I'm looking for a boyfriend

>>>/soc/

>>31303215
R u a grill

>>31303450
Yes she is.

>>31303215
>Sexy woman can't get a boyfriend

I find that more ridiculous than the concept of Pokemon themself.

>>31303215
You're intimidating me

I am
[Spoiler] I hope you're okay with me being a girl[/spoiler]

>>31303215
Want to grab a drink with me, cutie?

>>31303586
I once got a date with the "hottest girl in school", simply because I was the only one who asked her.

Everyone else was either a coward or assumed she was taken because she was so hot and popular.

>>31303215
No. Don't date black women.

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>>31303678
Welp, good thread everyone. Here comes the shitstorm racewar.

I want to have many beautiful mixed-race with Olivia that will eradicate the white race!

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Legit question; how do I find a boyfriend? I don't know how to impress/talk to guys

>>31303820
>be a girl

There, done.

>>31303820
> I don't know how to impress
You don't impress guys. You just show interest in stuff they like.

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>>31303820
Post here and wait for all the thirsty beta males to come asking for your email.

>>31303820
Depends on what kind of guy you're looking to impress

Casual fucks: how hot is she bro, seriously bro how hot is she
guys you actually could see yourself being in a relationship with: you don't look like Danny devito, actually have some substance and be interesting

>>31303840
>>31303846
Thanks, I'll try to seem interested

>>31303672
Yup, this. My dad taught me a very good lesson about how he got my mom as a wife, "Genuinely beautiful girls sometimes think they're ugly, just because everyone is too chicken shit to ask them out. They may become reclusive because no one has, and people may read that as self absorption, so they believe they're just hot bitches. Usually REALLY pretty girls who don't talk much just don't know, and would be glad for a date."

K A L O S
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>>31303820
Ask one out, there its that simple. Just go and ask a guy out.

That is how simple it is for a woman to get a boyfriend, assuming you aren't dogshit ugly, which I doubt you could be that ugly, you're probably average.

>>31303215
pls be in london

>>31303820
what's your email i'll be your bf

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>>31304489
I'm average but thanks! I will build my courage and ask out someone (one day)

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>>31303215
I am.
Age is just a number

Danni Devito email please?

>>31303566
>>31303450
Now that thats outta the way

>>31303215
Girlfriend free guy?

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This thread just made me realise I would have no fucking clue what to do if a woman asked me out.

>>31306652
Well I mean, you're on /vp/, so I doubt you'll ever have to worry about that.

>>31306708
My genes will be passed on make no mistake.

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>>31303215
I sure am!

>>31306652
Say "yes"?

>>31306873
Probably as long as she is still within baby making age.

i thought it was pretty clear olivia's a lesbian?

>>31306652
Tell her you're not interested in old hags.

>>31307002
I'm completely fine with and supportive of this but what makes you think that?

>>31303215
>boyfriend
Kill yourself Olivia.

>>31307103
>advocating suicide to Olivia
kill yourself Lele

>>31303820
I used tinder and I'm a gay. I'm not even that attractive either.

>>31307995
See this is how you get a bf, just take a pic of your face as your coming and covered in a sticky white goo

>>31303215
No thanks, I don't date overdressed prudes.

>>31306652
Be positive and appreciative, but don't get too excited. Say something like "Yeah, that sounds like fun! What time are you thinking?" You can get hyped by yourself later.

Source: gf asked me out initially

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>>31303215
I bet I could "rock" your world

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>you will never develop a crush on Olivia the first time you meet her on Akala Island
>you will never attempt to ask her out, but fail to
>you will never go on your journey thinking about her the entire time, thinking about what she's doing, if she's having a good day and thinking about her sweet smile
>you will never blush intensely upon seeing her as one of the Elite Four you must face
>"I don’t see the same look in your eyes that I saw when we first met on Akala Island. Have you had some experiences that you’ll carry with you in your heart forever? Well, it’s time for you to move on."
>you will never finally get the nerve to ask her to hang out
>".....uhh, I'd love to hang out you, Anon, but don't you think you should beat the rest of the Elite Four, haha....."
>Melemele Island celebration
>"So, this is what you meant by hanging out, right?"
>you will never attempt to ask her out to dinner but because it's so busy, you don't get a chance to
>you will never go back to the Elite Four to clear it a second time, saving Olivia for last
>"Let me guess... you’re the type who likes to save the most delicious bite for the end of the meal?"
>you will never lose all control and make her your woman
>she will never in turn make you her man, asking what took you so long
>after the fact, you will never ask her out to dinner
>she will never hug you close and shyly say "Yes"

>>31310610
>you will never take her to dinner
>you will never tell her that you have a special surprise waiting at the end of the meal
>you will never tell her at the end of the meal that you were never interested, and it was all a big joke
>you will never take a picture of her face as you remove your disguise to reveal that you were actually Tapu Lele all along
>you will never leave the restaurant laughing, forcing her to pay for the food

life just isn't fair

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F

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>>31310767

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>>31310610
>>31310759

>>31310759
Got a chuckle out of me.

>>31310759
don't be mean because you don't have boys chasing after you, lele

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Do I pass? I just want a bf.

>>31303215
Sorry Im married

>>31311347
your hand doesn't count

>>31310759
Wow Tapu Lele is a dick.

>>31303678
>>31303781
Isn't she supposed to be chinese?

>>31307995
Link to full pic?

>>31303820
if you'r a girl or a gay the answer is the same, go to the gym and don't be fat.

>>31303215
Go away Verlis.

>>31303215

Not with the way you do the Rock Z move dance you wont

That hip flex scares me

>>31313214
>Chinese woman with deep brown skin
??

>>31307995
>having sex with earrings still on

Seems awfully unpractical

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>>31303215
I am!