What would you do to Lillie?

>>31302943
I'd take her on a date.

>>31302943
Lewd stuff like hold her hand

>>31302964
How about bondage?

>>31302943
Pound her pussy till she's full of my semen to produce a child and keep doing this till we die.

>>31302990
How about making her like it?

>>31302943
kissu her feet

>>31302985
what is this

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>>31302985

>>31302943
Put her in the bag.

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>>31302943
braid her hair

>>31302943
Put her in my bed and stroke her hair.

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>>31303011

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love her

>>31302943
I'd make her fuck off to Kanto like the Kantoloving slut she is.

>>31303034
Would you do lewd things with her?

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>>31303033

>>31302943
Grab her by the pussy

>>31303059
Does she even wear panties?

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Kiss her hand
Kiss her cheek
Kiss her feet
Kiss her nape
Kiss her forehead
Kiss her belly
Kiss her lips!!

>>31302943
cfnm humiliation

Sit back and watch as Chad Kantocock plows her like only a champion could

bully her

>>31303137
How about forcing her to wet herself?

Say "Hi" and move on.

Not too hot on Lillie. She's not bad, just not my type.

>>31303073
fuck you're so cringeworthy

>>31303170
sounds fine too

>>31303047
do continue

>>31303233
How would you do it?

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>>31303216
No bully

>>31302943
Nothing because she's shit

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>>31302943
I'd date her 2bh

>>31303244
scare her? i dunno

>>31303301
How about forcing her to drink a large amount of water and than keep her from using the bathroom?

>>31303251
brush her sharp teeth

then let her bite my arm til i bleed

Ignore her because I dislike all aspects of her.

>>31303316
>have to wait hours and hours for her to get the "feeling"
or
>grab a chainsaw and a mask
>corner her somewhere
>rev it up and start slashing the surrounding zone
ez

>>31303373
And once she wets herself will you put her in a diaper for some more humiliation?

>>31302943
Hand her a bowl full of eggs.

>>31303073
Gross, anon. But same.

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She is too cute for this world.

>>31303011 >>31303232
>>31303033 >>31303262
>>31303319 >>31303047
You need some kind of help, dude.
This is not normal or healthy behavior.

>>31303507
Dat ass.

>>31303508
>normal or healthy behavior.
>in 4chan.

>>31303581
>being on 4chan means I can act as badly as I want
No. And you really shouldn't strive to act insane either.

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>>31303508
>posting pictures to an imageboard is unhealthy behavior

>>31302943
Why do you keep making these threads

>>31303507
Why can't she trim her bangs right? How retarded is she?

>>31303714
No, you posting the same images in multiple threads at the same time is not healthy. It's also not healthy to be as stupid as you are.

>>31302943
Nothing, really, she's not my type.

Now, Roxie or Acerola, boy would I do things to those two.

>>31303508
Aren't you that guy who gets into lengthy, aggressive and irrational arguments with people in shipping threads?

I don't really think you get to talk about what behavior is healthy or not.

>>31303730
Is a special characteristic to differentiate her from another anime girls with hime-cuts.

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>ywn meet Lillie
>ywn get to know her throughout your Pokemon adventure
>ywn support her shortcomings after her childhood abuse from a psycho mom
>ywn hold her hand and tell her everything will be ok
>ywn hug her and smell her perfect blond braided hair
>ywn travel with her to Kanto and help her become a strong trainer and person
>ywn protect that perfect smile

End it. End it all.

>>31303752
What would you do to Roxie?

>>31303752
>anyone who can recognize my insane shitposting is the same person
Well, it's good to know that you're cancer and get told as such everywhere you go.

>>31303767
Make out with her pussy, fuck her through a hole in her bike-shorts, pull her hair, etc.

>>31303797
How about humiliating her sexually?

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>>31303808

>>31303508
This is fucking nothing. This board has shitty daily threads just like this that contribute absolutely nothing to anything beyond inane "muh waifu" posting.

Frankly this place has so much worse shit than this that I'd rather purge everything else first and then get rid of this style of shitposting.

>>31303794
Yeah, you even do that thing where everyone is a samefag to you.

It's a really funny kind of irony when you talk about mental health, obsession, and intelligence.

Protip: most of these people post things like these in (mostly) relevant discussions in a kind of leisurely manner, this image you have in your head of one obsessive person doesn't reflect reality.

>>31302943
teach that dumbass how to catch pokemon

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>>31302943
I protect her smile, for it is my duty as a man.

