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Discuss Guzma and the rest of Team Skull, Po Town and the Aether foundation here.
Remember to ignore shitposters and the like.
Fanfics, Fanart and ya boi circlejerking are the name of the game.
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Previously on /guz/: >>31321173
I promised that anon all my Guzmeria. Damn straight I'm gonna give it to him.
And another one.
Aaaaand that's the last of my Guzmeria goods.
Peace out to ya boi anon, from ya boi anon.
>>31346135
>>31346144
>>31346158
>>31346177
>>31346192
god bless you kind sir
>>31346287
You're welcome, friendo.
And holy shit, I knew that I couldn't be the only one who felt that Plumeria was totally being tsun postgame with that line.
>>31346312
she was always a tsun desu
Time to bully the Guz
>>31346830
Edgy bullying or the regular kind
>>31346830
how about you fuck off
>>31346845
Keeping him in an emotionally unstable state, switching between bullying him and caring for him, making it hard for him to tell, whether he can trust you or not, eventually leading to living through his childhood trauma again and losing his sanity.
The regular kind of bullying.
No shitpost sadism or masochism.
Post Guzmeria fic.
>>31346951
Actually, I just want to tie him up and spank his cute butt.
>>31346951
That's a lot of edge anon
>>31346976
yes sir
http://archiveofourown.org/works/8648623
http://archiveofourown.org/works/8790607those are the only 2 nsfw ones ;_:
>>31347085
Joke's on you for trying to differentiate between edgy and non-edgy bullying. I just described the effects switching between bullying him and caring for him would have on him.
>>31347176
>another thread already degrading into catfights between kinks/ships
what happened to you, /guz/?
How much do you think do the side characters in SM know about Guzmas past?
>>31347267
probably plumeria's grandma
or who ever that old woman in her trailer is
>>31347267
Probably none, they just think hes some trial drop out. I do like to think though, that while they aren't afraid of the grunts, they do in fact fear Ya Boy, because of his reputation.
>>31347267
kukui may have had an idea that he was being beat up, but probably didnt know about his parents
also hala seemed to care about getting him on the right path post-game, so maybe he'd tell him after a whilenow i want to see an iroh/zuko dynamic between them
>>31347267
His parents, obviously
Almost definitely Golisopod
Hala's a pretty sure bet
Probably Kukui
Maaaaaybe Plumeria, depending on how far back they go
Depending on whether or not he has a history in golf, maybe or maybe not Kahili
Lusamine isn't out of the question, depending on how much she squeezed out of him
>>31347350
I want that flashback"Hey...Guzma, you alright cousin?"
"I'm fine Kukui."
"It's just... You've got a few bruises"
"It's nothing Kukui... Just fell trying to catch this bug Pokemon I saw in a tree."
"Guzman, you know you can tell me what's up. Someone we gotta give a talking to cousin?"
"No! It's nothing!..Just...just drop it."
"....Alright."
>>31346135
i present for the board to consider:
domestic guzmeria
>>31347237
>hurf durf guzma got beaten with golf clubs
When will this meme end?
>>31348157
I need me a Guzma to cuddle like that
>>31348225
>meme
its lore you dumb cunt
>>31348263
we all need someone to cuddle us like that
>>31348225
when the shipfags decide he shouldn't have a tragic past.I like the touch of the Golfer trainer NPC though
my fav ship right now is Guzhili just because it's funny to see ya boi intimidated by someone besides Luma. IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE KAHILI IS RESTING BITCH FACE INCARNATE AND GUZMA WOULDN'T KNOW HOW TO REACT BUT MEMERS WILL SAY IT'S BECAUSE OF GOLF CLUB PTSD!
>had a dream last night aboutriding our bois face
>distinctly remember feeling his nose nudging my clit as he ate me out, probably due to that moon x guzma comic that i read yesterday
>woke up in the middle of the night flustered as fuck
>>31348930
Nice.
>>31348930
It's too early in the morning for me to be getting all hot under the collarPlease link me to that comic
>>31349459
I got youhttp://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=manga&illust_id=60881023
Sign me up for the emotionally wrecked ships and all there ugly glory
>>31348300
Theres no lore supporting that that is what happened. Its just fujoshit bait.
>>31348319
Jesus, your Tumblr-Shit is the worst cancer.
>>31347146
Bueno. I miss our writefags.
>>31347237
It hasn't. The two anons who are overboard with their sadism/masochism headcanons are clearly shitposters. Possibly the same one.
>>31351002
This happens when too many fujoshi are in one place.
