>the literal definition of A badass

>>31305857
He's a good bear. I'd peg him.

I don't understand how that beard works.

>>31305879

IT WORKS !

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>He will never be your dad
sucks desu

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badass dragon trainer was already done decades ago, anon

How can this guy believe in pokemon? At his age? I mean that idiot is Solid Snake on high nano machines?

>>31305898
>Dragon trainer
>one dragon and two prevos
Drayden has the advantage of actually having a team full of dragons

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>>31305893
>it just works
Is that a...

>>31305857

Dunno how he pulled off those suspenders but props.

>>31305898
Lance was a flying type trainer

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>>31305944
>implying Lance isn't more likable

>>31306042
You can thank Gen 1 for that.

>>31306070
La>>31306070
Lance isn't even a real type specialist and he was easily the biggest joke of a champion

>>31305944
with drangon dance and dragon tail

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>>31305976
killer queen has already touched that phrase

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>>31306070
Lance isn't best father, anon.

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I choose to believe Drayden and Drake would be the best of bros

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>>31305857
Why do most pokemen have some really weird facial hair I haven't seen a single character with a normal looking beard or goatee

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>>31306105
>Lance isn't even a real type specialist and he was easily the biggest joke of a champion

It's easy to say that when Drayden was made in a generation where GF got better at designing teams and not decades ago.

Tell me how your daddy compares to "the biggest joke of a champion" now.

>>31306161

Yes but where is the nanos mack in this guy? And OcelotHands?

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>>31306220
Arguably even better.

>>31306139
>Drayen is a cuck
looks like he is not a badass anymore

>>31306265
the game mentions that he and iris are not blood related

>>31306265
>Adopt slavegirl to run gym because you run city
>cuck
He's Pokemon Giuliani

>>31306287
the game? just look at the picture and you will see that.

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>>31306265
>looks like he is not a badass anymore

I wholeheartedly agree, anon. Even Claire is better than Drayden.

>>31306293
I'd argue he's more Bloomberg than Giuliani

>>31306287
>>31306293
>Raises children that aren't your own
>Not a cuck
L M A O
M
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Nice damage control, cuckolds. Next you're gonna tell me Purim actually tampered with the US election.

>>31305857
I want daddy Drayden to impregnate my boipucci!

>>31306262
>druddigon
>altaria
>better
heh

>>31306453
>what are gen 5 mechanics
wew lad. And if the Mence got tailwind up you lost

>>31306422
>implying daddies like that waste their time on lazy boring boypussy when musclepussy exists
You virgin twinks are so naive

>>31306505
>he hasn't fucked every flavor of men
musclechub is my favorite honestly, best of all worlds

>>31306505
>implying Drayden will ever touch a filthy homo and not just laugh at them
>implying he is not fucking hot women's pussy (aka the only REAL pussy) every day

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>>31306505
There's nothing wrong with Drayden, he's the best Gym Leader Husbando.

>>31306711
This honestly. All gays need to be removed from the human populace.

>>31306777
>Implying gays are human beings

Nice lucky trips though.

>>31306777
Trips confirms.

>>31306262
>that autistic altaria set
It's HGSS Lance's Altaria rematch all over again

>>31306711
>implying a man with that much testosterone would ruin his body by absorbing too much estrogen through a vagina

>>31306220
>Has to borrow his sister's Kingdra to make a legit monotype dragon team
LOL