless little detail.
God I love this artistLewds aren't half bad either
>>31373841I had no idea she even did lewds until I found her pixiv.
>>31370867
>>31372586
bumblebeeon
>>31373245
it's pretty distracting to me
>>31374510
>it's pretty distracting
>>31374510
How? It's just the letter X.
>>31375285
it's an x that you can stick your dick in
>>31375350
It's a small x, are you trying to hurt that poor thing?
You can stick your dick in mouths, better not have those shown as well.
>>31366207
Where does this panel image come from? I really want to read the source.
>>31371095
why is fish so fat
>>31376858
water weight
>>31377172
id put eevee at neutral but rest i agree
>>31377172
eevee - floofy
flareon - floofy
jolteon - stingy
vaporeon - squishy
umbreon - oily
espeon - silky
leafeon - waxy
glaceon - smooth
sylveon - sticky
yes, those are real genders. I am an expert
>>31377372
>sylveon - sticky
what did anon mean by this?
>>31377620
I think he is implying that those fleshribbons feel like stickers
>>31377620
because it is covered in sugar coating, strawberry juice and gallons of dried up cum (both male and female), amongst other things
>>31377620
sylveon doesn't have ribbons its actually tape
>>31374434
>romance fish? [Y/N]
What did he mean by this?
>>31376111Book Where Flareon Gets Excited By Girls by Azuma Minatu
My ribbons are so prettyESPECIALY AROUND DRAGON'S NECK
>>31379438Or around its trainer.
T H I C
H
I
C
>>31373348
now that's a sushi dog
>>31380233
Would youdrinka Vaporeon?
>>31382667
I would send you to the degenerate cage
>>31382667
No, but I wouldhold handswith one.
>>31382712
You are extreamly rude. Who aid i woulddrinka vaporeon?
>>31382738L-lewd.
>>31382667
Just a taste couldn't hurt
>plan on brainstorming for a story with pic related
>keep getting distracted and/or procrastinating
I want off this wild ride
>>31384579
welcome to my existence
don't forget to clean up your noose after you're done
We need more Espeon in this thread
goodnight friendss
>>31391400
there was supposed to be a le epic surprise black box in there but it fucked up and now I just look like even more of a nigger
whatever
have another cute sleeping animal
I've been thinking about Extreme Evoboost and how it would have been a much better idea for Eevee to just get a normal type evolution. Of course, that would make it have an uneven 9 evolutions, so what other type would you like to see added with it, assuming that would be the last type added?
Why is she so perfect?
>>31394584
She has a cutedick.
>>31394086
Dragon to go with Sylveon.muh patterns
>>31395326
Though I guess Steel or Poison could fit that role as well.
needs more best dog+best fox
Friday the 3rd, fits.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r5yfqswr8_8
I think this is last one I've got ;_;
>>31396475
A collaborative artbook about these two just came out for Comiket, expect scansnever
Sorry fags, you've been dethroned.
>>31398168
salandit new king of /sl/
>>31398136
>
man I come into this thread for adorable thingsI'll never get to lavish with love and affectionnot more reasons to cease my existence on this gay earth
>>31398237
/sl/? Shota love? You can be the king of that if you really want.
>>31398274
Salandit's alright but I still like fug lizard more, not even in a sexual way because cloacas are gross
>>31398293
super losers
>>31398168
>>31398237
>>31398259
>>31398274
>>31398292
Get the fuck OUT
We were almost at the image limit anyway so this lizardlover raid doesn't mean much.
I just wanted Eevee's and Eevee related byproducts, goddammit
SLEEP TIGHT CABBAGE
>>31398398
man why isn't this a thing
eevee pulls off that look pretty well desu
doing regional eevee forms that can only evolve into certain eeveelutions (as they're already kind of genetically "stablized" and adapted to their environment or whatever) might be a fun way to keep beating the dead horse
>>31398454
>a fucking leaf saves the day again
>>31398454
>couldn't even get the last image
Salamanders BTFO
>>31398454
image limit reached, post text salandits
SALANDIT
FUCKING LIZARDFAGS GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD
>>31398491
>>31398492
>>31398504
Problem, furries?