How can you be so fucking autistic that you have a general dedicated to a character, much less a general for a mediocre character who barely does anything that goes on for months?
Current results.
http://www.strawpoll.me/12085534
>>31351085
Because
>>31351045
>fujoshi
The ones left here are subby women who want Guzma to dom Moon. All the fujoshi have pretty much gone.
>>31351887
And taken the good OC with them unfortunately. We don't get that anymore.
>>31351980I haven't made OC in a while because personal reasons in my life which are mentally killing me. I will try to snap out of it if worse comes to shove
>>31351980
People shit on fujos but then miss the content they give. Typical.
>>31352338
It's like shitting on Tumblr, but Tumblr is the only site with actual art content anymore. it's the 4chan cycle.
give me guz/anyone that isn't moon or sun tbqh and i'm happy
>>31352602
Guz/Plume is the true one
>>31350988
maybe if you stop calling them fags they would come back
>>31353442
>being this new
Go back.
>>31353442
>stop calling them fags
You're the shit part of the internet. Go back to facebook and twitter.
>>31353442
That's not the case.4chan adds the suffix -fag behind any title.
>>31353442
And here is the root of the threads going to shit.
>>31351887
>want Guzma to dom Moon
Only if she's aged up. 'Sides, I like Guzma with almost anyone as long as the content is done well. Plums, Nanu, Grunts, I'm not fussed.I want Zivvanon to write for us again.
>this thread
Why do some people say that Guzma had a golf career? I thought that was his dad and Guzma just did bug catching contests or something
>>31349549Thank you[/spoiler
>>31354876
Because of the golf clubs I suppose, though they're just there, his dad probably played golf or something
love guzma. no bully.
>>31356582
Post more Guzma and Golisopod
>>31346135
why are all you queers drawing guzma with a bishie face instead of his strong slav jaw?
>>31356663
Thinking of writing a short selection of Guzma being domestic with certain characters. So far I've got sun, moon and Plumeria. Anyone else worth doing? Maybe Nanu or a grunt?
>>31357820
Golisopod
>>31346439
I love this
>>31357681
I unironically love his squats
>>31358181
Same here
>>31349906
>fujo bait
??????? wtf?
>>31356376
more pure content like this please
>>31358409
Guzma has been my favorite enemy boss since Giovanni.
>>31358181
Maybe the anime in 4 months will capitalize on our boy's squatting
>>31358626
I just hope Anime Guzma isn't a joke
>>31358626
When is Guzma expected to make an appearance in the anime?
>>31358718
Judging by our first look at Gladion, he may very well be.
I am equally alarmed and pissed.
>>31359010
Where was the first look at Gladion?
Or if you're talking about that picture, that's an edited screenshot from Yuri on Ice.
>>31359010
Dude, that's an edited screenshot of Yuri on Ice.
>>31359010
Pic-related is the only time we've seen him. Any other screenshots are most likely edits of Yuri on Ice.
>>31358769
no clue
judging by the opening team skull will barely play a part in the naime
>>31358718
he probably will be unfortunately. they said this season will be mostly comedy based
>>31358181
Does /guz/ think he has a nice ass because of all his squatting?
We need more Guzbutt content
>>31359392
ask and ye shall receive
>>31359421that's an ass I'd like clinging onto as I slam my puddy tat on his cock
>>31359462
Guzma! What is wrong with you? Nothing! You are adorable.
>>31359421
Bless.
>>31359421
I don't deserve you, blessed anon.
>>31359448You know what's up
>>31348225
Is this supposed to be a Bioshock reference? No troll, please answer would you kindly.
>>31359502
These are the comments that our boi Guzma deserves
>>31359594
Yes! He deserves his hair to be played with while he snacks on fresh cookies that are still slightly melted, and a cup filled with cocoa and it has a crazy straw.
>>31359421
Same artist right? Anyone know who they are? They make some damn good guzma
>>31359623
i love how pure this thread suddenly became
>>31359660
http://theimmoralcrypt.tumblr.com/ i gotcha senpai
>>31359594
i want to tell him he is a good boy and brush his hair whilst he plays video games
>>31359692
actually wait i'm a fucking retard
http://tesazombie.tumblr.com/tagged/skull-boss-guzma
I want to surprise Guzma with gifts, give him back massagesbecause his posture is terrible, and stroke his hair while his head is on my lap
>>31359706
Thanks senpai
>>31359832Nya dirty to me, Guzma
>>31359869
>>31359879This is both intimidating and titillating. I wish Guzma would squat behind me and completely dwarf me. I love his squats.
