Archie is crying

>>31280849
He's not my bro. That's my husband and he's a sensitive giant. What have you done to him?

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>>31280849
I'll offer him some food to make him feel better
: ^ )

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He'll never be the same again...

>>31280849
Because he and Maxie weren't in SM.

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hi

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>>31280950
Oh there you are!

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Jirachi, after all this time!

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>after a long time, Archie has been reunited with his friend Jirachi
>Archie is happy again

Dude tried to make the entire planet Waterworld. Fuck him.

>>31281023
Can you say no to those pecs?
Those dreamy abs?

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>>31281023
You mean "get fucked by him" don't you anon?
Don't you?

>you will never join team aqua
>you will never have fun pirate adventures with your aqua brothers and sisters

>>31281096
I wonder who would win between this version and the newer version of the two?

>>31281023
>Not wanting to live in Atlantis
>Not wanting to go on cool underwater adventures
>Not wanting to live in Waterworld
you must have some mental problem

>>31281023
t. Magmafag

>>31280849
i give him the dick

>>31281202
>wanting to drown

>>31281233
>Not owning devon corp's latest scuba suit

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>>31281190
No fight.
Just threesomes.

Sharpedo is shit. SHIT !

>>31280849
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_VSA-lp7lwo

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>>31282741
Look what you've done. Archie is crying again!
You're a monster!

>>31280938
>SM set at least 10 years after ORAS
>archie is ~40, maxie is 50+

>archie settled down and had kids
>maxie had a stroke

>>31282780
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AFFKgB9cN8s
guys
i'm scared