>If she likes chicken or Hau
Rape her.

>>31303808
Roxie? Aw yeah, she's got kind of a fiesty and rebellious attitude, breaking her down would be an absolute delight, making her feel pleasure while she tries to hide and deny it, or some day finally give in and admit that she loves it.

>>31303836
Why are you double spacing like you're writing a middle school paper? And it's fairly obvious they are all your posts considering the time they were posted and they have exact same file name. Let's see you find people other than yourself spamming the same images across multiple threads.

taste her cunny

>>31303872
What methods do you use to break her down?

>>31303836
Watch this, I'm going to get accused of samefagging right now.

>>31303835
It's pretty bad. Even more so considering I didn't link even close to all of his posts and he was spamming in other than the two threads I linked as well.
Spamming the same images in like multiple different threads is not really acceptable behavior.

>>31303895
When the bright red shoe fits.
I'm not sure why you think it's normal for people to jump to the defense of a shitposter.

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>>31302943
Take her to court. That backstabbing cunt deserves to rot in jail! IN JAIL!

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>>31303867
Don't worry she only is in love with you anon.

>>31302943
Lick her cunny and fondle her budding breasts.

>>31303902
It's still fucking nothing. Call me when we get close to Goodrafag levels of shitposting. Or Bui, or that tickling nonsense. This board has way bigger shit than some retard posting waifufag comics in a few threads. If he starts posting multiple new threads or posting it in threads that aren't related to it then you might have something.

>>31303877
I'm glad you think I'm someone I'm not.

As for doublespacing, I like breaking up text because I feel it's more presentable and easy to read, as well as being easy to type up and edit/format. It looks cleaner and less cluttered to me.

Seems like an odd thing to ask about.

>>31303881
Well my dick, obviously.
And my hands too.

>>31303915
Given how wide and subjective people get when defining shitposting, I think you should be a little bit more careful about making assumptions like that.

Does he readily recognize the person you're talking about as a shitposter and look to get a rise out of you, or does he just agree him?

>>31304059
If you ignore every single thing it only builds and builds.

>>31304070
How about denying her things like the bathroom?

>>31304080
If you ignore the largest tumors they'll fucking kill you.

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Bully because she's cute.

Travel with, mentor, and protect.

>>31304110
No.

I'm a pervert, a lewd beast, but not a degenerate.

>>31304059
>>31304070
>no post in the thread for 10 minutes
>suddenly two in 20 seconds
Hmmm.
Also, shitposting is not subjective. People just like to use it as their go to excuse for anything they don't like.
Spamming the same thing across many threads is objectively shitposting.

>or does he just agree him
For someone who supposedly cares so much about making their posts "cleaner" you sure don't type very well.

>>31304132
How about using a remote controlled vibrator?

>>31304120
And the the smaller tumors grow into larger ones.

>>31304120
Some tumors are benign, some things which people assume are tumors are in fact not.
Hypochondria is a very real thing, just because you're very certain doesn't mean you're right.

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>>31303751
>posting the same images in multiple threads at the same time is not healthy
>not healthy
Wat

>>31304239
I'm pretty certain that two or three days of posting the same comic in a few threads is nothing compared to the other shitposts /vp/ does. Unless you seriously think these types of threads that are nothing but pointless waifufagging or "Chicken-chan is ___" or even dumber shit floating around are somehow less of a problem than whatever that other guy is doing. I'm going to hopefully assume not and that you think they're all rightfully shit.

>>31304319
Yes, and the fact you think it's perfectly normal is sad.

Have lots of unprotected sex with her

>>31304335
Again, you need to understand that two wrongs does not make a right. You do not get a free pass on your shitposting just because there are other shitposters.

>>31304363
Ok? Too bad for you i guess

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>tfw /vp/ is so underage and probably reddit that some children here go bananas over someone posting a comic in two threads

>>31304387
One, it's called flooding, which is against the rules.
Two, there is zero reason to spam the same image many times.

>>31304428
Ok

>>31304417
>>31304440
>if I call something "reddit" that means I win
>i used green text so i fit in
>my shitposting is okay because i like it

>>31304472
It's funny how you always lose it over really benign things like these.
How you make it on 4chan is beyond me.

>>31304518
It's funny how you think you know who you're talking to.
It's also funny how you think anything you do is infallible.

>>31302943
Love her

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>>31304428
why does it matter?
the images are thread-relevant to both threads.