>>31359935
>>31359827
What kinds of noises do you think he makes when you massage him?
>>31359963
I am devastated that I will never sit in between Guzma's legs on his bed while we both take swigs from a bottle
>>31360053
>ywn get drunk with guzma and have half-hearted sloppy drunk sex
>>31360053
i feel your pain
>>31360104
Stop reminding me of my dreary realityWhat kind of drunk is Guzma
>>31360122
Guzma has such a sittable, inviting lap. Just another thing for me to lament...
>>31359965
>ywn massage him in just the right spot
>guzma will never let out a long low moan as you rub said spot
>>31360167
probably a moochy drunk
>>31360167
i feel like he'd be really handsy. like, sitting or laying on plum/grunts, rolling down the stairs. he's not an angry drunk. he's a fun drunk!! hell yeah he's gonna jump off the roof! fuck consequences!
>>31360167
oh i was trying to forget about the chibi models
thanks
>>31360167
He alternates between a pugnacious and hands-y; one second he's getting in someone's face asking if they want to go outside and the next moment he's giving everyone hugs while talking about how great golisopod is
>>31360446
you get me
would /guz/ be interested in reading a first person fluff/vanilla about you and ya boi?I was thinking of doing two versions, one for a male and female reader so no one feels left out
>>31360489
Sounds wonderful
>>31360489
I'm interested
>>31360489
yas
>the switch preso didnt have anything about pokemon
guys.. can someone please hold me
>>31360887
Enjoy the hugs of many bugs. I'm so sorry.
>>31360887
I wouldn't have expected it to have info this early. They usually don't announce a new mainline game until late spring/early summer.
Patience, friend.
>>31360887
I have an overwhelming need to wrap him in something warm and fluffy and take care of him
I have an overwhelming need to rip out Guzmas hair.
>>31361662
you should seek therapy for that
Yo where's the Gladion/Wicke art at
>>31359869
nice coat
>>31361666
>>31361699
Every little hair that mess on his hair is made of.
It's probably not even fluffy, more likely just a dirty mess.
i want him to have a happy life
>>31362048
I don't.
>>31362048
I do too.
>>31362058
no one asked
>>31361989
Probably is dirty, but pulling out there like that means there's something wrong with you, seek therapy.
>>31361989
I will take a shower with him and personally clean his hair you fucker how dare you speak of him like this he doesn't deserve it
>>31362075
No one asked you either.
>>31354314
Yeah, I've been on 4chan for almost a decade now, but I still don't like it. I wish it was something the site could ditch.
>>31362048
I want to go on a vacation with Guzma to the Johto region and enter the Bug-Catching contest together. It would be very romantic, sweet, and pure.Why does Guzma like Bug-type Pokemon so much anyway?
>>31362204
>Why does Guzma like Bug-type Pokemon so much anyway?
They are just as disgusting and unhygienic as he is. It's a perfect match. I mean, Guzma is a literal Maggot, maybe his father should've killed him off like one.
>>31362204
Bugs are tough and scary on the outside, yet squishy and soft on the inside. Just like him.
>>31362280
>Maggothttp://blowflygirl.blogspot.com/2009/08/here-is-my-maggot-story.html
>>31362202
It's not implied to mean "gay". That word doesn't even mean "gay" anymore. Its new meaning is "idiot". The words are always changing.
>>31362355
>>31362355
>>31362355
>>31362355
why
>>31362576
>Sandygast on her head
Cute
>>31362667To repel the shitposter - there is a method to my madness
post relatable content
>>31363174
>>31363202
guz related, smartass
>>31363174
>>31363174
>>31363174
>>31363174
>>31362576
Someone please translate
Don't want to start The Discourseâ„¢, but how do you guys pronounce Guzma? Being he's named after the Guzmania flower, the correct pronunciation would be "guhz-mah". However, a lot of people go with the Japanese pronunciation because it's the first one... even though Japanese words don't pronounce U's at all; and if you applied that same logic to the rest of the names in game like Kukui or Hau'oli City, or any of the French words in XY... well you'd just look like an idiot. I guess it's a matter of preference, but "goos-mah" sounds fucktarded to me.
Same argument as R-KEY-US vs. R-SEE-US, like. R-SEE-US is the correct way and what it was before but then they changed it because it sounds too much like "arse" and god forbid the brits can buttsore.
>>31364034
if you dont want to start discourse then why do you so blatantly state that goozmah is wrong and retarded? this bait is just low-tier and i expect better from you at this point
>>31364094
Honestly wasn't trying to bait, just curious. Just because I think the pronunciation is dumb doesn't mean everyone has to.
