Dude Kanto lmao

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>>31281122
Dude i'm going to Kanto lmao

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>>31281122
Dude fuck me in the ass lmao

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>>31281132
Dude I got my ass beaten IN KANTO Lmao

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>Only ten evolution lines got Alola forms
>Half of them look like shit
>"Oh that one's just silly, the rest look really cool!"
Why did GameFreak only do Kanto Pokémon? Why did they only do Pokemon without split evolutions or Mega forms?
Why was this cool concept so terribly, horribly used?

>>31281147
>Game's strongest trainer literally tells you that everyone in Kanto is better than him
Is Alola the most cucked region in the Pokemon franchise? Even ignoring this, almost all of the new Pokemon in this region are extremely rare or downright hidden

>>31281160
>Why did they only do Pokemon without split evolutions or Mega forms?

So they wouldn't have to make split evos or Megas for the Alola forns too

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>>31281122
Dude I am Kanto Lmao

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Dude We're from Kanto lmao

I know these games don't take "evolution" seriously but the only ones in that pic that would evolve differently on a tropical island are Exxegcutor and Muk. It just goes to show how much they didn't give a shit about the idea.

>>31281228
What do you mean? The only one without explanation was Raichu.

And the most clever one is Raticate.

>>31281122
>>31281132
>>31281147
>>31281200
KANTO THIS
KANTO THAT
KANTO KANTO KANTO KANTO KANTO KANTOKANTO KANTO KANTOKANTO KANTO KANTOKANTO KANTO KANTOKANTO KANTO KANTO

>>31281260
How is Raticate clever?

more like cunto

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>>31281122
Kanto is my favorite region and all the pandering makes the games better and better for me.

>>31281318
I don't know what that guy's thinking. Nocturnal adaptation aside, Alolan Raticate's not a smart decision at all with that statspread.

>>31281318
Mongoose were brought into Hawaii in order to control the rising rat population that was destroying sugar cane crops. The mongooses were however diurnal, while the rats were nocturnal. This led to the two not preying on each other in significant numbers. The animals instead both took the easy route and turned into a day and night rape squad for the native ground nesting bird population. Both species had no major predators, so they along with their population grew unchecked for a good while.

For more info.
http://www.instanthawaii.com/cgi-bin/hi?Animals.mongoose

>>31281138
I'd marry her then honeymoon her so hard

>>31281168
Johto

>>31281168
>Game's strongest trainer literally tells you that everyone in Kanto is better than him
>Probably years ago
>What is character progression
Even it that wasn't the case, he's not the strongest trainer in Alola, he's just the first guy to challenge the Master in a battle. So technically he's as strong as everyone that challenge you at the league

>>31281269
alola in a nutshell

>>31281228
t. didn't read the entry for any of them
or
t. doesn't know shit about biology
The only one with a half-baked explanation is Raichu. Everything else has a reasonable explanation.

>>31281438
Stat wise might be stupid, but typing and design wise it's perfect.

>>31281168
>almost all of the new Pokemon in this region are extremely rare or downright hidden
So... Just like in real life?

Why would anyone WANT their bros to get an Alolan form? At least with Megas you still get to pet your bro in its good design in Amie/Refresh. With regional variants you're getting a brand new species that's cramping on your bro's style.

Game Freak loves their Kanto

Kanto...
Kanto...
Kant-o...
Kunt-o...
Cunt-o...
Cunt...

It all makes sense!! Game Freak loves them some pussy!

>>31283386
Tbh, I never liked the originals that much, and I happen to prefer these new reinterpretations way more.
The only one where I prefer the original is Raichu.

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>>31281122
Dude we're from Kanto!

>>31283386
Depends which ones are your bros. If you liked Muk and Marowak then you lucked out, but tough shit if you liked Golem or Persian.

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>>31283386
I want both because there's plenty of good ideas and potential for both a Mega or a Regional Form for the Cinccino line

>>31283386
TWO WORDS!
KANTO ONLY!

>>31281469
>raticate
>not yungoos
Ur dum

>>31283386
Well, I mean the others still exist, you just have to wait for the bank

>>31283543
Golem and Persian got massive upgrades, though.