>your favorite pokemon is going on a date with you tomorrow

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>>31279624
I'm ok with this

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Probably good

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>>31279624
>Wants to go surfing
>30 degrees out
S...Snowboarding?

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ok

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Is _he allowed to bring his friends along? I mean, I'm okay either way. I'm just asking is all.

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>>31279624
I'd rather be babysitting it.

>scizor
pls no hand holding

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Like a pedo

nervous

not comfy

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>>31279624
I would have a reason to actually look forward to another day

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>>31279624

I feel like she could kick my ass.
...
I don't really mind.

>>31279624
By favorite can it be our sis-mons species?

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....I only like her platonically though.

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Infernape?
*sigh* Are there at least any cute gijinkas?
*Googles*
...Fuck me up, senpai, my body is ready.

>>31280071
...I'm having a tough time grasping the anatomy perspective in this pic.

>>31280071
>*sigh*

>>31280310
Smoking hot monkey girl, duh.

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I don't think kissing will be fun

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I'm down with this

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Neither of us understands the concept of love. It's like we were made for each other!

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>>31279624
I don't think she's feeling it.

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Fine I guess

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>>31279624
I submit to my fate

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>>31279624
We'll bang, okay?

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I guess I'll go to a KFC and order a gigantic feast, have as much as I can have, then feed the rest to it.

It's pretty much and embodiment of my eating habits, so I can relate.

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Tsareena probably would probably want to eat something expensive....

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Hot.

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We'd have to be careful when snuggling so I wouldn't get hurt by his/her rough skin

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I find the idea of having a spaghetti dinner with a psychic spider tank oddly amusing.
>"Are you enjoying your meal, darling?"
>Metagross gets atop the table and crushes it with its massive weight, consuming the pasta in a single gulp
>"There's never a dull moment with you around, Metty."
>Metagross cheerfully roars in agreement

>>31279624
Well that's Regigigas, Magikarp or Arceus in that order...

I mean I'm attracted to some pokemon, but not those lol

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No hug. NO hug. NO HUG

>>31280020
>not taking your friends on platonic dates

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Welp, this is gonna be awkward

>>31281616
But will they take it the wrong way?

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I feel horny.

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B-but Typhlosion is my bro.

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I'm quite happy with this

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Well this could be worse

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>>31279624
Does that mean I can take him to somewhere actually warm?

>>31279624
Welp, looks like I'm gonna have to explain why I have a fucking pyromancer fox with me.

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>"Sorry Master, I ate your car for a midnight snack. Guess we'll have to walk."

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>>31279624
>your favorite pokemon is going on a date with you tomorrow whether you like it or not
So i'm going to date a balloon.

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She would probably eat out of the trash instead of an actual meal

Might also bring her kids along

>>31281916
every time i see pocky all i can think about is all those pictures of futa's having them in their dicks
then i cringe in pain

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>>31284019
fuck you ok? Now i'm never going to be able to forget that

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>I will never listen to him sing a song for me on our date

>>31283920
FUCK ME OFF

>>31284096
if he played this i'd be putty in his big strong flippers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pn7oEYe4ePc

>>31282272
>not being close enough to tell the difference
do you even bromance?

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>>31279624
shitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshit

>>31284386
I'm right there with you brother.

>>31281606
>Not wanting to fuck a literal god

Shit taste confirmed. Opinion discarded. Saged and reported.

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ass

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Yay!

>>31284633
>>31284386
Tag team when?

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Well, I think I'm going to like this a little too much.

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So, how is this going to work?

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>>31279624
nice

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>date with you tomorrow whether you like it or not
>forced date with tentacled parasite

I wouldn't be a virgin anymore, but I wouldn't be myself either.

Not nice.

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I can't see this working out, to be honest.

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Nervous, but on the surface I look calm and ready.

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Is this considered a harem?

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>>31279624
I can only hope for the best.

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>>31279624
Fuck yes.

>>31283920
>Not having Aggron piggybacking you
>Not piggybacking Aggron

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>>31281524
>It's pretty much and embodiment of my eating habits

>>31284783
>long feather
that's a male

>>31287664
I bet you kiss girls faggot

>>31287685
I wish

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I'm not sure how I feel about this.

I feel like a date with my second favourite Mon, Silvally would be a lot easier.

I want to be a zoroark not date one...

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>>31284386
>>31284633
same dudes

>>31287664
Actually I believe the image was drawn before the gen IV gender differences.

>>31279721
But anon, 30 degrees is decent sunny weather

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>awkward staring

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>>31279624
I'll be honest, I only see us as friends

>>31289049
Maybe in Europe or Maine

>>31289173
>what is Celsius

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C:/ I-i-initiat-ating succ protototocall, ple-e-ease sta-stan-stand...

...We're going to fuck like rabbits, okay master?

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>>31292608

>>31292661
what did he post?

>>31292732 #

Zoroark lewd

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Gotta watch out for poison point.

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>>31279624
I don't mind female arcanines but its always been my bros mon so I don't know how to feel about this. Can I chose my second favorite?

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YES

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>>31285920
Ready to drop bombs?

>ITT: anons think every date must involve sex no matter what.
It's only the first date, it doesn't always go there.

>>31293977
But what if it does?

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mite b cool

>>31293977
Why would I date a bitch if not to fuck her? Women are USELESS for anything other than sex

if you think otherwise you are a little beta whiteknight fuckboi

>bro date with Pinsir
>go out to bar
>shots of cheap booze and brisket fries
>get in bar fight
>auto win

Alternately, I suppose I could bro around with a Meowth. I'm okay with this.

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I don't think it's entirely possible to do anything with a Vanillite, and I definitely don't want to, but it would be fun to hang out

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>>31293907
I keep on forgetting.

>>31285716
>>31295855
>Implying your tongue wouldn't be all over it

>>31296066
But that isn't ice cream, it's snow.

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>>31293614