>>31304564
>>31304349
The sad part is you actually think they are.
Why don't you go back to /co/?

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>it's that one guy who always makes a huge thing about something genuinely insignificant

>>31304379
What the hell does that have to do with my post?

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I'd pet her head, Lillie a cute.

>>31304690
You can essentially boil his shitposting down to "waaah I don't like this ship so it's off topic shitposting waaah"

>>31304428
>it's called flooding
Like you flood threads with ceaseless arguing and metaposting?

>>31304690
>>31304692
>it's that one retard who thinks nothing he does is wrong
No, really. Why do you think your shitposting should get a free pass just because there are other shitposters?

>What the hell does that have to do with my post?
How is it not obvious? You are trying to say there are worse cases of shitpositng out there, so other smaller cases should be ignored.

>>31304757
WHY ARE YOU SAMEFAGGING?! HURRRRR YOU RETARD, DON'T YOU SEE?

>>31304779
That too.

>>31304757
>>31304769
I like how your posts always come in doubles pretty much every time, so it gives away what you are doing.

And no, what anyone likes has nothing to do with you spamming the same exact images across many threads.
It has nothing to do with any ship, you doing that with any image is wrong.

>meta
Hm, why do you not have a problem with this thread >>31302497
The whole thread itself is meta.

>>31304769
only the newest of newfags would think posting a thing in two threads is flooding

just leave him alone and eventually he'll lurk enough to understand

>>31304779
>>31304797
>if I type in all caps that makes me look smarter
Nah, not really.
Again, I don't know why you think everyone under the sun would just jump to the defense of you shitposting.

>>31304842
>calls people new
>can't even type correctly
And it's not just two threads. I just didn't link the other ones.

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>>31304842
he's so new he thinks this post displays a lack of correct typing, too

>>31304884
And you can't even back link posts correctly.

>>31304816
>why do you not have a problem with this thread
Nice assumption and goalposting you fucking cocksucker, I never brought up that I have a problem with a thread (nor was it even brought up in this thread), so that means I am ok with it or even condone it.

Maybe you should be less presumptuous and autistic in the future.

>>31304940
Why are you not addressing everything said to you?
And I made no assumption, because you did not say there was anything wrong with that thread even though you are clearly in it.

And the point is you were trying to fault someone for "meta" posting, and at the same time you ignore much worse cases of actual meta posting.

>>31304995
>Why are you not addressing everything said to you?
Because nothing ever goes through your thick skull, you are by far the most bullheaded poster I've ever seen on 4chan.

>>31305014
You can't really call other people bullhead while you refuse to make rational arguments and address what people say. It's fairly hypocritical.

>>31305051
>You can't really call other people bullhead while you refuse to make rational arguments and address what people say
I can when I have and it never goes through.

Literally any time anyone ever argues with you, you completely shut out everything and start making accusations of samefagging and your own perception on what is and isn't shitposting.

>>31305079
You seem to have a pretty insane sense of narcissism.
It's almost like you think that just because you reply people are obligated to accept what you say as correct without question.

>Literally any time anyone ever argues with you, you completely shut out everything and start making accusations of samefagging and your own perception on what is and isn't shitposting.
The irony in this is hilarious. Because it's actually the exact opposite in every sense.
Just because you get caught samefagging doesn't mean there aren't other topics addressed in the posts.
And you are the one who refuses to answer anything said to you once you get caught.
Why you think someone can't note your samefagging AND address everything else said is beyond me. But the fact you think "I'm" blocking out everything proves you're the one who's actually doing just that.

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>>31305227
>You seem to have a pretty insane sense of narcissism.
>It's almost like you think that just because you reply people are obligated to accept what you say as correct without question.
>The irony in this is hilarious. Because it's actually the exact opposite in every sense.
>Just because you get caught samefagging doesn't mean there aren't other topics addressed in the posts.

>>31305302
I don't know what you are trying to imply with this post.

I would bump her threads

>>31302943
Give her some ice cream and maybe put on cartoons for her to watch.

She's 11.

>>31302943
I would bully her. Every. Single. Day. If I couldn't see her in person on any given day, I would use the internet or phone. She annoys the ever-living daylights out of me. I hope that her mother mistreats her and goes insane. Oh wait.

>>31302943
Nothing

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Tell her she's a fictional character and torment her with Powersave

I would rub and smell her stinky, sweaty feet and armpits!

>>31303756
Maybe, but it is stupid. Most people don’t even draw it in fanart because it is so stupid.

>>31303089
This.