enjoying sloopy seconds eh lusaminefags?

>goes to island
>eats nothing but jellybeans
>becomes obese
I'd still bang him honestly.

>>31304914
How could I not be surprised

>>31303246

Why would I ever want to stick my dick in crazy? Especially crazy that's been using interdimensional jellyfish venom as lube.

>>31304914
He's not obese, just overweight. There's a difference.

>>31305061
No he's definition obese.

>>31303246
I don't see the problem.

Chance is if she's over 17 you're getting sloppy seconds

>>31305061
You would need his BMI to know.

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>>31305055
>interdimensional jellyfish lube
I want to be mindbroken by Mother Beast

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>>31303246
Fuck you Mohn

>>31305087
>being american

>>31305154
We know, Lusamine. We know.

>>31303246
>implying that it matters
This is old men are absolutely disgusting.

>>31303246

>sloopy

>seconds
Why would you assume Mohn was her first? Or her last?

>>31305061
with these proportions he's probably around class I obese

>You'll never have Lusamine turn around while you're slamming her from behind and moan "make me feel beautiful" in your ear

>>31305087
>Not hunting virgins at around 18-21
>not having a pure wifey who only knows the taste of your cock.
I pity you, anon.

>>31307735
>You'll never have Lusamine turn around while you're slamming her from behind and moan "make me feel beautiful, son" in your ear
FTFY.