You walk into your bathroom and see pic related. What do you do?

Offer to scrub its back

>>31312868
unzips dick

>>31312868
Shoo away.

>>31312868
>wow, Pokemon is real! Dreams do come tr-
>wake up
>cry a bit inside
>continue on with bleak life
>repeat the next day

>>31312868
>take it out
>refill tub
>make it pay for the wasted water

>>31312868
be disappointed that it's not my nigga Latios, but still be happy that pokemon are real.

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Ask it if it can change into a human so I can fuck the ever shit out of it then tell my friends I finally had sex then tell y'all that I fucked a pokemon

Sadly that would never happen and this is all just a dream.

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>>31313035
Sounds horrible

>>31312868
crash the plane

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>>31313217
with no survivors

IRL, I'd probably just lock up and stand there frozen until she does something or leaves.

>>31312868
Take a bath with my buddy of course! Then we can go out there and have adventures forever and ever.

>>31312868
Tell if it's an inflatable toy or not.
If it is, wonder why the fuck would somebody break into my house and instead of stealing something leave me an inflatable Latias.
If it is a real life Latias, approach slowly as a signal I have no ill will towards her.

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>>31312868
>give her a bath
>then impregnate her in the tub

>>31313035
>>31313055
>tfw ever since I saw that movie, I can't stop being in love with Latias.

>>31312868

Isn't the real Latias much bigger than that?

>>31312868
>why is my shower head on the opposite side now, did you do this

>>31312868
How did this bath get here?

>>31312868
Oh cool! A Porygon!
I've always wanted one of those.

LATIAS GET YE GONE

>>31312868
>implying I have a bathroom

What would succ from Latias feel like?

>>31318694
POO

>puts on swim shorts
>plays with Pokémon irl

>>31312868
>*Unsheathes masterball*
>*Teleport behind her*
>*Catch her into a million yottabytes of data*
>*Tips season 1 Ash hat*
Passho! Gotta catch 'em all, kid.

>>31318716
IN

>>31317365
underrated post