longmons

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>>31334535

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>>31334535
pls no parasites

>>31334782
>literaly my mom's retarded dratini

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>>31334535

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>>31335362
stop that

>>31335400
you don't want secs with sneks?

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>>31334535

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sneks give the ultimate cuddles

I've just started realizing how much I love Milotic.

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reminder that ass ketchup got headbutted in his nuts by the sea noodle

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milo t h i c c

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>>31337397
I want her to embrace me with all of her bulk

>>31335537
yes, but i'd want secs with a healthy, non-obese snekmon

>>31337427
>her

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>>31337543
Oh fuck, I just noticed that

>>31336623
it is a very pretty design, decent stats, i just hope its not even more erased by nintendo's waifu bait in the future

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>>31336623
join us anon

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>>31335537
>>31337397
>>31337427
would you a water noodle?

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>>31334535
Am I long enough for this thread?

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>>31336959
>you will never be as comfy as rayquaza

>>31336959
inaudible fugs

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bumping with kissu

>>31338032
if it had a noodle

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danger noodle a cute too

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is the fish long enough to be considered a longmon?

>>31345787
Vaporeons tail takes up like 50% of its body, so i think so.

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>>31345787
it has the benefits of a longmon +cute chubby legs and a fat butt

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the catsnake is for ______

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>>31344322
OG danger noodle

>>31345787
thats just good evolution for you
>>31346658
>snek trying to kill bossgoddragonking
kek mr snek

>>31336959
that's a small fug

>>31347776
a quickie, if you would

>>31346626
using as a long, warm scarf

>>31339825
Fucked saved

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>>31348813
Fucking*. Im tired. And say hit to half-snke, the best middle evo.

>>31349088
hot

>>31349088
OP said nothing about centipedes though

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>>31348830
Middle snek is good

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Majestic snek

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OHHHH LONG MON
OHHHHH LONG MONSON
OOOHHHHH DON PIANO
WHY I EYES YA
ALL THE LIVE LONG DAY

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>>31351243

>>31338064
It a bit of a STRETCH, but.....

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Long hair standing by

>>31351500
fuck off, your body doesnt even follow the geometrical base of a noodle

>>31351248
pls no peel snek

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>>31337533
>You will never work out with your snek

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>>31350720
Water snek

>>31351500
you do not belong here friendo

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>>31350720
Furry limbed snek

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>>31350720

Best snake.

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>>31351248
SLIP AND SLIDE ON THIS BANANA PEEL

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Saving the noodle thread

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>>31355983

But destroying it in the process. Noodles are not for lewd.

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>>31356080
Send noods

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>>31357391
Nudes?

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Satanoodle

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>>31359323

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>>31334535

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legsnek and banana snek are best

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>>31362637

Remember: if at least one of you is drunk, it's rape.

>>31364550

But what if both parties are drunk? Then it's just a mutually uninformed decision.

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>>31364577

It's still rape, unfortunately.

>>31364550
But why rape, I only want to hug it

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>>31365678

>struggle snuggling with a drunk snake

Yes, I'm sure originally you only wanted to hug it.

>>31365690
>he doesn't like tough love

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>>31365743

But tough love is the best kind of love, especially with noodles.

>>31364550
But what if the two of you agreed to having drunk sex before getting drunk?

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Noodles need more love.

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Midge-noodle

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Dunsparce a cute

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>>31336623
Same actually
She's actually a really strong mon, and saves my ass in the tree

>>31338032
How can I become enslaved by giant water noodle?

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>>31371507

Give yourself schizophrenia and/or create a tulpa.

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DO NOT OPEN IF YOU AREN'T PREPARED TO BE LEWDED

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>>31371761

Too much, way too much.

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but who is the cutest snik

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>None of the noodles besides Serperior will ever be popular enough to have dedicated threads
I love Serperior, but feels pretty bad man

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>>31376956
Yeah, for some reason it's difficult to find new Milotic art, even being one of the cutest Pokemon.

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It feels so good using serperior in UU with heatran and mega venusaur gone

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>>31377960

>Serperior dropped to UU

Disappointing, it deserves to stay OU.

>>31376956

Best noodle gets the most attention, this is fair.