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>>31339756
Cutest virgin! Sexiest virgin! Purest virgin! Best virgin! Most likely to be a great mother virgin!

I love this virgin and I'm going to marry her and make her a virgin no more!

>>31339837
Inb4 toplel sucks your dick and mindbreaks you

"can't maintain a relationship" != "never had sex"


Except for OP where both are true by default

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>>31339890
>implying that unlovable, unfugable virgin butterfly has the looks, charm, personality and sweet smile of my dear, sweet, gentle Olivia
Olivia's hold over me is unbreakable

>>31339756
>hot girl who is surprisngly humble
>walks like a prostitute
>in a high position
>exposing clothing
Sure, sounds like a virgin to me.

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>>31339756

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gay sex does not take your virginity.

>>31340141
>Implying he didn't banged Mars

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Pure and never to have his virginity defiled.

>>31339942
You haven't played the game have you?

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Both of them are, probably.

>>31340630
Not Pikachu At least not after Togedemaru

>>31339942
Everyone on Alola is a little bitch with no game, married, old as fuck or underage.
There are no hot singles in her area.

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>>31339756

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>>31340207
His cousin shares the same feature

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>>31339756
Well, that depends. Is it possible to have sex with rocks?

>>31341040
But isn't everyone in hoenn thirsting after him?

>>31340646
That reminds me, did Dawn's Buneary ever evolve and either gain confidence or get over Pikachu?

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>>31339756
The person playing the game.

>>31340093
There is nothing wrong with being a virgin, pal.
In fact it's wrong not to be one.
Have fun being unpure, loser.

>>31342074
Have fun buying into anti-family Jew conspiracy to split the sexes apart, anon. I'm sure your MGTOW brethren are 100% totally happy without romantic companionship.

>>31341055
Nice try, good one.

>>31340905
Cynthia is a raging pedophile and has taken many virginities.

>>31341063
And Steven only thirsts after rocks, and the occasional Beldum.

>>31342341
Have fun dying of stds, raising horrible autistic children, and having to pay alimony after the eventual divorce.

Meanwhile, I will be comfortable in my own comfy cabin enjoy a hot cup of tea to myself.

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>>31342520

>>31339890
boys can't be mindbroken with sex silly, it just makes them stronger

>>31342520
what the heck.

species are literally supposed to have sex. that is their one goal. 7 billion people would not exist if having sex was actually this difficult

>>31342763
Not if their butt is getting fucked

>>31342807
It didn't used to be so difficult.
Our species has defiled the natural order many times before. We are not to be compared to the other animals. We can choose not to fall to their disgusting urges. We can choose to be pure.

>>31340184
I'm sure he could have if he wanted to, but he doesn't strike me as having a libido.

>>31342807
>species are literally supposed to have sex

That's why stds exist too

>>31342807
>>31342856
You're both fucking idiots. Its everyone's choice how they live their own goddamn lives, don't be an asshole and get all morally superior about your choices. So long as you don't hurt anyone else you can do whatever the fuck you like.

>>31340141
>>31341005
>>31341040
Truth

>>31343030
The ones who can't control themselves are more dangerous than the people who can

>>31343030
>So long as you don't hurt anyone else you can do whatever the fuck you like.
Overpopulation is hurting everybody

>>31339756
She has probably had more sex than any other character in the franchise. The reason she's always single is that she cheats on anyone she dates.

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>>31343113
Overpopulation is a myth. There's a LOT of empty land out there. It's just that a majority of humans choose to live in the same areas.

>>31343030
>you can do whatever the fuck you like.
Or whoever the fuck you like.

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>>31343201
>overpopulation is a myth
lol
there are still plenty of places we can shove human corpses but the planet all of our societies need to grow food on is being choked to death

>>31343201
Overpopulation is not only real, but it is happening as we speak and has been happening for a long time. The environment is already more then struggling to contain our disastrous pollution. Unless we change our ways, overpopulating will continue to exist.

>>31343229
>>31343277
See, you say POLLUTION is the issue, not the actual population.

Fix the pollution issue.

>>31343333
Until we fix the pollution issue, overpopulation will be an issue as well.

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>>31340109
I think cockbulge might be my fetish
Also golly Ilima felt like nothing special in-game but he gets some of the best lewds, even compared to the female characters

>>31343384
Well that ain't gonna happen for at least four years.

>>31343333
Human beings exist at such a critical mass that our mere presence is as bad as pollution is. Most extinctions are caused by the replacent of habitat by human environments for agriculture or other infrastructure, or by shuffling invasive species all over the planet. Pollution itself isn't killing as much until CO2 levels acidify the oceans to the point that organisms using calcium carbonate like all coral
and most molliscs go
extinct

>>31341055
Yeah
If it's the game May, that would be another story, probably.