>>31364034
goosma sounds way better
guhzma sounds like youre hacking up a lung
>>31364034
>>31364142
Well either way, thats autistic as fuck
>>31364175
"goos"-mah just sounds so... silly to me. It's a name that really sticks out, even for human names in Pokemon-- especially if that is the pronunciation they go with in the anime. Again, the flower /is/ pronounced "guhz-mania" so. idk. it is what it is. if you like goosey boy that's chill.
>>31364189
i guess
>>31364034
but the guzmania flower comes from the spanish name "guzman" which would imply "goosma"
and anyway everyone knows his fangirls want his goo
I will always say goosma, that's the correct one for me because that's how it is in japanese. But you can say it whatever you want
i wanna give him a hot bj
>>31362085
What's wrong with it? Maybe bald doesn't look too bad on him.
>>31362091
Sure he does.
>>31364142
>SU reaction
Gotta be bait
>>31364213
I say it more like Gooz-ma not goose-ma. And it sounds better than Guhzma for sure, plus it rolls off the tongue much easier. What kind of delusion do you have?
I love Guzma so if you bully him I'll strangle you with my own bare hands.
>>31367246
My dude he isn't real
http://archiveofourown.org/works/9303200
>>31362355
Is it bad that I felt kind of aroused by this
>>31368841
yes
>>31368841
You like Guzma so how much deeper can you sink, anyway?
Where's that comic where Guzma gets a text from Moon and he's excited?
>>31369188
this?
>>31369092
Rudebut probably true
>>31369092
If all the assholes who are so unbearably buttmad girls will never lust after their nasty tiny little three inch dicks the way they do a fictional character's could stop posting in this thread that'd be great.
>>31366155
This.
>>31364034
retarded question but what's the difference betwen 'guhz-mah' and 'goos-mah'? it sounds the same to me
>>31369781
But anon they have nothing better to do in their lives
>>31369967
I've thought of it as like "ugh" with a g in front for 'guhz-mah' and then just a hard o for 'goos-mah'
>>31369781
What does that even mean lmao
>>31369977
Clearly. Maybe I should have more compassion. The poor things are clearly suffering.
...lol.
has anyone translated this yet?
>>31369967
"goos" like "goo" and "guhz" guh-uz
>>31370223
Seems legit.
>>31369382
Yes! Thank you
>>31370121
>>31369967
Are you all serious? It's the difference between butt and boot.
Is there any fanart with Chicken-chan and Plumeria?
>>31351034
>Just chilling out in the open in another dimension calling people stupid with a parasitic teleporting jellyfish floating around behind me
>>31370958
this one gets it
>>31370958
That is actually the best, concise way to put it. Thank you.
>>31370219
>punching himself because he is a piece of garbage
Yes. Good!
>>31370219
Pokemon: One Piece
>>31371209
if you hate guzma so much why do you constantly lurk his threads?
is there something you need to come to terms with, anon?do you like boys?
What is there to like about Guzma? He sucks, is a bad trainer and I bet 20 bucks he wasn't even beat up as a child and actually had anger issues, beating up his father instead. He also ugly.
will he come back for stars/eclipse?
>>31371230
Kek
Agreed
That or I bet a girlor boyanon likes would rather fuck Guzma than their candy ass, and they're taking their anger out.
>>31371338
he HAS to.
>>31371338
stars is a code name!! the game will not actually be called pokemon stars! sun and moon were coded as pokemon rainbow!
>>31371436
I'm pretty sure they knew that
>>31371436
and!! what!! about it!!? im using!! the codename!! im not saying thats the actual name!!
i wanna dance with him
>>31373012
Same, he would make me melt into putty.
I'm playing through Moon for the first time and just got to the secret lab where you find out about Type: Full.
So is the Aether Foundation just NERV? Lusamine is Gendo, Gladion is Shinji, and Lillie is Rei? The Ultra Beasts are Angels and Type: Full was designed with pieces of the Angels in order to be a weapon to kill the Angels? But their Contact Experiments failed and the Type: Null that Gladion has is Evangelion Unit 1?
Why is there no fiery redhead in this gen?
would you let him fuck your ass?
>>31373677
Obviously.
I want towear nylon pantyhose and give Guzma a degrading footjob
>>31373677Guzma can do whatever he wants with me
>>31374021
How I feel about Guzma
>>31374021
anyone from team skull desu
>>31374513
Post more qt grunt content. Did we ever get another fic with them as main characters?
