How would you get out of a situation like this?

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>>31351692

By killing you for making such an unoriginal thread.

>>31351692
Call the police, then get a restraining order.

Poke her tummy

>>31351692
Not sure, but I know what I wouldn't do. I hate chicken.

>>31351692
Why would I ever want to get out of that situation?

>>31351692
Fist rape her. I don't want my dick near the worst girl, but I want her to suffer.

First I would go for her hat. We all know its the source of her power.

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>>31351808
>implying she doesn't rape you first

>>31351692
>"Uh, can I at least buy you a drink first?"

Tickle her while her arms are up and she isn't defended

>>31351692
Put my shirt back on

>>31351692

>chicken wearing a bra
>chicken NEEDING a bra

delete this

>>31351692
Catch her off-guard and suck her penis while her hands are busy with the shirt