ITT: Pokemon you could beat in a fight.

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>>31327653

>>31327653
I would beat cleffa with my dick

>>31327653
Cleffa can use magical leaf normally, and Fire Blast, Toxic, and Solar Beam with TMs.

>>31327983
even this thing is faster than you lardass

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>>31327653
>Metronome
>Fissure

Here's an actual mon anyone could beat with a lighter or a car.

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>>31327653

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Just chuck it against a rock

>>31328474
>counter

>>31328064
>252+ Atk Choice Band Metapod Tackle vs. 0 HP / 4 Def Garchomp: 29-35 (8.1 - 9.8%) -- possibly the worst move ever

Could you do better, anon?

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>>31327653
It doesn't stand a chance against me. I mean really, what's it going to do? Tear me in half with its bare hands?

>>31329030
>quote from man manually torn in half by a buzzwole

>>31327653
Cleffa thicc AF she ride with a Nigga slide on a Nigga reach round his back pocket slob on a Nigga get off with his rich best friend on a nigga turn around 360° with the dicc still inside

>>31327653
>I could beat up a toddler
Nice move, OP

>>31329155
What did he mean by this?

>>31329155
me irl

>>31329167
not even a toddler
Cleffa's more like an infant