>>31374574
theres been one or two with guzma x gruntthe massage one was my favourite
>>31374652
Any of him with male grunts?
>>31375005
yes but theyre naughty
>>31375052
Give me fic. Naughtier the better.
>>31375005
Not fic, but enjoy
>>31375099
i made this for you /guz/I love you all and I love memes
>>31375141
thank you based anon
why is it a gif file though?
>>31375141
Perfection
>>31375190
I was incredibly high when I made it
>>31375301Does he do it
>>31375078
oh sorry i didnt see you say fic, thought you mean fanart. idr any fics of those
>>31375348
>>31375099
>>31375109
Oh, no, by all means. please, more.
some good shit
>>31375348
Yeah... sadly the only fics I've come across that were Guz/male grunt were really out of character or just plain dumb. There was one good fic, but it wasn't the main pairing and it was a very brief scene.
>>31371280
>Waahaa I'm a big fucking baby who only knows how to cry abrasively loud when people like something I don't liiiiike waahaaaaa
>>31375514
specifically https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=2199418
or in general https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=guzma_(pokemon)
:3
Anyone interested in a fic I'm gonna write sometime in the future that's Guzma/Faba?
Guzma gets to be his and aether's test subject in a post-game plothole tieup. Faba really enjoys having Guzma beneath him and fucked up most of the time on neurotoxins and whatever drugs they decide to give him. Won't go into too much detail besides that, but there'll be plenty of Guzma bullying abound.
>>31375687
im vanillafag but you do what you want, bro!!
>>31375687
I'm always down for more Guzma content
>>31375687
not a fan of Faba but otherwise sounds hawt
Faba is cute. I want to jack him off.
>>31375775
wrong thread son
>>31375793
>Discuss Guzma and the rest of Team Skull, Po Town and the Aether foundation here.
this is legal
>>31375775
really scraping the bottom of the barrel now, huh
>>31375826
wow rude
hes perfect for bullying
>>31375852
Wicke got a fucking hold on him damn
>>31375872
Yeah I remember seeing that pic in the credits and feeling vaguely concerned about him.
Though I think I was more unsettled by the bewear.
>>31375852
>>31375872
i never fucking noticed that
she's holding his wrist like she's gorilla gripping a dick
she's like
>fuckin' smile you fuck we're going to have a nice photo for once faba do you hear me
>>31375775
I want him and Guzma to jerk each other off.
>>31375987
I fucking lost it
>>31375999
thank you, dead space, i love you
reminder that this is what we're working
>>31375714
>>31375703
>>31375694
Awesome, if these threads are still going by the time I start it I'll be sure to post a link. It'll be on ao3.
>>31376036
Brutally inaccurate. What it gave me was hilarious and I'm not even entirely sure it was a human penis.
>>31376036
Good ol' penis generator
>>31376053
link?
i did this one ages ago
>>31376066
Oh my god
The king of all noodledicks
It can't get any more frame perfect than this.
>>31376066KEK
i mean, i guess burnet is kind of old?
>>31376069
http://en.inkei.net/
>>31376084
hes beautiful
>>31376053
>>31376114
tried again and got the same result.
what did you get?
>>31376114
god damn
>>31363281
Is anyone else noticing how dirty these screens are?
>>31376139
holy shit
>>31376139
B I G
>>31376139Incredibly in-canon
>>31376283
>A cup
THEY KNOW
use the other names
>>31376036
>>31376283
>affinity
our boi knows how to get
shit done
>>31376320
>6 TIMES
>>31376320
God these either go on forever or are way too short, most hilarious one I ever got (not guz related) was when the dude put just the head in and she came right then, and it was over.
>>31376301
The image limit was reached but I'll just say I put in "Mizuki" and the result was:
"The Cutie Wall"
"Satisfaction Rate: 0% (AA Cup)"
>>31376432trans bby confirmed uwu
fresh bread?
>>31376403
>most hilarious one I ever got (not guz related) was when the dude put just the head in and she came right then, and it was over.
>OUR BOI doesnt knock, its his house
>walks in on plumela "havin fun" alone
>she tells him to join her
>she gets on top
>cums and soon as he puts it in
>she gets off him
>"Thanks, you can leave now"
why is this the first thing i thought of when i saw that?
>>31376432
C O N F I R M E D
>>31376432
loligaggers must be having fun
>>31376449
I don't know, the boob was almost flat but the areola and nip were huge. Like, they made up half of the full depth.
So who gonna make the new thread?
>>31376512
I'll make one if someone isnt already on it
New thread
>>31376552
>>31376552
>>31376552