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>>31341040
Oh yes.

>>31343790
Yep
>dedicates his whole life to a children's sport
>never canonically speaks
>resting dick face
>meh body by pokeverse standards
Change that last part from "meh" to "disgusting" and you have the entirety of /vp/ in one person

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What are characters who probably get plenty of action?

>>31343633
What did she mean by this?

>>31343949
Most of the evil team leaders
keyword most because I doubt Ghetsis or Cyrus get any
Also Cynthia, Lance, Diantha, maybe Alder
And Wallace and Ilima probably get hot salami'd every other day

>>31340141
He definitely fucked Giratina.

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>>31343407

>not special

You go on a date with him.

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>>31344120
I'm going to have to ask you to stop posting these, for my health.

>>31344149

It's not what you think it is.

>>31344120
When?
Also is this a sun-only thing or can my chicken date the gay dude that's twice her age

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>>31344187

You go to his house and go to his room and he'll take you to the school. You have a battle with him. When you win, he'll praise you and take you back to his house for snacks. He then gives you an everstone saying "I hope our friendship lasts as long as an everstone." Then you can sleep in his bed.

>>31344237
What level is his shit, I'm in post-game and I don't want to completely bust through that fight

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>>31344270

lvl 15

>>31339756
Anyone can be a back alley cum dumpster, it's getting a legit date she fails miserably at

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>>31344237
>Then you can sleep in his bed.

>>31343633
fuck off

>>31343427
You could kill off half the human race and still not make enough of a difference, we're well past the point of no return.

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>>31344331
Sorry you've been offended. Find your nearest safe space and go cry about it.

>>31344307
>has never gotten a date in her life
>expects her to be able to talk to men like a normal person and get laid

Come on now, she's one of us.

>>31344085
I think Giratina fucked him.

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Chicken didn´t make a move.

>>31344631
>implying silvally isn't fucking him

>>31344649
Exactly. Chicken is taking too long, so Silvally is about to do it.

>>31342449
boys or girls?

>>31339756
>generally virgin females are considered the desirable ones, to a point that a female who has had sex is considered impure and a slut
>but if that virgin is over 25 then they are suddenly considered absolutely worthless and undesirable
Japan logic

>>31339756
Does sticking a rock dildo in there count?

>>31339942
She's the god of spaghetti.

>>31341306
https://youtu.be/5uKPmsF3EOU

>>31343949
Guzma for sure, it's part of the gang banger tradition to have numerous sluts at his disposal. The sex is probably mediocre though.

>>31345467

Are there any images of her dropping spaghetti?

>>31339756
>A whore
>""""""""""""""""""""""virgin""""""""""""""""""""""
Why do you think she can't maintain a relationship? Since you're too dumb to understand, it's because she fucks random men for money.

>>31341040
>Likes Rocks
>Often goes to Rustboro, family business shit
>Thinks age is just a number
>Rustboro has a Rock-type Gym Leader who is a classy little lady
No fucking way he is a virgin. He probably had some really kinky sex involving lots of rocks.

>>31345732
Roxanne has to beg the fossil maniac for rocks. If she can't get em from Steven then she isn't getting it from Steven.

>>31344120

That picture is guro

>>31345668
No need to force your headcanons, buddy.

>>31340109
Yes it does.

>>31345867
I remember reading she's friends with Steven and they go stone hunting together. She needs Steven's company to revive them. She was probably asking for extra fossils.

>>31344416
Women don't have to do anything to grt laid, just nod and agree to the guy's suggestions.

>>31345900
>Calling an adult women who dresses and acts like a slut a whore is headcanon

>>31345500
> Guzma gets laid
Nah. Gangbangers like to talk big but they don't tend to get anywhere. Guzma is probably too busy being crazy to get laid.

>>31345301
Christmas cake refers to women who aren't MARRIED by 25.

>>31345910
If there's no canon evidence, it ain't true, no matter how much you want it to be fact.

>>31345925
There's no canon evidence of her not getting laid either.

>>31345934
Then we'll just call it a draw.

>>31345909
Tell that the ones that won't take it up the ass or even a facial

>>31345940
I'll still firmly believe she's a slut. That is the best explanation for her outfit and reason for not getting a relationship. As far as canon evidence goes, literally no one without kids have anything. Even married ones, like Kukui, might not have fucked, because we don't really have any evidence.

>>31345969
The best explanation for her outfit, actually, is that she has the whole kind of native/african tribal-ish fashion thing going on.