>>31398497
SALAD
Am I doing it right
>image limit reached
furgafs BTFO
>no more furfag posts
RIP furfag friday
>>31398512
>t. reptile procreation enthusiast
can't fabricate this shit up
>>31398601
>t. self righteous furfag
>>31398635
nah nigger we're just righteous, this isn't phox friday :^)
>mfw salandit killed furfag friday
>mfw i have no face
>come back to thread
>salandit shitposters started flooding for no reason
for what pvrpose
>>31399649
Salandit is now our mascot, apparently
>>31396578
>>31396622
>>31396666
>>31399649
Everything is fine, salad saved the day
>>31399713
>newfags trying to break tradition
why am I not surprised?
Eevees have been dethroned, hail Salandit. Kek wills it.
>>31399776
>one off
its a sign faggot
hail /sl/
>>31399840
>gets
>mattering
ebin
>>31399919
>your opinion
>mattering
>>31399789
Who cares?
It's not like this thread is about board mascots. It's about Eevee and its evolutions, of which one happens/happened to be the board mascot. Changing what the mascot is doesn't make people suddenly dislike catdogfox things.
If people want to change the board mascot, sure, go for it. It has absolutely nothing to do with people who want to post pictures of cute eevees and eeveelutions.
>eevee friday
>it's sunday
>mods still haven't banned this general and the rest
There is no justice, except maybe for salandit now.
>>31400085
>being THIS new
>>31394584
>she
>>31400196
>implying the implications
Tell me why.
>>31401239
Why you bumped a finished thread?
>>31401286
I was thinking more about reposting shit in a weekly general for an image dump, but sure.
>replying seriously to KEK WILLS IT xD sludgepacker shitposting
they'll fuck off back to /pol/ as soon as they get bored and realize nobody cares about their shitty forced meme
>>31401867
>shitposters
>leaving
Oh sweet summer child you are just so precious.
>>31401893
shitposters do come and go from dank meme to dank meme
as far as their physical departure, for every one that leaves five more will take their place
>>31401867
It will never end anon.
>>31402039
I mean, this /fff/ is still going. You can't get rid of the shit plaguing any board.
>>31402078
:o)
>>31402078
>thinking Fantastic Flareon Friday will ever end
surely you jestin'
>>31402938
One day that poster will come back with a vengeance and change that.
If you're not new, you'll know the one.
>>31403225
Pretty sure I know who you're talking about, but we haven't had any problems for well over a month. Besides, that's why janitors existwhen they aren't busy being dead or fapping to pokegirl threads.
>>31403225
Eevee Friday threads have never hit a level of degeneracy warranting spamming the thread. Please focus your decency-enforcing efforts on Phox Friday instead of posting these lukewarm /fff/ comments every thread, this place is nothing compared to it.
>>31374510
Yeah. Shading takes that too far.
Shit got deleted? Now we need to end the thread all over again.
woo!
Well, someone else can finish it off. Goodnight, see you all next Friday.
heyyy, thanks mods
>>31404126
I gotchu fampire
Have a good day.
and an Umbreon to end this unlucky thread
>>31404091
What got deleted?
>>31404182
Salandit shitposts.
>>31404190
Good.
>>31373190
>>31374510
Japanese people think it's cute because it shows that they do not know shame which means that they are innocent creatures and innocence is cute.
>delete most of the shitposting but leave >>31398168 and >>31398237
what was the purpose
>>31404307
it was done on purpose by janny to make himself look incompetent, thus making our expectations of the mods even lower and effectively relieving them of their workload since nobody would expect them to do a proper job anyway
>>31404298
makes sense 2bh
>>31404298
I always thought it was more of a humor thing than a cute thing.